Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Peru Approves Extradition Of Joran Van Der Sloot To The US


That loud moan you heard all over the world was Nancy Grace just realizing that she is going to get to talk about Natalee Holloway and Joran Van Der Sloot for the indefinite future as Peru announced they have approved the extradition of Joran from Peru to the US. The extradition should happen sometime in the next three months which means that Nancy has canceled all of her summer plans and will be sitting in front of the cameras ready to talk about the case at any minute of the day for any network. Joran will not be coming here to face murder charges. He will only be coming to the US to face extortion charges. Shortly before he killed Stephany Flores in Peru he told Natalee Holloway's mom that he would show her where Natalee's body was if she paid him $250K. Joran will go on trial for that. If he is convicted he would finish out his Peruvian sentence and then come back to the US to serve an extortion sentence.

43 comments:

  1. That should be interesting.

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  2. I hope he rots in hell

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  3. It's better than nothing. He doesn't deserve the fresh air he'll get in the trip over though.

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  4. I hope his plane crashes and everyone else survives.

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  5. How long is his sentence is Peru?

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  6. I highly doubt he'll be convicted, or that a railroad conviction would survive appeal. Holloway's mom would be better off paying someone to shank him in that Peruvian prison.

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  7. I'm sorry, but someone needs to finish this fucker off.

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  8. Keep him in Peru and let him rot in jail there until his sentence is up. Then extradite him to a cushy US prison.

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  9. He truly is a sociopath.

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  10. US jail will be an upgrade for this psychopath. He's getting a lucky break you ask me.

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  11. amazonblue, I think it is 30 years? I may be remembering wrong, though.

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  12. Peruvian prison sounds perfect for him, let's leave him there.

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  13. He'll get community service.

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    1. He certainly has the celebrity status for that type of sentence!

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  14. I agree with B. Sounds perfect.

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  15. He gets to rot on earth before he rots in hell.

    I'm certain he's involved in sex trafficking.

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  16. They need to leave his evil ass in Peru, bringing him to a US prison would be a vacation for this piece of shit.

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  17. US prisons/jails would so much harder for him. Here he would be shackled, denied access to a lot of comforts and could not afford to make a phone call at several dollars a minute. He would be a target for all kinds of violence and be confined to his cell.

    Peruvian jails may lack a few things like windows but your family and friends can come by daily, cook your meals, wash your clothes...if you have money a cell phone, tv, and computer are ok to have. He can walk around the prison grounds and buy things in the prison store. The real horror for him is that some of the prisons are in the high Andes and it's damn cold and the altitude can take some years to acclimate to.

    I lived in Peru and Bolivia for a while and while I love the culture and everything about these countries there is, among the general, poorer population, a history of violence, heavy drinking and crime that is common, much like generational poverty and gang families here (I was a social worker and visited homes in TX and CA). Good folks for the most part with families and no reluctance to shank you if they feel the need.

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  18. Hopefully there will be a big ass 9.0 earthquake in Peru and the mo fo will die a horrible death trapped under the rubble.

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  19. Ugh. Why are we bringing this waste of a human life here? Who is paying for this whole mess? Just leave him there to rot, please.

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  20. ITA w/ Vicki Cupper

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  21. I wish that Natalee's mom could actually take him out herself. That would be justice.

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  22. OMG!!! He's guilty. Stop with the red tape. Let's fry him.

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  23. This makes it sound like his Peruvian sentence is nearly done...I hope to God that is not the case. Because really, if he gets convicted on extortion charges -- how long is that sentence anyways? Seems like a few years max. I don't say this often, but this human deserves to have the most painful, uncomfortable remainder of life.

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  24. Hey, if he's coming to the US for trial he'll be in the prison system, maybe someone there will do us all a favor and kill him. He's scum and IMO doesn't deserve the tax dollars to even put him on trial.

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  25. If he comes to America he'll probably end up getting his own reality show..

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  26. My understanding is this will lead to murder charges in the holloway case. They seem to think they can make the case and maybte with some arm twisting, those little shithead brothers can help them. Anyway, this is about more than the extortion thing.

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  27. I have a feeling that they'll OJ him - give him the max sentence for extortion because he got away with murdering her daughter and he'll be given no leniency for good behavior.

    They have to do something.

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  28. @ mngoddess, bite your tongue!!

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  29. @crila - really? "Red tape"? You mean like evidence? Due process? A trial? A conviction by your peers? Sure, let's just execute him now.

    Don't get me wrong - I think this guy absolutely killed both girls, and should stand trial for doing so. But I'm not going to suggest that we execute first, apply due process later. Sheesh.

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  30. @Unknown - I think by "red tape" crila16 means the horse and pony show that this will become, due process be damned. I have very little faith in our justice sysytem and don't really need Joran & Me accounts from the idiot chick who will eventually marry him while he is in prison.

    I could be wrong. That's just how I interpreted it.

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  31. Don't bring him to the U.S., the little fucker will find a way to go free and live here and torment Americans forever.

    We really are horrible about catching and convicting REAL criminals.

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  32. @Amazonblue .. Per Wiki .. "On January 13, 2012, Van der Sloot was sentenced to 28 years imprisonment for the murder of Flores.

    If he is convicted for the extortion .. and heaven knows he might not be .. the next time we will see him will be in the late 2030's. Hopefully he will be dead from a Peruvian prison skirmish by then. [I cannot believe her - Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramírez's - family have not sent someone it to off this twit yet, to be honest.]

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  33. If the US wants him the US will get him well before the late
    2030's.

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  34. @nancer -- No chance that Sloot will be tried for Holloway's murder in the US. The government of Holland would be screaming over an attempt to charge him with a death-sentence crime, and it would be even worse if some backward US jurisdiction filed and railroaded him into a death sentence, because there is no way in hell that Sloot could be morally and legally sentenced to death for Holloway's murder under US legal standards based on the evidence as we know it. It would be a lynching.

    That said, if I had been young Miss Holloway's daddy, Sloot would never have made it to Peru to kill that other young girl. He would have disappeared into the cloaca of some random Central American sewer system, leaving behind only YouTube clips of himself being slowly emasculated, eviscerated, flayed alive and dismembered over the course of days by some anonymous yet brutally remorseless figure.

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  35. I have a bad feeling about this. Like, through some loophole he'll go free while in the United States. It sounds fishy already -- I've never heard of someone being extradited in the first place when part way through a sentence in another country, then going back to finished that sentence.

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  36. I completely agree with B. Profane!!! Could not have said it better myself!

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  37. I completely agree with B. Profane!!! Could not have said it better myself!

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  38. I completely agree with B. Profane!!! Could not have said it better myself!

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  39. Even if it gives her parents a small amount of satisfaction and makes him squirm, I think it's great.

    I wonder what ever happened to the two brothers that were involved with Natalee's death? I was always surprised they didn't end up cracking and ratting out Joran.

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  40. Hopefully, they'll give him plenty of privacy...ya' know...so he can "recycle himself into the universe."

    There are just some people I don't want to share the planet with.

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  41. Doesnt he have an older American girlfriend who was paying his legal bills?

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