Do you remember a few weeks ago when you would see pap photos of Jessica Simpson every single day? There she was, in our faces every second and I know everyone was tired of seeing her. How do you go from that to not being seen at all? Ever. You have reports that she has given birth and she says no, but you don't actually see her. Then when people start wondering again where she is, a baby shower video magically appears. The photo above is the key for all the conspiracy theories about her pregnancy because it would be very very tough if you were pregnant to put your foot on the dash, let alone have it be comfortable.
I am really getting sick and fucking tired of this bullshit. WHO FUCKING CARES????? A PREGNANCY LASTS FOR 9 MONTHS AND SHE ANNOUNCED IN OCTOBER. FUCKING SHIT MAN. LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY!!
ReplyDeleteIt would be even more uncomfortable if you just had a baby. Especially if she tore or had an episiotomy.
ReplyDelete1) that picture looks like she's reclining. 2) if she already gave birth and is enjoying some post baby privacy, so what?
ReplyDeleteShe isn't due for several days still (4/30, right?) I'm sick of hearing about "huge Jessica" let her alone already.
At least she isn't starving herself/her baby a la Posh.
I think she is on bedrest for the last few weeks of her pregnancy. She was certainly big enough to need it.
ReplyDeleteAnd what GrowFarmington said - she looks like she is reclining in that photo. Which would fit with her needing to constantly rest.
I don't really feel like going all "conspiracy" with this story. Who really cares if she had the baby already and is hibernating with it? Is that really such a bad thing?
Who is the other pic of?
ReplyDeleteMeh. I don't think she's reclining that much. And even if you are pretty limber it's tough to bring your leg up like that. I couldn't even shave my legs in the last couple months because my body would let me reach the lower part of my legs. Hubby had to do it for me.
ReplyDeleteActually, I'm glad she fell off the radar and hope it stays that way for a while.
No more difficult than, say, cutting your hand on a blender.
ReplyDeleteI was able to put my foot on the dash at nine months pregnant, especially when reclining, as it looks like Jess is doing here.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the conspiracy here? That she had her baby already and hasn't announced it? Who cares? At least she really was (or is still) pregnant. I don't get this.
ReplyDelete@Denise , the other picture is of her mother, Tina.
ReplyDeleteThanks. :)
DeleteI don't get it either. Would she hide giving birth? Can't imagine why.
ReplyDeleteThis morning I was brushing my teeth and found myself wondering if Jessica had given birth already. This is the first symptom that one is way, waaaay too into celebrity gossip.
I'd hide, too, after all the "Jessica's HUGE" talk (some of which I'm responsible for, but she probably didn't hear me).
ReplyDeleteOkay, I am going to just ask.... WHY would there be a conspiracy about her pregnancy?? Seriously. I am asking. First off, who really honestly cares about her pregnancy, aside from her family and friends. I don't dislike her, but really, the amount of time and energy devoted to her pregnancy is astounding. That said, I still love this site, but I'll file this under things I don't care about, along with those Housewives and the entire K family.
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I dunno. She could be reclining with her legs wide apart (which, given the size of her belly would probably be really comfortable.)
ReplyDeleteThis is a person who announced her pregnancy via Twitter. I doubt she'd hide the delivery deets.
I'm currently exactly a month behind Jessica and I can more than comfortably put my foot on the dash, which I do often because it stretches out my sore hips. This post was just ridiculous. As someone who had a 7 1/2 lb baby with an episiotome and an 11 1/2 lb baby with minimal tearing I can tell you that I could not even fathom lifting my leg to put on the dash board after birthing. Even women who haven't torn would laugh at you.
ReplyDeleteLastly, as someone who was pregnant with a large baby and having quite a bit of fluid and ALL weight gained in my stomach, I was not doing anything the last month of pregnancy. Not only had walking become difficult, but I went through predromal labor the entire final month. So yeah, disappearing is perfectly normal. Maybe you should leave the pregnancy speculation up to the women who've been pregnant.
Her face already looks a lot smaller. You have my vote for her having had the baby. As big as she was even a month ago, there is NO way she could be comfortable. I bet we won't see her in public until she is ready to reveal.
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I think the conspiracy comment was to get us talking. Mission accomplished. Well played Enty.
ReplyDelete@Agent**It - thanks for clarifying that. I thought it was Lea Thompson and was wondering what the hell she has to do with Jessica being pregnant.
ReplyDeleteThe conspiracy angle is that she had the baby but is hiding out to get a jump on her weight loss. Which from what I understand is typical in hollyweird.
ReplyDeleteI am 11 weeks pregnant with my first and every time I see her I think, please god no. Please! She has looked so uncomfortable for so long. It scares me a little.
