What better way to have people think you are still together than to spend 5 seconds kissing on a Jumbotron in front of 20,000 other people at a basketball game. That is exactly what Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith did and now those people will go home thinking there is nothing wrong with the marriage and spread it around and tabloids see it and gush. Meanwhile, don't believe it for a second. They are loving being apart.
Seriously....the more I look at Willow, the more I see Paris Hilton 20 years ago.
ReplyDeleteThey both look like Will which is good for the boy (what is his name?) but not for the girl (Willow?).
ReplyDeleteMizCaramel, I was thinking the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I imagine these children to be insufferable brats, especially Willow?
Jada is so pretty. Sorry, Willow. You're a mini me of your dad.
ReplyDeleteJaden seems like a brat, but so far he appears to have a talent for acting. However, when Willow "sings", her screeching gives me heart palpitations.
I hate saying bad things about kids, but I fucking detest those smug children.
ReplyDeleteand Willow is fug. But how long until she becomes the "face" of some designer, like fug Rumer Willis?
Willow will grow into her looks.
ReplyDeletethey all look like men to me. the kids look like old people in little bodies. sigh. i hate that i said that about kids...
ReplyDeleteHaha! I LOVE what you said about those kids.
DeleteAm waiting for Willow's celebrity meltdown, not that I wish any harm upon their family. Something is... not right. It's not the green hair, nothing against green hair, it's... something.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the arrogant cock of the head FROM A CHILD that irritates me in that photo. I would imagine that she thinks she calls all the shots...
ReplyDeleteI hate commenting on kids, but foreal these are some smug looking offspring. Good looking, sure, but they appear like entitled f&cks to me. I want to (but would never) smack that smirk off of the karate kids face.
ReplyDeleteAgreed EmEyeKay, Willow seems to be super attention starved. Gotta sinking feeling it is a cry out for help.
ReplyDeleteThis jumbotron publicity opportunity seems to be simply jumping on the bandwagon after The Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson kiss. "Hey get us on the jumbotron and we will act surprised and everyone will think we just do this all the time."
ReplyDeleteRidiculous.
I'm with you guys. I hate to speak ill of children, but good lord, these kids evoke a primal desire to slap the smug right off their arrogant faces. Don't feel that way about Will's oldest son, it applies to these two only (and Nicole Richie, all things Lohan, and all things Hilton).
ReplyDeleteKids can't help the way they look and I'm waiting for some anon to post here about what a buncha a holes we are for doing such. So I won't spark their ire cuz it's Sunday and I don't feel like fighting. However (you knew it was coming), that song Willow did was an attack on my earholes. I am so sure someone has convinced this child that a) she has talent or b) since her brother go to do movie she gets to do a song. I Whip My Hair was nothing short of dreadful. No one can argue with THAT!
ReplyDeleteI'm quite proud of the fact that I've managed to avoid ever hearing that I Whip My Hair "song"...okay gotta go knock some wood so that my eardrums aren't assaulted next time I turn on the radio.
DeleteYou're right Sherry, no one can argue with that.
ReplyDeleteWish the music industry wasn't about who has enough money to fund recording and a marketing push (i.e., Lana Del Ray).
He he Sherry, I actually respectfully disagree. I really like that song and was shocked that it seemed age appropriate and I think she has talent. I also think the kids are totally good looking. It is their smug ass expressions that grate on me. That - they can help.
ReplyDeleteBoth the kids have such sad eyes to me. They just look lost. Longtime lurker, I just started commenting. Love the blog.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the sad eyes. Especially with Jayden. I think only Willow has a smug expression and shes not only spoiled and rich but a preteen, not a good combo. I do think theyre cute tho, not really sure whats up with the green hair but cute. @luckylass I also really liked Whip My Hair lol it was fun & definitely age appropriate.
ReplyDelete😱ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚ LOL at these comments, especially the ones that are prefaced "I hate to say something bad about children"!! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and in perspective is truth, that what makes them so funny. On the other hand, we do have to keep in mind that they are children. And children are completely reliant on the adults in their lives, so much of their maturation has been formed/hindered by the parents. Grant it, each is entitled to free will but many of their circumstances have been laid out/ presented by their parents.
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DeleteKids can be assholes and these kids look like REAL assholes.
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ReplyDeleteI'm going to be the asshole and say it's not cool to make fun of kids' looks (or people with no plastic surgery). I'm sure we're all "10"s that post on this blog. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat said, they come off like spoiled, entitled children. I'm not forced to listen or watch their crap, so I don't.
Don't these kids go to a Sci school? I don't blame them anymore than I blame Suri for their attitudes. It's their parents fault for raising them this way. They don't know any better yet. How would they?
ReplyDelete@strawberrygirl -- "Kids can be assholes and these kids look like REAL assholes."
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY. I've met some toddlers who are assholes. And when I met their parents, I shrugged and acknowledged that genetics are a powerful thing.
Look at those facial expressions in that picture. LOOK AT THEM. They are DICKS.
There's NOTHING more annoying than a world-weary little monster of egotism who hasn't even hit sixteen yet.
I won't say a word about the kids, appearance,though I could.
ReplyDeleteJada's incessant talking about how great her sex life is with Will, is exactly what made me think they have NO sex life together.
They should just give it up, go be happy elsewhere, and leave the Jumbotron to a fan who can dance.
@Paisley. Exactly what I was going to bring up. Don't the Scientologists believe their children are just smaller adults and treat them that way? Let them make their own decisions, like shaving off their hair and dying it green, wearing high heels when you've just started walking and treating those non-Scientologists like the inferior and doomed humans we are. They don't have sad eyes. Just cult-programmed eyes.
ReplyDeleteThe school is not a Scientology school. I know a 9 year old who goes to it.
