Monday, April 16, 2012

Marilyn Manson Proposes To Girlfriend After Five Weeks


After five weeks of dating, Marilyn Manson realized he is not getting any younger and women don't find the makeup quite as sexy as they once did so when he found someone who seems to like him, the 43 year old asked his girlfriend of five weeks to marry him. Life & Style says Marilyn proposed with a family ring which he has used before so perhaps he should have spent a couple of bucks and tried out something new.


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21 comments:

  1. Laura9:43 AM

    I just read that she made this up, which is crazy if true.

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  2. Henriette9:44 AM

    Is he still around?

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  3. chopchop9:45 AM

    It took me a while to figure out what the hell that photo was. Is that her stomach?? No, it's her knee. Weird.

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  4. BigMama9:51 AM

    What the hell kinda pose is that? Oh, that's why he proposed...she's double jointed.

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  5. Susan9:55 AM

    Do you mean he proposed to another woman with the family ring? Aw, hell no. That shit ain't right.

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  6. seaward10:10 AM

    I can do that pose & I'm not double jointed...

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  7. nolachickee10:16 AM

    Boy, she sure does look like a keeper!

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  8. auntliddy10:20 AM

    Altho mansen speaks intelligently about matters, he seems to be a nutbag with the costumne and all. Time to grow up and be regular human.

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  9. crila1610:22 AM

    Does Marilyn Manson have a magic penis or something? I don't get how he gets all these gorgeous women to fall madly in love with him.

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  10. Barton Fink10:28 AM

    That photo intrigues me in reading her soon-to-be toxicology report in the LA morgue.

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  11. Lux Luthor10:46 AM

    Hmm, Manson's people are saying he's never met her.

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  12. Amanda M.10:57 AM

    Really BAD picture ...her knees look like tumors

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  13. Tempestuous Grape11:01 AM

    Oh that Brian's so crazy.

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  14. selenakyle11:28 AM

    Could this chick BE any oranger?

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  15. Seonaid Divine12:04 PM

    OMG at first I thought the left thing was her stomach extending into a little pygmy leg.
    I feel better now.

    This photo is like a Magic Eye picture.

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  16. Seonaid Divine12:05 PM

    LOL @ Barton Fink

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  17. Ingrid Superstar2:24 PM

    Isn't she the one suing Donald Trump for not being allowed in the Miss Universe pagaent?

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  18. DixieTheNoble824:26 PM

    Sometimes you just know... re-using the ring though? Imma say this wasn't one of those 'you just know' times.

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  19. bink5:14 PM

    I thought she was a monster, at first. Glad those are just knees.

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  20. Del Riser6:47 PM

    I thought she was smuggling ham, badly.

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  21. hotchacha5:43 AM

    Yeah, well good luck with that whole matrimony hobby.

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