Monday, April 09, 2012
LeAnn Rimes Writing Tell All Book About Her Affair
LeAnn Rimes does not want to have Brandi Glanville's book about the affair and divorce of Eddie Cibrian to be the only book out there discussing what happened so LeAnn Rimes is going to write one too. When I say write I mean she is going to hire a ghost writer and tell the writer to make her look good and then not think about it again until the book comes out. I think the publishers should get together and sell the books as a companion set. That is the only way they will make any money. What kind of demand is there going to be for either of these books? Do I want to hear the whole story? Sure, but I don't want to buy the book. Someone will read the good parts and then it will spread over the internet and later if I see it a garage sale I might buy it.
If Eddie decided to write a book as well, it can be just like the stella bowen/ford madox ford/jean rhys love triangle.
ReplyDeleteAnd who would Read this book let alone Pay Money for it?
ReplyDeleteHaha...I like the idea of selling them together, but even then I wouldnt waste my money.
ReplyDeleteThis bitch is delusional if she thinks anyone gives two shits about her skanky ass and who's dick she's been hopping on. Screw her.
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ReplyDeleteEddie Cibrian is either legally blind or gay because LeeAnn Rimes is extremely hard to look at. She's a double-bagger fo' sho' (meaning you put two bags on her head while fucking her in case one falls off.)
ReplyDeleteBut doesnt she have $$? I always figured that was the main part of the appeal...
ReplyDeleteshe is nobody in hollywood. her staged paparazzi pictures are pitiful. who cares about her affair with a married B list actor and his trashy famehungry wife?
ReplyDeleteWill LeAnn ever stop copying Brandi? Hey LeAnn, is there anything Brandi would do that you wouldn't?
ReplyDeleteI bet LeAnn's been going ape shit trying to get her hands on Gerard's phone number.
NEW YORK MOMENTS
ReplyDeleteWow someone reads.....Ford Maddox Ford. I only know of him thanks to Masterpiece Theater's THE GOOD SOLDIER.
i was a mess and i still am. the end.
ReplyDeleteLol...how is it possible to paint homewrecking in a beautiful light? "Our love was so strong and my pocket full of money so deep, that Eddie fell hard for me and he left his wife and children. Now please have sympathy and feel sorry for me."
ReplyDeleteNothing beautfiul can grow from something so ugly....and cheating and adultery are ugly.
I doubt she can write more than 140 characters.
ReplyDeleteBrandi might buy it, then beat her over the head with it.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna call it right now and guess that she and Eddie were "both trapped in their unhappy marriages, unable to get out" and only when they were together did they "find the strength and courage to be set free." Because you know, this was not her fault. As much as Tori Spelling annoys me, at least she owned up to her infidelity and because of that (and because no one cares that much about her, anyways), the world has moved on.
ReplyDeleteUnless you have unlimited access to money, not a whole lot of people buy books for casual reading. Oh, they do buy books, but it is only going to be by authors they like, or topics that interest them. But if you want to read both Leanne's book and Brandi's (which is probably more interesting of the two) get a library card and check it out there. Unless you are overdue with it, or a dog chews it up, it is completely free.
ReplyDeleteIf the book does get publish would not even get it on my kindle even if it was offered for free.
ReplyDeleteWhat saddens me is that people WILL buy it. I will bet any amount of money on that. She will go on The Today Show and Ann Curry will soft-talk to her, and make her feel like the victim she truly believes she is (Brandi is a bully! People try to tear me down!) Mark my words.
ReplyDeleteI say they publish them together. On one side you could read LeAnn's then you flip her book over and upside down and read Brandi's. They could call it Flipping Eddie.
ReplyDeleteThis sad trick does everything she can to copy Brandi. How freakin' insecure can you possibly be? And she's not evern covert about it. If I were Brandi (and thank heaven for miracles) I would propose something batshit crazy and watch this ho make a further ass of herself. AND then point it out on Twitter. Maybe then she'd get a clue.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there's a part where Eddie's wearing a wifebeater and yells out, "Stella!" Er, I mean, "LeAnn!"
ReplyDeletehahaha flipping eddie
ReplyDeleteLeann Rimes screams trailer park trash.
ReplyDeleteSomething about her face...
This trick can go suck on I dicks and choke and i still wouldnt care.
ReplyDeleteWhat i meant to say is; this trick can go suck on 8 dicks and choke for all i care! Lol!
Delete@NYM and TBND: Quite a literary reference for a humble gossip blog. Kudos!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't even get it from the library for free. I have a fear of my librarians and clerks judging me.
ReplyDelete@ crila16 - right on, sister - testify!
