Friday, April 06, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH D-list actor shocked a roomful of strangers when he announced he had to have his hemorrhoids surgically removed? The 30-something star, who’s more famous for his quickie marriage to a D-list TV actress and being the son of a Hollywood playboy, didn’t get the reaction he was looking for because no one recognized him!


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10 comments:

  1. me9:52 AM

    Ashley Hamilton married to Shannon D from 90210???

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  2. FrenchGirl9:53 AM

    ashley hamilton? son of george Hamilton and married with shannen doherty

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  3. cheesegrater159:54 AM

    lol dumbass

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  4. car549:55 AM

    I want to know what room full of strangers he announced it to.

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  5. Mango9:56 AM

    What kind of reaction was he looking for?

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  6. cheesegrater159:57 AM

    Maybe a round of "mazel tov!"?

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  7. CJ10:12 AM

    lol @ Vicki

    Awesome.

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  8. nolachickee11:04 AM

    Why did no one recognize him and why surgically removed - were the rhoids on his face???

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  9. auntliddy12:57 PM

    What the hell kind of topic is that to bring up?! Idiot!

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  10. shakey11:43 AM

    nolachickee - my aunt had that surgery, but in her 60s.

    And who *would* announce something like that to strangers? Even if he was recognized, did he expect "oh you poor thing"?

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