Over the weekend, TMZ said a woman filed a police report accusing Lindsay Lohan of battery at a club on Thursday night. The woman says that she was talking to some guy that Lindsay came with and the next thing you know Lindsay was pushing and shoving her. Lindsay of course has proclaimed her innocence and said she was not even out that night. Instead she was at home preparing herself for Good Friday services and watching wholesome television and trying to find her song book for choir practice. It is not that I think someone is above screwing around with Lindsay to make her look bad, it is just that the filing of a false police report can land the accuser in jail, so my guess is there is some kind of truth to it. So, who had two weeks in the pool? So much for my year.
my question is did they suck all the fat out of Ally and inject into Lindsays cheeks? THATS the real story here :)
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ReplyDeleteDidn't you hear, Lindsay Lohan was at home catching up on back episodes of Homeland, perhaps also trying to finish knitting that scarf to cover up Ali's face. The nerve of all these people trying to entrap her and get her in trouble!
ReplyDeleteThe delusion of this girl runs deep.
She should hook up with Tebow! He could reform her and call it a miracle.
ReplyDeleteWe should have done a pool....but never fear when she comes before the judge we'll hear her behavior was A++++.
ReplyDeleteExactly why is her face so fat? WTH happened there? Methinks she got jealous and pushed the girl. No doubt in my mind.
ReplyDeleteI think she's taking the drugs Beyonce took.....she's bloated..plus I don't think she's healthy, all those STD's take a toll on the immune system.
ReplyDeleteHmm.....where have I heard this story before? It seems.....so familiar.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does she look like Courtney Love in this picture?
ReplyDeleteIt's just you.
ReplyDeleteThen it must be the coke bloat, nasty bleached out hair color, and gross lip implants.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who filed a false police report.
ReplyDeleteHe's an addict, and the cops didn't do anything.
Ripe bananas are yellow.
ReplyDeleteLol@ at Donner! It does sound familiar, same story, different day.
ReplyDeleteThat is one sad photo. She has looked a little better lately. Why does she get any publicity at all?
ReplyDelete@ms cool lmao!! funny!
ReplyDeleteLiLo reminds me of fat Betty in this photo.
ReplyDeleteShould it be a concern that I'd still hook up with her if the opportunity arose? It's a horrible horrible idea but I still find her attractive. . . sometimes she has had some absolutely hideous moments but her as a red-head does it for me.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to her face? The rest of her doesn't look fat. Just her face. I had to do a triple take to finally realize that is Lindsay. :/ So sad she used to be such a pretty girl before all the drugs.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is the picture of beauty. I am old enough to be her mom and a lot heaver and I STILL look better than her. Wow.
ReplyDeleteThis is an older pic, her hair is a deep red now.
ReplyDeleteI think it is drunk bloat though.
This idiot can't just STAY HOME ever, though she yells at the top of her lungs how she is just a homebody. THIS is why I do NOT believe she is sober. She lies about EVERYTHING. I believe the woman who says Blowhan hit her.
Does it count if she hasn't had to go see the judge yet? If she hasn't been given a ticket? I think there needs to be something more than a police report filed. For all we know, some enterpising fella with a two week bet in Vegas hired some girl to do it. ;) I kid, I kid......sorta
ReplyDeleteI hope someone got a pic of her out that night on their phone, and can prove she wasn't at home.....I am so sick of this bitch and her lies.
ReplyDeleteIf lying is a sin, her publicists are all going to hell. Then again, what a job, eh? Maybe they deserve a medal instead?
ReplyDeleteIf she was at a club there would be witnesses that she was there, which I completely believe she was, so I am sure TMZ will track them down! Ha.
ReplyDelete@Katja - Seachica beat me to my usual line regarding "Lindsay Lohan Accused of" news.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit....girlfriend has like two jaws, a few additional cheek things going on and that chin/jowl action is nuts.
ReplyDeleteSince when did doing drugs give you that look?!
Well, at least she doesnt need makeup/props to play Liz Taylor now- if they're filming the last few months of her life LiLo's mug is SPOT ON!!! hahahaha FACT
Is here next role going to be as a chipmunk? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteEnty, you yourself reported on this story on Friday. Did u forget? Partying with Rob Patz. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/04/lindsay-lohan-parties-all-night.html
ReplyDeleteI love this photo of her. She looks just like Sally Struthers. It's like someone took a picture of her and had fun with the liquify (bloat) tool on Photoshop.
ReplyDeleteLindsay Is jealous of ANYONE that gets attention. If she's in a room she HAS to be the focus of it. Don't even think of talking to another human being. For sure.
Lindsay was supposedly not even there, but the girl randomly chose a celeb name to blame, and it was Lindsay's name that she pulled out of a hat. Out of all the celebs in all the world, it was Lindsay. Lindsay is such a victim. What a coincidence too that it was a guy the girl was talking to that also happen to know Lindsay on a personal level. So many coincidences. I don't even know what to say.
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ReplyDeleteDid anyone consider that people would claim they had been hit/attacked/whatever by LL because the public will believe it and TMZ will splash it everywhere? The giant amount of publicity might make a celeb eager to fork over some $$ to get rid of the story - even if they weren't involved?
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean "fattery" instead of "battery?"
ReplyDelete(sorry, y'all, I could not help myself with that photo and all!)
isn't she a redhead again?
ReplyDeleteAs much as I wouldn't be surprised by this b/c it's happened so frequently with her in the past....TMZ is saying that they can't get anyone that works at the hotel to confirm she was even there.
ReplyDeleteIs this an old picture? I thought she was back to red hair again?
ReplyDeleteYeah, just like she wasn't at that club where that guy claimed she hit him with her car. Until the video and pictures came out. I give it 60/40 that the lady is telling the truth.
ReplyDeleteI also thought this was Courtney Love. Whatever LiLo is doing to her face, it is horrible.
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