Amanda Seyfried Dumps Josh Hartnett

In case you have been wondering why Amanda Seyfried is back to walking her dog alone through the streets of Los Angeles it is because she dumped Josh Hartnett. Dumped him like a pair of shoes that you wore when you were fishing for catfish using stink bait. Hopefully you got those shoes at Payless and didn't actually wear a brand new pair of $100 sneakers that you got the day before and figured would work well and had to throw away when you got back. Yeah, so just like that. Apparently Josh was a little too intense for Amanda. And when I say intense, I mean like the only time Josh would probably smile or laugh is if a script called for it.