What reason does she have to hide the pregnancy? And are the people saying that position is almost impossible while pregnant men who have never been pregnant? I ALWAYS had my feet on the dash while pregnant because it was the only comfortable position.
ReplyDeleteYes, exactly. It makes the hips feel so much better.
DeleteI was pregnant with twins and able to put my feet up on the dash at 8.5 months. She might be doing it to help with swelling. When you swell up, the doctor usually advises to put your feet up.
ReplyDeleteWhy are people so obsessed with this woman's belly? Geez get out if her uterus! When she has the baby I will be glad for her because she has suffered long enough. She really carried her child unlike beyawnce and I look forward to her announcing the birth to her fans via her twitter.
ReplyDelete*of* her uterus...
DeleteI think what Enty might be referring to is that maybe Jessica had the baby a couple of weeks ago and maybe had plastic surgery to bring her weight down, so when she does do her first "photo shoot" it will look like she magically lost the weight. Or if she's signed up with Jenny Craig or whatever. Which is funny because her mom is carrying bags from Chili's!
ReplyDeleteOr quite simply she's still pregnant and HUNGRY for Chili's!
Yep, agreed it'd be harder to prop her foot up AFTER giving birth then before. I had both my babies naturally and tore a tiny bit w/ the first and none with the second and I wouldn't have felt comfortable doing that right after. No way.
ReplyDeleteBesides most times your first baby is late.
I may just be crabby but I am tired of commenters who are moms/pregnant women screaming for Enty to lighten up on celebrity moms/pregnant women.
ReplyDeleteI am a formerly pregnant mom and still manage to enjoy snark, especially that directed at celebrities.
It wouldn't be surprising to hear that Jessica had her baby and kept it on the down low for a week to give her family some privacy. It's fun to speculate and I don't think Enty is being harsh.
I doubt she had it though. I know she already has more money than dog (vomit at that idea), but wouldn't this do-do have sold her stupid baby story to one of the sh*tty paps already?
ReplyDeleteI also think she already had her baby. Good for her for keeping it private for now.
ReplyDeleteI think it would be worse to do that if she just had a baby. She has made a big deal about choosing a c-section, and THAT would hurt. when I was preggers with my twins (read:GINORMOUS!!!) I put my feet on the dash all the time, no big deal.
ReplyDeleteIndeed it did!
ReplyDeleteAlso, elevating feet is good in the last few weeks because it prevents swelling in the feet and ankles...
ReplyDeleteWendy Williams had a body double wear a pregnant belly and try to recreate this pose. Of course the stand-in struggled and you could clearly see there was no way the leg could bend like that. The audience went crazy. I noticed that the seat was moved as far up to the dashboard as possible.
ReplyDeleteI go by you moms posting here.
I'm also going by my sister in law's feelings who has had 3 miscarriages and can now totally understand why celebs don't announce pregnancies.
Jessica's whole career is built on her exposing every bit of her private life. So, to hide something now seems silly. Or are we supposed to pretend she is a legitimate star and fashion designer?
ReplyDeleteIve had two babies and theres no way at 9 months pregnant I couldve lifted my foot up on the dash no matter how much I was reclining. why are all the conspiracys ok for beyonce bc gasp she may of used a surrogate but dont dare talk about jessica. Had a csection and even a week later id of been able to do that. She already had her baby and wants a jump on the weight loss.
ReplyDeleteI hate when people put their bare feet up om the dashboard. I do NOT want to see your gross feet as I drive by.
ReplyDeleteEnty, I love you but sometimes you say some stupid things.
ReplyDeleteYou've not been pregnant have you?
Putting you feet up on the dash when you feet are sore and swollen is not hard at nine months and even it was a little difficult to get them up there it is still worth the relief of pressure in turgid tosies. Serious.
Bed rest is not uncommon the last few days or weeks of pregnancy.
Geez, maybe she got tired of everyone saying how huge she is.
If this is to get a jump on weight loss to make it appear it was easy and fast to lose the baby weight she can shove it. Heidi Klum has already done enough walking that Victoria Secret runway 2 weeks after delivery. That is definitely against the girl code. Seriously. While I'm at it, the lady that ran the marathon 9 months pregnant and gave birth that night can suck it too. Am I making it too obvious that I just had my first baby in November and I'm struggling with the baby weight right now? lol
ReplyDeletemeh. leave her be. i think we can all agree that her pregnancy has been 'real' (side-eye to beyonce)...maybe she needs quiet time, maybe there are complications, maybe she's had the baby, maybe not...doesn't matter really. we'll all have an nice little press release announcment before you know it.
