The couple just got engaged, and are expecting a baby together, but Jionni LaValle has been seeing someone on the side and cheating on Snooki. This is not like the women he sometimes picks up at clubs and just has sex with, but apparently something more long term. The Enquirer has photos of Jionni with a woman named Erica Wecksler. Erica is Jionni's ex-girlfriend who he dated for quite sometime until he saw his meal ticket in Snooki. So, bye bye to Erica at least on the outside, but apparently he has never stopped dating her. And by dating I mean sneaking off for sex. I didn't think I could actually feel sad for Snooki but I do. She is going to have this spin off show which will probably not do that well because it sounds like a dumbed down version of Simple Life. I know, I know, you are saying to yourself how it is possible to have anything dumber than Simple Life. Tune in and you shall see. Her Jersey Shore days are numbered but she thought she was getting married to the guy of her dreams and having a baby so it was kind of offset by not having the reality career. Now at least the guy part might be out.
It's the Enquirer, so, there's that.
ReplyDeleteJust shocking !
ReplyDeleteShe acts so skanky on national TV I always imagined he would cheat to kind of offset her behavior. She did fuck 2 guys on tv behind her boyfriend's back.
ReplyDeleteNoooooo. I won't believe it. I can't believe it. I shan't believe it.
ReplyDeleteHe's so gross. She's no prized pig but he's just so douchey. Regardless, I'm sure this is all fake, the news will upset her and cause her to miscarry the baby she's not pregnant with and that will be the plot of her boring show with Jenny.
No! You don't mean it!
ReplyDelete(I know you mean it, and I am not shocked in the LEAST)
Anita Mark
ReplyDeleteHahaha
The Simple Life was actually pretty funny, or at least the first season was.
ReplyDeletegah her chest scares me in this picture!
ReplyDeleteWhoa. Snooki's baby-daddy isn't a stand-up guy? Shocker.
ReplyDeleteSo what? It's not like she hasn't cheated on him. They have a toxic relationship. It's normal for both of them.
ReplyDeletecrilla has it right: She's shown on national TV running around on him left and right while acting a damn drunken' fool, so how is this shocking? I always thought the relationship was just a front because what self-respecting man would put up with Snooki's shenanigans. Maybe he's not the baby daddy? Why do assholes such as these reproduce? Gah.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of toxic, he looks like a big, fat stinky turd dressed up in hideous clothing.
ReplyDeleteSnooki's no saint, but this is bad. So he never really broke up with the other chick, just to ride on Snooki's train. Kick him to the curb, girl. She can bring the baby to the Jersey Shore house. They can all take turns babysitting. I would so watch that.
Especially when Uncle Ron watches the baby. Since Ron and the baby won't be too far apart in age mentally and emotionally.
Completely toxic relationship. And for those of you who watch, have you noticed how Jionni walks? I can't HANDLE it. From the back it looks like he's waddling with a full diaper. I just CAN'T.
ReplyDeleteAnd considering he keeps taking her back despite all her shenanigans which are BROADCAST for everyone to see, I absolutely believe he sees her as a meal ticket.
The way his first name is spelled bugs the shit out of me.
ReplyDeletehahaha oh my gosh RocketQueen you had me laughing hard at your comment. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThat is a horrible angle of her. She looks like a mac truck.
ReplyDeleteIDK I kinda feel sad for her. I know MTV portrays her to be what she is, but honestly, I think she might be more than that. We all know how "reality" TV is, and hasn't she refered to herself as a "charecter" and a lot of those "reality scenes" were created? I think y'all are being to hard on her. I do have to say I agree with Anita about it all being a big crock... but still
ReplyDeleteshe deserves better than him anyways. he couldn't handle her just being herself... always trying to control her and judging her on JS. he knew what he was getting into. don't try to change snooki.
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