Verne Troyer Is Writing A Tell All - Includes All His Sexual Conquests

I came very close to pulling out the Verne Troyer tongue photo. I know there are probably lots of readers who have yet to lay their eyes on it and it is Friday, but then I thought about the fact that premature blindness is a big issue and I did just make you look at an almost naked Nadya Suleman first thing in the morning. It would be cruel to go back to back on you like that.

Verne is shopping a tell all book that will probably be really tame when it deals with the actors he has worked with because the guy is still working and probably would like to continue to work. According to some source, Verne is going to talk about all his visits to the Playboy Mansion. Yes, I heard he had three women at one time in the grotto once. He will also talk about his sex tape and other relationships he has had and how they all screwed them over and that he was a perfect prince of a guy the entire time.