ReplyDeleteDude. I think it's time to moveon.org from the pregnancy conspiracy theories.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to get a grip. It's not like she's giving birth to a Suri.
ReplyDeleteOr is she? DA DA DUNNNNNNN
ReplyDeleteThere was a blind reveal over a month ago that said she had booked her C-Section (she is not having a vaginal birth no matter what she says) and has all the other procedures planned (tummy tuck, lipo etc.) as soon as her doctors give her the o.k., and then she'll come out and rep the weight loose company that paid her 3 million dollars...business as usual for the famous.
ReplyDeleteUghhh! Pregnant or not, why is her stank ass foot up on the dashboard?
ReplyDeleteForget the foot, her face is thin. It was puffed up like a marshmallow.
ReplyDeleteYes she would delay notification because there have been big stories in the news. This gets her the covers, no sharing with Brad and Angies engagement.
I think the really important question here is: Who eats at Chili's?
ReplyDeleteI love a good conspiracy theory as much as anyone, but this is reaching. I could have put my feet up on the dashboard on the way to the hospital without any issues.
Episiotomy= husband unit sleeping on the couch!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me I need to start drinking heavily NOW
if she did have a recent c-section she would not have her foot up on the dash. I had one.
ReplyDeleteEpisiotomy? I don't know but I would think the stitches would not be comfortable enough to want to rest so much weight on the bottom with her feet up.
I'm due today.... And I had my feet upon the dash earlier this morning, cause my feet were throbbing from all the walking I'd done. (Trying to induce... LOL!!) Granted, I had pushed the seat way back, and tilted it back.
ReplyDeleteAh Jeeez leave her alone, she only seems pregnant for like forever due to her actually having a proper length pregnancy unlike some "celebs" who have the elective C section before their due date. I'm 7months gone now, with a fairly impressive bump and can still do anything I could before I got pregnant. I was down under a desk setting up a PC the other day, and yes I've stuck my ankles on the dash when I've had leg cramps.
ReplyDeleteI used to recline and put my feet up on anything just to try to feel comfortable, especially in the last stages!
ReplyDeleteI wish her well with her pregnancy and birth and motherhood.
I feel so very certain that when that baby comes we will all know about it. She is beyond thrilled to be having a baby that she wants to shout it from the rooftops. Not that I'm as huge fan nor defender of Simpleton but she seems very eager to be a mom and I think she'll be a great one.
ReplyDeleteAlso this is an old picture. I have seen it before.
ReplyDeleteTake out from Chili's! How do I get invited?
ReplyDeleteI dont really care. Its getting a little crazy how the public gets stuck in these female celebs wombs!
ReplyDeleteOh Thank God!! I am not the only one who thought that was Lea!! : D
ReplyDeleteI am having no conspiracy feelings about Jessica .. as opposed to the Beyonce mystery .. but I would thing as large as she is, putting her foot up there would at least be claustrophobic. Ya know .. all your organs pushed up into your chest cavity. But she might be very limber .. who knows?
Really just hope this baby makes her happy and that guy isn't the douche bag we all think he is. [*crossing fingers*]
Everyone! I don't think enty is referring to JesSimp at all, really. Wake up! He's making a sly reference to Beyonce, who already has a toddler despite never ever ever being as pregnant as Jessica Simpson. Beyonce is the one who has concocted an elaborate falsehood that nobody is willing to puncture.
ReplyDeleteOf course Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Hugely. She wouldn't have been photographed in all those unflattering muu-muus, looking like....a real pregnant lady.
Did we see one shot of Beyonce even looking slightly rounder? Hell to the no.
Btw, Jess has just ONE FOOT on the dash. You can manage that even at 10 months pregnant. Don't even try to picture where the other foot might be though, because you can't wipe your eyeballs clean from that.
It's a Beyonce blind disguised as something else. That enty.
Enty you're funny. You complain about all this attention that jessica simpson is getting. And you're one of the people giving in to the hype. LOL
ReplyDelete@McSpanky - i completely agree about Beyonce. she was NEVER pregnant.
ReplyDeleteas far as the pic - isn't Enty saying that it appears that Jessica HAD the baby already (hence the photo w/ her foot on the dash)?
i also read a blind item not too long ago (not necessarily here) that stated a pregnant celebrity didn't care how much she gained because she had already inked a deal with one of the weight loss companies (Nutrisystem, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, etc). this celeb would say she lost the baby weight w/ this company .. when in fact it will be done surgically (liposuction, etc), a la Jennifer Hudson (gastric bypass)? it was suggested this would be Jessica so maybe her laying low right now correlates with this.