ReplyDeleteFYI, even SHE says Willow is obnoxious!
Ughh! Both the children and their parents annoy the crap out of me.
ReplyDeleteJada needs to either STFU or go write for Penthouse. The whole TMI interview where she stated, she and Will hook up together at peoples homes when invited to dinner parties made me want to retch from it's fakeness.
Then the kids thinking they are God's(Zenu's) gift to acting/music makes me want to Gibbs slap the back of their heads.
The first thing I noticed was that Jada doesn't look so good here, drawn maybe?
ReplyDeleteI thought the boy was adorable in Pursuit of Happyness but there is some serious spoiled just billowing off those kids.
parissucksliterally - LOL! I wonder if anyone's ever gotten Blind Items from a nine year old?
ReplyDeleteWillow looks like a deranged troll. That girl is very unfortunate looking.
ReplyDeleteI've only seen the kids in pictures, I haven't heard that hair song (even when Springsteen spoofed it and I love Springsteen) and I haven't seen the boy's movies so I'll ignore them.
ReplyDeleteBut Jada.... there is something so unattractive about her, both inside and out. She looks like a man and seems so angry. Didn't she once, a very long time ago, tell Allure or Vogue that she "can't relate to white actresses."
Yo, seriously, they're kids. I don't know how many comments mention, "I hate to pick on kids" and then, Boom, "I want to smack the smugness out of them," or someone actually called them a-holes, What the crap you guys.
ReplyDeleteI used to think Jada was so pretty, but now she just looks harsh. If they're gay, bi, or whatev, I wished they'd own it and move on.
ReplyDeleteWillow is wearing a Goblin tshirt. Is that the album Goblin by the quite talented IMHO, Tyler the Creator??? Really not the kind of hip hop she should be listening to at her age.
ReplyDeleteYes, she will, Twinkletwinkle. She's in her awkward phase.
ReplyDeleteEveryone looks tired to me. Could it all be as simple as a long day?
-_- Damn you guys are harsh. Personally, I can't muster much of an opinion about children... just don't care enough and I would feel a bit silly talking sh*t about a preteen at age 29. To each his own though.
ReplyDeleteI do agree with @Candice about Willow's eyes looking sad. I think she's crying out for attention and that's a shame. Rich kids can be ruined by their parents just like normal/underprivileged kids. I wish parents (celebrities included) would realize that their actions have a direct impact on their kids and who they become as adults.
Jada used to be so pretty in her A Different World/Low Down Dirty Shame days. Now she looks harsh. Maybe it's because she's so thin.
@Luckylass..God love you for being a fan. (And thanks for being polite in your disagreement-much appreciated.) Just the whole song was soooo repetitive that I felt like shooting myself after hearing it. But then diversity is what makes the world go round. I seriously hate half the music made these days because it's been so autotuned and manipulated you can't even hear the singers or the musicians (hence the term MUSIC) and that drives me mad.
ReplyDeleteI think Willow is still just being a kid. Give her some time.
ReplyDeleteI hate when people try to keep up the facade that everything is ok. No one cares. Give up and move on with life.
Sherry - I totally get it. The damn song has been in my head today. F me that is annoying (albeit kid friendly)!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope the fervor over autotune goes away soon. I just don't get autotune's the popularity. It will go away eventually. Just like over embellished and oversized purses. It was slim pickings for me for quite some time, but now it seems that more classic pieces are popular. Sucks have to wait out fads you can't jump on board with.
WTF is with Willow's hair??
ReplyDeleteWow i would hate for people to talk about my kid like that!
ReplyDeleteAgree the kids are smug, and being raised in the Scientology world abso-freaking-lutely has something to do with it, as evidenced by Suri Cruise. I've been reading the site for years, but rarely commenting (as it's been said before, you regulars say exactly what I'm thinking so I just silently chime in from over here). I'm curious to know if any of you have ever read the conspiracy theories on monarch programming, etc.? I spent a good four hours on the Vigilant Citizen website a couple months ago (don't ask lol) and part of me wonders how true some of that stuff is.
ReplyDeleteI don't care about the kids! I want to know when Will and Jada will be dissolving their business deal. Whenever their is gossip about their demise, they spring out these photo ops. I guess they can't go on the Big O and talk about their sex lives now.
ReplyDeleteJayden looks like he DOES NOT want to be there.
ReplyDeleteFrom my viewpoint: I see absolute sadness in Willow's eyes. Lately, that girl has this air of sorrow surrounding her. I reconize that smirk of a smile (fake the happiness cause I want to really just scream). Jayden reminds me of a deer in headlights.
ReplyDeleteOut of curiousity, do you think Jada had a nose job?
Holy Heck!
ReplyDeleteTheyre kids look almost EXACTLY like Will!
Chi-chi-chi-chi-chia!
ReplyDeleteMy first impression was not that they had sad eyes, but that they have stoned eyes.. and while they are young, it's also Hollywood so it's quite possible.
ReplyDeleteI think that at this point in their lives, the kids are now being treated more as friends and colleagues than children. They have their own assistants, their own paychecks, and are not being treated like the children/young teens they are. It seems like they're expected to be little adults, which is a lot to take on and a lot of what causes the Hollywood mid-20s meltdowns. While I hope this won't ever happen to any child, the right forces seems to be in motion in this case, The parents are self-obsessed. They don't bother putting their arms around Jaden and Willow. They just want to look good in a picture.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this entire pretentious family. They have soooo many skeletons in their closet, and still are the most arrogant family in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteShame on all of you for saying such nasty things about children. They are kids; they didn't choose their parents. They are not supposed to be perfect; they are supposed to learn and grow and make mistakes like every other child. Leave them alone. The parents are fair targets but kids should be off limits.
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