Lost in all the hoopla yesterday about Michael Lohan and Rosie O'Donnell fighting and calling each other talentless was the news that Scientologist and FOX News Channel host, Great Van Susteren will be taking Lindsay Lohan as her guest to this Saturday's White House Correspondent Dinner. Just like the movie Dinner With Schmucks, Greta is known for taking people who would otherwise embarrass polite society. In the past she has taken Kim Kardashian. I think Greta plays a game with someone to see who can get the most press for their choice of guest. I also think she is recruiting for Scientology and never seems to invite a guy for what it's worth. I'm shocked the Secret Service would let someone with such a long criminal record anywhere close to the President, but realized that with all the crooks, convicts and thieves in politics, that Lindsay will probably feel right at home and give her that warm cozy feeling of being in jail.
That's it, I give up.
ReplyDeleteNothing in this world is the way it should be.
So true.
Delete@EmEyeKay - agreed.
ReplyDeleteThis post was driving me crazy until this: "Greta is known for taking people who would otherwise embarrass polite society. In the past she has taken Kim Kardashian."
LOLOLOLLLL!!!! Well in that case - Carry on Greta, carry on.
Maybe Greta wants to pimp LiLo out TO the Secret Service.
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ReplyDeleteSeriously, ladies, between this and the new Kartrashian/E contract? I have no faith left.
ReplyDeleteTHE TERRORISTS ARE WINNING.
I'm sure she'll steal something...
ReplyDelete@emeyekay...agree 100%.
ReplyDeleteThis is just sickening.
I'm still getting over Greta being a Scientologist! Really?
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ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay - LOL! Truer words... After reading the Kardashian news yesterday, I clearly heard a flushing sound and saw all life as we know it start to circle the bowl.
ReplyDeleteThe message this sends to our kids is that if you make a sex tape, let someone pee on you, do mass quantities of drugs, stumble drunk out of clubs every night, hit people with your car, steal, pimp yourself out for favors, make a mockery of marriage, and strip off your clothes for Playboy, you shall be richly rewarded.
@MadLyb - you left out the plastic surgery to resemble a live-action sex doll.
ReplyDeleteShe will either get arrested before the dinner and won't be able to go or she'll walk out of the dinner with 3 coats, Michelle's jewelry, and Bo.
ReplyDeleteObviously it's a total PR stunt, and it's working. Greta will get(and already is) more publicity than she would have by bringing someone else.
ReplyDeleteOr she'll do shots with Malia and Sasha.
ReplyDeleteThis is rich..
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ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay- Just read the Kardashian contract news. The apocalypse has arrived.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you what it is:
ReplyDeleteIDIOCRACY happening, for real.
The Obama White House must be truly desperate to get high-profile guests to attend functions there. Otherwise, why would they invite Greta van Susteren, let alone van Susteren accompanied by Lindsay Lohan, who deserves to be invited no where except perhaps to inhabit a prison cell for a protracted period of time.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the Obama White House is desperate at all. I think some journalists... "journalists" are so well-known that inviting them is a given.
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ReplyDeleteNot really surprised by this. She has been able to do whatever she wants anyway!
ReplyDeleteOh, I remember when Lindsay, Paris, & Nicole were competing for Best Mugshot. I think this one won, but Paris had a pretty good one, too.
ReplyDeleteWelp... it's official. We all should've just been strippers and porn stars. Boy were we stupid to think that being respectable people was going to get us somewhere.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure porn stars/ strippers/ hookers make a lot more money than teachers. :(
DeleteEveryone take a deep breath.
ReplyDeleteLL is going as a party favor for the secret service agents.
"never seems to invite a guy" Didn't she invite Ozzy?
ReplyDelete@Nellie - !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere must be an open bar.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though. After the hooker situation, the white house really should not let LL in. We all know what her "work" consists of.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of an episode of Married With Children. Kelly thought she was dating this super-rich college kid and gets invited to his fraternity party and thinks its a big deal. Then Bud overhears that they had a contest to see who could invite the dumbest date. I think some of the regular attendees at this dinner have a contest who can invite the most messed up person.
ReplyDeleteGreta wins this year.
@ seaward - the sad thing is that she looks 100% better in this mugshot than she does now on her best possible day.
ReplyDeleteAnd Vicki C. - ha!
I just hope Lohan doesn't hit on the First Lady.
ReplyDeleteFYI, the press corps hosts this dinner every year. The President is an honored guest. It's not his party, so he can cry about Lilo being there if he wants to. But he has no say in who the media bring.
ReplyDeleteEveryone! You're not seeing the potential here! She's going to to to STEAL something there!
ReplyDeleteIt's held in a hotel ballroom. I'm sure she has already stolen all the hotel swag she needs for a couple of lifetimes.
ReplyDeletePlease Lindsay - stay AWAY from scientology!
ReplyDeletethis country needs a high dose chlorine enema
ReplyDeleteWTF
hahahaha lol this photo is hilarious! love it.
ReplyDeleteTo add to lazyday603 - this isn't held at the White House - it's at some DC hotel. The hosts are the accredited White House correspondants. The president and his wife attend, some press awards are given, the president makes a speech mocking the press corps and there's some kind of entertainment - Stephen Colbert one year, Craig Ferguson, Jay Leno, etc. It's usually shown live on one of the CSpan channels - we've been watching it for years. I'll have to be sure and watch it this year - I think they have an open bar.
ReplyDeleteGreta brought Ozzy Osbourne one year so it's not just female disaster areas.
ReplyDeleteThis chick will never own up to anything with people still trying to make her relevant.
ReplyDeleteShe won't make it to thirty. It doesn't look like Ali will make it to twenty. Well done Dina and Michael.
I never thought that I would say this, but perhaps scientology would be a good thing for Lindsey. It would, at the very least, provide her with some structure and a better support system than she currently has.
ReplyDeleteHow much do you want to bet that LiLo throws a drink in a secret service guy's face at some point?
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was silly enough to think that Greta Van Sustern had one remaining shred of integrity. Oops, my bad.
ReplyDeleteI've always respected Greta, despite the Scientology thing. This really disturbs me.
ReplyDeleteScientology probably be good for Lohan...they are controlling and good at covering up...she can't get any worse
ReplyDeleteI hope President Obama makes fun of her like he did with Donald Trump last year. But then the headline on FOX News will be "President Insults innocent actress." Can't win.
ReplyDeleteI concur, life as we know it is nearly over.
ReplyDeleteDina will put out a story that the President invited Lindsay. I'm sure there will be a lot of sparkly or soft furry stuff there that she will want for her own.
Wait. Susan Sarandon can't get near the White House, but this skank can?
ReplyDeleteCome on people you know that phone call between Greta and Lindsay:
ReplyDeleteYou distract the Secret Service men. We know they like whores. OPPS! My bad I mean a HAPPINESS INDUCING Service Worker. What? The party is at the White House. No not WHITE CASTLE the White House. No they will not have Carvel Ice Cream cake shaped like CookiePuss.
NO!There won't be a swag room. WHAT!???! NO you can not just take something from the Kennedy knickknacks. I don't care if Marilyn touched it. Look let's just forget this. I'll just see if Kayne is available. He's always good for a trainwreck. See ya around.
This is way more ridiculous than her playing Liz Taylor. What a joke. What idiot signed off on this? Surely with her in the audience, she'll be the target for whoever is the guest speaker. Just seems like a really bad idea for both parties.
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