ReplyDeleteIf Leanne does it in her usual prose..... the tome should be completed by 2035, unless they increase the number of characters per comment. By then Brandi would hopefully have whipped itthrough Facebook or whatever social networking is around. I know a lot of low rent people like leanne and Brandi and I bet they have more heart than these two.....Brandi excepted. Yo can’t really beat a hore-headed, bloodsucking homewrecking slvt like Leanne. Copies everything Brandi does. There’s a lot of little cheeky tricks Brandi could do to wind up Leanne. I had a history of very naughty behaviour as a teen.........dot away with lots of trouble.....from stealing milk, orange juice and newspapers off milk floats.....thenstealing hats of people walking down the street. I never liked that and only did it once and gave the hat back...he told me to fvkk off or he’d cut my legs off.......... and kidnapping kids from their home and taking them to school in a laundry bag on the back of a souped-up baby carriage. All done at the behest of younger/older sisters/brothers. I could write a book but my former victims may be suffering post traumatic stress and sue my ass!
ReplyDelete@AKM, I can assure you that no one who works at the library is judging you or anyone else on what they are borrowing. If we ever notice what anyone is reading it is because they start telling us and making excuses. "I'm borrowing this book for my wife" or "I am checking this out for my children" That's all very nice dear patron, but we don't have time to care.
ReplyDeleteSo AKM, I think you are good to go if you want to borrow Brandi or Leanne's book. We are not reader snobs. Hell, I put the Kris Kardashian book on reserve and I don't even watch that damn show.
Shes really good at staying in the news. I'll give her credit for that. Her pants are pretty cool too, but damn girl wear a push up bra! i thought she had them fixed. why are they so low?
ReplyDeleteShe's probably getting paid a lot of money to write a tell all. Bitch isn't stupid. If someone was throwing money at me to write a tell all book about what i found in the sofa cushions, i totally would. It's the people paying her the money that are the dumb ones. She's just getting paid.
How does she still have money? They just go on vacation all the time! Right?
ReplyDeleteBrandi, LeAnn, and Flipping Eddie need 3 tickets to join Jesse and Katy on the train to HASBEENVILLE...
Lee Ann and Brandi will each sell one copy--to each other. Nobody else is interested in their story.
ReplyDeleteIn the book business we call this a future remainder, lol.
I have no love for LeAnnes' shenanigans. However, are you people serious? She does have talent as well as A LOT of $$. Intelligence, good taste in men, uh, not so much. Listen to her sing "Blue" and I doubt ANYONE could say that she isn't a talented singer. Me thinks she also has some daddy issues. Anyone remember when LeAnne sued her father (I believe she was still in her late teens) over embezzling her $$? And now what do ya' know, a gold digging hubby. I'd like to hear from her ex husband, Dean-whom I would have bet my LIFE was gay...till he married ANOTHER woman!
ReplyDelete@MLE: Yes, I remember Blue, too, and she had talent back in the day...but does she still? Is she still singing at all these days, or is she just living for the paparazzi? It doesn't matter how much talent you had or have if you're just throwing it away *cough*LiLo*cough*, and I don't recall seeing her doing anything in recent memory except draping herself ALL over Flipping Eddie (I move that this now be his official CDAN nickname) like a damn kudzu vine, and if she is indeed trying desperately to copy everything her predecessor did/does, that only proves how shallow she's become, and how terrified that he'll cheat on her...remember, honey, if he'll cheat WITH you, he'll cheat ON you; the only reason I wouldn't win a bet like that would be if she managed to stay permanently attached to his leg 24/7/365 to keep him from doing anything without her. (Crimony, does she even let him take a whizz without her, or does she insist on holding his dick for that, too?)
ReplyDeleteIt started sleazy, and it's going to end sleazy--we all know, and she knows it, too, but she keeps trying to pretend to herself that it won't. *sigh*
Why would anyone buy a book about these twits? There was a show called Cheaters that dealt with this stuff every day. No one needs to buy a book about it.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.posh24.com/andrea_bocelli/what_is_andrea_bocellis_girlfriend_thinking
ReplyDeleteWhy is he wearing sunglasses in a family photo?
And why in the above link is the girlfriend to blame for his fashion choice?
ReplyDeleteHe's blind, that's why the glasses.
ReplyDeleteAmen Enty!
ReplyDeletei think leann's parents messed with her head. my therapist says people spend their lives trying to re-do the most damaged relationship they have with a parent. so what is leann trying to do with eddie? make him CHOOSE her over someone else maybe. i know she's a grownup now, but i remember her as a 14 year old, and then when she and her family parted ways. she's certainly not become what many people thought she would.
ReplyDeleteshe still tours and was in my town Sat night: http://www.al.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2012/04/leann_rimes_alabama_symphony_o.html\
ReplyDeleteleann has ridiculous amts. of $. that well hasn't dried up.
ReplyDeletethat said, i think i'm glad all these people found each other...brandy, leann, eddie...truly, they deserve nothng less than each other. they appear to be cut from the same cloth.
If they are happy,good for them. You don't have to write a book defending your position. Adultery happens everyday,to us not famous folks as well.
ReplyDeleteThe heart wants what it wants,(or in most cases the genitals)but alas it is done. They are married now.
Brandi is funny. I'm glad she is on Real Housewives of Bev Hills.That may have never happened had her husband not hooked up w Leann.
Let's hope Brandi and Eddie's boys come out unscathed. The children are all that matter.