Thursday, April 12, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants To Stalk Maksim Chmerkovskiy Now


Moving on from Adam Levine who did not respond to Jennifer Love Hewitt fast enough she has now turned her sights to Maksim Chmerkovskiy who last I checked was dating someone or at least taking a woman out to a late breakfast. It was not quite brunch time. It was that in between time around 1000 a.m when it really is still breakfast time because no one really eats lunch at 10 a.m. So, if you are not going to eat lunch at 10 a.m. can you really call it brunch? To me, brunch kicks in no earlier than 10:30 a.m. when McDonald's stops cooking breakfast and moves on to lunch. I prefer 11 though. That way you can still eat breakfast and not feel foolish but it is late enough to eat lunch safely too. Anyway, Maksim and his brother were out with a woman so I'm presuming she spent the night. Since she was siting next to Maks and not his brother, I'm assuming she was with Maks.

Oh, sorry. Getting back to Jennifer. She showed up to Dancing With The Stars and said on camera she was cheering for Maks. You know, if she was a non-celebrity she really would be walking that fine line between being a fan and stalking. But, since she is a celebrity she can show up at tapings or wander by your house or perhaps ring the doorbell with some cookies and you don't get accused of anything. Do the same thing fresh off the bus from Ohio and you end up in jail.


36 comments:

  1. This chick creeps me out, I do believe she is crossing that line between desperation and creeperville.

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  2. Enty I sure hope you are going to post about Mel Gibson's behavior as outlined in Joe Eszterhas' letter.

    It's nine pages of crazy:

    http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/joe-eszterhas-letter-mel-gibson-36949

    What's interesting is there are witnesses to every incident Eszterhas describes. Is Mel's raging behavior that generally known and accepted now?

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  3. I think she's more kooky than creepy - the harmless type that usually ends up just embarrassing themselves.

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  5. I think what she is REALLY stalking is a spot on the next DWTS season. I watched the night she was in the audience and to be fair, she didn't just jump up and down and scream "I LOVE MAX!" or anything. She was asked by Tom Bergeron who she was cheering for and she just said his name then.

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  6. Thanks Agent, I never look there. I thought Enty would have a lot to say about it. I'll check it :)

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  7. Boooorrriinnnnngggg....

    I'm gonna go check out those nine pages of crazy!

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  8. I still think she's doing it for publicity not because she really wants to date them.

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  9. That's gotta be the worst picture of her on file.

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  10. She's turning into that crazy actress that stalked James Woods.

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  11. HOLY JESUS!!! You guys should check out that letter. Mel is fully batshit cray-cray (surprise right?).

    Woah. That was a delicious read. **nom nom nom nom**

    Thanks Elizabeth.

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  12. she is like a creepy middle school girl who "crushes" on every thing with a set of balls.

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  13. Hunter, I know right?! I didn't see anything about it on Enty's Facebook page but reading that letter, what struck me is Eszterhas takes the time to list Mel's friends and family (and priests!) that were present and witnessed his tirades. They all clearly know about it. I feel like something is going to happen with Mel one of these days.

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  15. That letter is nuts. Mel has some splaining to do.

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  16. Why doesn't JLH just use Match.com, for cryin' out loud?

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  17. I'm sorry, but alot of what she is doing reminds me of a few friends who hit their mid-30's and freaked. (I wasn't one, I swear!) ;) If they had been famous they would be using the television as a dating site as well.

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  18. Jennifer needs therapy or medication....or all this recent horny behavior is her idea of promoting her new show where she plays a hooker.

    It makes her look sad in the end, and I kind of doubt that's the impression she is looking to create.

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  19. All she wants is attention and she's getting it. Out of the past 14 days on this site, she has been mentioned 12 times.

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  20. LOL @ "Do the same thing fresh off the bus from Ohio and you end up in jail."
    Def. don't blame her for stalking Maks.. I don't even watch DWTS but I have a total fascination with him. It's a good thing I'm not a celebrity cuz I'd be on his door step with cookies in hand! :)

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  21. That Crazy Days and Nights page on Facebook is not run by Enty, it's run by a fan. He does not post there.

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  22. ^^ It's Enty's personal page:

    http://www.facebook.com/enty.lawyer

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  23. Glad to see I 'm not alone, Spacecowboy. I just came here to say wtf about her get-up!

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  24. Yes Chopchop, that is enty's personal page. The other one, the one mentioned above with a posted link, is not his page.

    To be clear: Enty's page, linked to his twitter is http://www.facebook.com/enty.lawyer

    the fan page, run by someone who is not Enty is http://www.facebook.com/Crazy.Days.and.Nights

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  25. Oh for Fucks sake! Okay, Jennifer Love Hewitt - I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU if you need a guy that fucking bad. Will that shut you up for a few days at least? Hit me up on my Twitter and we'll work out the deets then. But the first mention of wedding rings and shit from you and I'm outta there.

    As for that Mel Gibson letter - I feel like someone poured orange juice in my eyes after reading that.

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  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt is desperate with a side of creeper - every guy's dream! :eye roll: Why she isn't stampeded with guys dying to go out with her is SUCH a mystery!

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  30. Agent, I posted links to both pages above, so I already know where they are, thanks. I follow both on FB, the difference between them is clear.

    Enty's personal page is where he posts, the fan page is done by someone else. It's obvious because Enty is referred to in the 3rd person many times. I remember when that fan page was started and the person behind it posted here.

    Also, please note that Enty links to his personal FB page twice here on this blog. He does not link to the fan page. The items on the fan page are not posted by Enty, except the ones that are copied there.

    I hope that everyone who cares understands this difference. It may not matter to some, but it might to others. That's all.

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  32. @fs - Got it. Hitting the delete button to protect the innocent (that's a joke)

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  33. Maybe she thinks she's being cute.

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  34. @FS...it matters to me! I've been following the wrong damn facebook page for months and months. sheesh

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  35. I take back everything I said last time about her appearing desperate. Sorry to say she is completely desperate! Stop embarassing yourself Jennifer.

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  36. JLH is showing symptoms of bipolar disease. Her behavior right now is consistent with bipolar mania as manifested in hypersexual behavior (which if the tabs are to be believed is a frequent behavior for her). I'd suggest she look for a good shrink who will tell her the truth. Do those exist in Hollywood?

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