Two years ago, Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen of Real Housewives infamy wrote a book on how they raised their children. The book, called Little Kids, Big City, apparently was read by absolutely no one until a writer for Jezebel picked up a copy and right there in chapter one discovered something that will live burned in our brains forever.
"Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I understand completely the stories other women have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later when we untangled ourselves he discovered he'd actually ejaculated though hadn't felt any of the normal lead-up to that."
Yeah, I'm not sure what part of the birthing process got Simon all excited. Maybe he saw that new hot male doctor and was thinking about spending some time with him after this whole birthing thing. Has anyone ever heard this before?