You know that I have had almost a two month ban on the Kardashians and it has been pretty nice. It is actually a little over two months and I think I have had one post. This one though I had to make some comments on because the tabloids are going nuts over Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dating. And that is the point. Has Kim had any positive publicity lately? For the past month she has basically got herself naked and posted photos of herself to Twitter. Why? To get attention and to try and turn the conversation from her divorce and how her stars is fading dramatically to something else to keep the light shining bright. How to do it? The one thing sure to draw attention to her for more than an instant. Say she is dating Kanye. Please. They are not dating. They tried to hookup once while she was married to Kris and it didn't work for certain reasons. The same reason why none of Kanye's relationships ever work. I love how Kim and Kanye had this 24 hour date to make it seem like she just could not get enough of him and was willing to do a walk of shame. You do that walk you have to do something you are ashamed of. If you are Kanye, I can understand the shame, but nothing happened.
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ReplyDeleteWith all the money between them, they could send out for a clean outfit for Kim to wear. Hell, she could have borrowed something of Kanye's.
ReplyDeleteShe did the "same clothing, walk of shame" on purpose. Like EVERYTHING she does.
Ugh, I can't stand either of them.
ReplyDeleteHe released a song talking about how he fell in love with Kim and then, less than 24 hours later, they had already been on a movie date, a lunch date, AND she did a walk of shame. Yea, doesn't sound like a set up at all.
ReplyDeleteShe would make the perfect beard for him though. In reference to the "reason" Enty referred to.
Totally agree! This is just a little too perfect.
Delete@Chris - YES - and the song. Perfectly orchestrated publicity stunt! (Pun intended.)
ReplyDeleteThese tricks. Can we please go back to the no Kartrashian?
ReplyDeleteSHHHHH.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... Kanye is obsessed with porn and, well, Kim is famous for - wait why is she famous?
ReplyDeleteIts a good look for him since it keeps the whole "I am straight thing" working in his favor.
ReplyDeleteThis shit is so fake! I like how they went public the same day his song drops. They r such attention whores. On a positive note they do deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteHow big is Kim's junk?
ReplyDeleteKanye is totally gay and some gays love hanging with pretty girls as accessories (i.e. Amber Rose and now Kim). Doesnt Kanye have a pre-op transsexual on his staff for his private pleasures.
ReplyDeleteOh, these two are perfect for each other......but really, I thought Kim confessed to NOT wanting to talk about her romantic life any longer, or was it that she was not going to date for a while? I know she will do anything to remain relavent...so is there a Kanye/Kim sex tape coming out soon?
ReplyDeleteTotal fame whores. Their desperate need for attention is palpable.
ReplyDeleteThese two are both so rich that they could retire in comfort for the rest of their lives but they insist on inflicting themselves on us. At least Kanye is talented. Kim... what a waste of humanity. I cannot wait until her fat ass goes the way of Paris Hilton.
I'm sorry but that mf is gay. Gay gay gay...I want him to come out and date a man and just be freeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteI bet they get along very well -- two attention whores who like to shop.
ReplyDeleteShe makes a great beard for him.
WHO CARES???
ReplyDeleteShe is the perfect beard for him! She gets publicity, and he spends a lot of money on her........
ReplyDeleteTempestuous Grape said...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but that mf is gay. Gay gay gay...I want him to come out and date a man and just be freeeeeeeeeee!
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Don't care.
ReplyDeleteFree Kanye!
ReplyDelete...and travolta
They are perfect for each other. Kim will beard for him until the end of time as long as he's famous and rich. He'll keep her around as long as the media keeps paying attention. I hope a meteor crashes down on them and takes them both out at once.
ReplyDeleteYou guys, geez, this is her JOB!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding.
She does live in LA and aren't they in NY? So all the photos have to be taken in the 24 hours before she leaves.
I was thinking, why set this up? She's not divorced yet. Just makes her look more desperate than ever.
It's a PR stunt...
ReplyDeleteTotal setup, but I could see this setup lasting a long time. They both get a lot of publicity out of it, and each fits the other's carefully crafted public image quite well. They can turn it into a one-named gossip phenom ("KarKan") and many public fights/breakups for the tabloids.
ReplyDeleteboi is gayer than a pixie stick fucking a unicorn. I hate both of em.
ReplyDeletewhen I saw that walk of shame picture, I thought SET UP! As prissy as she comes off, she could've had a new outfit brought to her...NO way is that girl wearing an outfit twice.
ReplyDeleteDude- first Zac Efron "accidentally" on purpose dropping that magnum condom (honey please) at the Lorax premiere and now this!
ReplyDeleteI think these celebs dont realize we're not all stupid fucking idiots who worshhip and buy whatever their shilling out.
The minute I read about this, I knew it was a fake. Even if you dont know about Kanye being a gay fish (south park shout out) it all just reads desparate to be noticed. Surprised they didnt rent out a batman signal to broadcast their names entwined together in the sky. gag
Discoflux, that made me spit my coffee out my nose. Awesome!!!
ReplyDelete@Seachica, you'd better trademark that pronto! :)
ReplyDeleteThis fake ass shit story was not worthy enough to break the seal on the K clan ban, Enty.
ReplyDeleteThe next time you should report on any of them is to let us know that they're over. Or, if it's discovered that Khloe is actually a guy.
Please, Kanye, admit to who you really are. Your fans will still love you. I don't care where your lips have been - just keep making records and I'll be happy.
I'm just wondering which team drew up the papers. Were the contracts made by Pimp Mama's team or Kanye's team? I'm guessing Pimp Mama might have something outlined and be ready to fill in the blanks at a moment's notice.
ReplyDeleteno. and please, make this the last Kardashian post for a while. LESS KIM, MORE LOVE FOR ENTY.
ReplyDeleteGay Fish!
ReplyDeleteYou know I love you, Enty, but "I don't out anybody?" Okay, to be fair, I guess you didn't say "Kanye is gay," but it sure came pretty close.
ReplyDeleteOh, and this is the third KK post since the ban - there were two about the lovely flour-thrower. I still wonder if Kim is going to go through with pressing charges. Yes, it was a dumbass thing for that woman to do, but it's pathetic for Kim to take it seriously.
So what you're saying is bearding for money is nice work if you can get it?
ReplyDeleteKanye is GAY. I think it was a revealed blind item.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that KanyeWest is gayer than an all-male production of "Oklahoma" performed on Fire Island just miiiight be the reason.
ReplyDeleteNo cause Kanye is gay.
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