Michael Lohan and Kate Major probably consider themselves the Romeo & Juliet of their D list substance abused world. Apparently Kate Major called the police on Michael Lohan because he was banging on some salon window while Kate was having her hair done. Kate called the police but they were too late. Now, you would think that this is a typical harassment by Michael of Kate, but you would be wrong. Apparently the two of them are living together again and have been for awhile. They are doing this despite the fact that Michael was ordered to stay away from Kate and to never talk to her or see her again. He obviously thought living together was not specifically mentioned on that list so it was ok. Why on earth would they live together? The last time saw arrests, rehab and Michael jumping from a window to escape the police. Yeah, that is real healthy. Can you see how Lindsay never had a chance.
I just can't stop laughing at how RIDICULOUS he looks!
ReplyDeleteHow do people like this find someone to love them? I just don't get it
ReplyDeleteWhat a charming couple.
ReplyDeleteI bet she and Rihanna could be BFFs.
ReplyDeleteCouple'a real sexy people these two.
ReplyDeleteI've seen children with parents far worse then him grow up to be fine, honest, upstanding adults. Linsday has no one to blame but herself.
ReplyDeleteThese bitches....
ReplyDeleteWhat is this dumb ass wearing in this pic????
ReplyDeleteserisouly what the hell is that????
ReplyDelete@Megley +1
ReplyDeleteI try to refrain from ever saying this, because maybe someone somewhere cares, but here I will make an exception: Who fucking cares???
ReplyDeleteif ever two famewhores deserved each other, these two do.
ReplyDeleteI care, seaward. I like reading about someone who makes worse life decisions than I have. :)
ReplyDeleteSyco and they keep doing it over and over and over again
ReplyDeleteLike attracts like........
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a chastity belt
ReplyDeleteMatch made in heaven (or Hades, whichever might apply)
ReplyDeleteD list? Methinks "Z" list might be generous....
ReplyDeletesyco attracts syco
ReplyDeletesyco attracts syco
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan is a hot piece!
ReplyDeleteThe best way this non story could end is in a murder/suicide. Either way. I am not one to wish death on people, but these two are a total fucking waste of oxygen.
ReplyDelete@Syko - yes, I also feel better about my relatively minor poor decisions when I read about these asshats.
ReplyDeletecosign with Parissucks...
ReplyDeletePlease stop updating us about Michael Lohan. Nobody cares.
ReplyDelete@Anna - speaking of no one caring, I forgot to mention I saw Michael Lohan at a club in the Hamptons a couple years ago. You could tell he was DYING for someone to recognize him & talk to him but everyone just ignored him. It was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI remember when he and Jon Gosselin were BFF's for like five minutes. Man, I bet Jon Gosselin wishes he could take those times back.
ReplyDeleteNeither of these two douche bags work so how can they pay rent ? Do they live off kick backs from the paps they call for 'exclusive' photo ops?
ReplyDeleteThose 2 losers deserve eachother!
ReplyDeleteI never thought any couple could be a worse idea than Dina and Michael. Thank you Enty, for your continued work in enlightenment.
ReplyDeleteI'll end with a prayer, God please, PLEASE, do not let these two procreate, together or separately. Thank you. Amen.
Did any of these people have a job ever? Or did Michael and Dina just live off that child? God that is so sad. People have your OWN careers and don't let it be in entertainment. What a buncha losers!
ReplyDeleteWell you just can't fix stupid and at least they are together. It's better they keep the stupid & crazy contained to the Lohans.
ReplyDeleteI do find all things Lohan very entertaining because it's just so ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteBased on the fact the police were late, do you think the police are just annoyed as fuck by these two constantly calling the cops to deal with their problems and the cops took their sweet time getting there. I mean, he's banging on a window and she calls the cops? I'm in no way condoning abuse or anything but considering they just keep finding their way back to each other....
They are both gross and deserve each other...
ReplyDeleteHe's wearing the championship belt for the WWWTF. Or he may have a hellish hernia, we can hope.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a wrestling belt to me, too. Let's make this their default picture for as long as this relationship lasts (again).
ReplyDeleteFuck these sweaty pieces of shit.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if his outfit is available in mesh??
ReplyDeleteYes they definately need SLAA ( sex and love addicts anonymous).
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