Jennifer Aniston is so into her guy right now that when she says she doesn't care that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged she is probably telling the truth. Now, what we all know she is hiding is that Brad and her probably hooked up last month because he had some kind of pre-engagement fling. They probably hooked up at Courteney Cox's house and now Jennifer is pregnant with Brad's baby and she already has a wedding dress picked out and Brad has his speech ready to give to Angelina about why he needs to be with Jen.
See, it makes no difference if Brad & Angelina are engaged because the tabloids could just spin this stuff forever. As far as the tabloids are concerned they will not rest until they have Jen & Brad back together again with babies and a big wedding with lots of photos that sell lots of magazines. Then, after Brad and Jen get married again they will have them getting divorced so Brad can reunite with Angelina and the kids.
Isn't that amazing. Nor does absolutely anyone else with working brain cells.
ReplyDeleteMe either! Hi Jen!!
ReplyDelete^^ agreed. I don't care and am really tired of hearing about it already. I swear Brangie planned the entire thing for publicity.
ReplyDeleteThey plan everything for publicity. And this story is sooo boring! Maybe once theyre married and Aniston has a baby itll stop.
ReplyDeleteThe Brange are looking like a pair of pantomime characters in that photo.
ReplyDeleteWill we see The Leg in the wedding dress?
ReplyDeleteAngelina needs rehab for many things but her biggest vice might be the incessant need for publicity. I feel for those kids having a fucked up maman like her. Hopefully they have really great nannies who look after them properly and lovingly when the paparazzi cameras are gone and maman loses interest in her little accessories.
ReplyDeletehahaha Oh, Ent...you are so jaded. hahaha
ReplyDeleteAhh, love it, enty. I almost spit my coffee out laughing, because it's true - that's what the tabloids wish would happen.
ReplyDeletestill laughing..
Jennifer doesnt care and i dont either! I think the tabloids and the public will forever link them together no matter what happens!
ReplyDeleteI don't care either, if they marry which is questionable they won't make another 5-7 years...it changes everything.
ReplyDeleteThe day Jen wants to be a stepmom( or any kind of mom) is the day Lucifer will go skiing in his backyard.
ReplyDeleteI don't care either! But it must burn Jolie's ass that she has to create drama (leg, engagement) to get publicity and the press STILL runs to Jen!
ReplyDeleteKarma is a bitch!
The tabloids REALLY need to let this shit go already.
ReplyDeleteJennifer has been over it for some time now I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteLet Angelina paint herself as St. Special Envoy Pitt with cameras flashing.
PSL, as long as white trash trailerwives buy them, tabloids will keep cranking it out.
ReplyDelete@VickiCupper- Uh, you don't see that we are all "trash trailerwives" because we are reading and responding to this blog. But more importantly I don't want to used as a captive audience member for the Brangelina team!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much Jen is sick of being asked about them. It's been so many years! It's ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteShe cares that it is taking away magazine covers from her
ReplyDeletebut theyre not engaged. its just a promise ring. besides...theyve already said theyre not setting a date or getting married anytime soon...if at all.
ReplyDeleteSlightly off topic, but has anyone else noticed that Jen has dropped out of the public eye for the past few weeks or so? She is always in pap pics of some sort, when she's working or just wandering around town...
ReplyDeleteCan I just say how freaking refreshing it is to be on a blog that doesn't worship the ground "Brange" walks on?? I was over at Celebitchy the other day and most of those people are freaks when it comes to these 2! Squealing in delight while posting...one even mentioned she cried when she heard they got engaged. GAH!! I don't know whether to laugh or be terribly frightened by them all. They will shank you!!
ReplyDeleteWhy would she care? It's not like they were divorced yesterday. I doubt her having a new man has a whole lot to do with it. It's been a long time and those two have six kids together.
ReplyDeleteBrangelina look a bit strained in that pic, no?
ReplyDeleteAniston probably could give a shit. Her hair is fabulous, she doesn't have 10 kids to clean up after and she's got boatloads of money. If that doesn't make you happy, what will?
My husband ran off with my "bestie" about the same time Brad and Jen split. I just found out they're getting married, too. I locked myself in the bathroom and cried for about five minutes. Maybe Jen did, too. Then, I remembered what an asshat he is and how much they deserve each other. Praise Jesus I'm not with him anymore. Maybe Jen is thankful to have dodged that bullet, too.
ReplyDeleteThese two are going to do everything they can to milk this PR BS. They really have become live caricatures - so weird.
ReplyDeleteI wish Brad and Jen WOULD get back together....can you imagine how much it would fuck with everyone's mind!!! Hollywood would never recover.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Jesse D, what a betrayal!! Glad to hear you are over it, but that couldn't have been easy.
ReplyDeleteThe whole Team Angie/Team Jen thing is ultra lame. These losers who dwell on something that happened 7 years ago need lives.
ReplyDeleteFYI, I kinda' like them both (AJ/JA). In all honesty though, Brad divorcing her was the best thing that ever happened to JA. She (or Huvane) made a career out of being the spurned woman. All these middle aged gals felt/feel sorry for her and gave her the career she has. She's not as talented as Jolie...can't carry movies like Jolie. Yet she's still managed to make a ton of movies/dough and be a power player.
Brad Pitt is still an idiot.
ReplyDeleteThe flower swirl of fabric on your dress should not weigh more than you do. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteWhat i'd really like to read is a tabloid article about Brad, Angie, Jen and her guy buying a compound in Bumfuk, Utah where they will all live together with the children, the nannies and the mannies and all the guests who happen to drop by.
ReplyDeleteLet's see? George, Cindy, Rande, Will, Jada, Katie and Tom would definitely visit. Endless stories could be spun....
Jesse D, you have the right attitude!
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of stupid-crazy that the tabs/paps STILL have to link Jen to Brange. I heard that Jen's ring cost more, and I know it's catty and doesn't necessarily mean anything, but if I were her, I would snarkily remind myself of that. Heheheh.
Poor Angelina, she overplayed her card and now no-ones cares if she is engaged or married or shacked up.
ReplyDeleteGuess she had a lull and needed positive publicity to keep her in the headlines.
Hope everyone & every blog/magazine quits writing about these two also.
I was a fan once but could not stomach the earth mother goddess rewrite.