Monday, March 05, 2012

Today's Blind Items - Easy Easy Tweener Love

This could turn out to be a tweener catfight. You know even , when you are a tweener, there are apparently jealousies and lots and lots of sexual backstabbing.

So, this former A list female tweener (No Love)has not said two words directly to this also former A list female tweener (Not So Innocent)since despite having to sometimes work together. It all goes back to when they both were on the same network. No Love used to hate how goody goody Not So Innocent was or at least pretended to be. Turns out that Not So Innocent was the queen of the quickie when it came to oral and No Love felt like Not So Innocent should have the horrible reputation. So, whenever Not So Innocent liked some guy, that is who No Love went after. It is how she ended up with her long term relationship which just ended. Of course No Love ended up looking trashy during that too which killed her because she waited forever before she even had sex with the boyfriend while Not So Innocent was with anyone and everyone. If not for the fact one of these tweeners is not a fan of women, she would have probably had the whole family. Not So Innocent's current boyfriend was deciding between No Love and Not So Innocent at one point, but No Love, as much as she hates Not So Innocent, could not stop laughing everytime this current A list tweener opened his mouth to speak. So, he made his second choice. Well, actually third, because his second choice ended up in rehab after they had sex.


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  1. Biebs, Demi Lovato, Hannah Montana, and that other one.

    Hit mix and blend for 5 minutes.

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  2. This is so confusing and the subject verb agreement issues are throwing me off as well!

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  3. I HAVE SUCH A HEADACHE NOW ENTY lol

    Miley- No Love
    Selena-Not so innocent

    Demi for the second choice who ended up in rehab after sex

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  4. Selena! That was her name.

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  5. Does this mean Miley and Liam broke up?

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  6. ^Everything fits for Selena, Miley, Beibs and Demi except for that.

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  7. Not So Innocent = Selena Gomez (with her current A list teener bf being the Biebs)

    No Love =
    Miley?

    with the second choice who ended up in rehab being Demi Lovato?

    At first I was thinking Demi for No Love, but that wouldn't fit the two not having said "two words directly" to each other as Demi and Selena were/are good friends. Although Miley didn't just end a relationship so that doesn't quite fit either. hmm.

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  8. Oh and 2 more things.....

    Has anyone heard from bnl? She last commented on Oscar night. I miss her inside scoop, and herself too.

    Also, that is hilarious that Miley couldn't stop laughing when the Beibs started to speak. Makes me like her even more. hahaha

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    1. I could have sworn that bnl made a comment the next day, but don't quote me...

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  9. Is the "family", that includes someone who is not a "fan of women", the Jonas brothers?

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  10. Ok Im confused. I thought no love would be Miley but I havent heard anything about a break up. Selena is obviously not so innocent and Demi is the 2nd choice. But does Miley ever have to work woth Selena? who are other big disney stars?

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  11. The "just broke up" thing isn't about Liam - it's about the Jonas bros -- she dated two of them (Nick and Joe if my google-ing is serving me well -- the other Jonas, Kevin is married -- or according to this blind, he doesn't like girls? - whatever.)

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  12. Enty needs a proofreader.

    I gladly volunteer my services to proof all his posts before they go up. :D

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  13. Hasn't there been rumors that Selena and the Biebs broke up?

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  14. ^I thought I heard he just bought her some ring. Not an engagement ring, but a ring none-the-less.

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  15. This doesnt make sense.
    Miley cant be No Love because shes still with Liam, unless they just broke up today. And I highly doubt she lost her virginity to Liam, need I not remind you of that 20 year old she used to date.

    Dont know any other former A-list tween kids though.

    I assume Not So Innocent is Selena with the A list tweener boyfriend

    Demi's the rehab anal sex having one.

    The whole not into women thing makes me think that one of the tweeners slept with multiple men in a family.

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  16. On the women thing again. I dont think its the Jonas brothers. The tweener is not into women not someone in the family. I took this as being if they had a penis the tweener was up on it.

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  17. maybe ashley tisdale for no love?

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  18. Miley is NoLove
    Selena is Not So Innocent
    on same network..Disney
    Selena went after Nick Jonas after Miley liked him.
    Miley was seen with Justin Bieber before he ended up with Selena. Not sure if this was dating or not...
    Jonas brothers would be the family that she could have had if one of them liked women... Joe Jonas thought to be gay.
    Nick Jonas just broke up with Delta Goodrem.
    Demi would be Biebers 2nd choice...as her rehab and his relationship with Selena happened about the same time.
    Whew.

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    1. Thank you! I had all this in my brain nd couldn't articulate it. You nailed it.

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  19. I think it means the girl tweener would have done the whole family but that SHE was not into women.

    Could be wrong but I'm not gonna read it again...

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  20. okay, I'm wrong. It says SHE just ended a long term relationship so Nick Jonas doesn't fit.

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  21. Did Ted guest write Enty's blinds today? I need a cheat sheet to understand this one.

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  22. I'm now thinking this is Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgins.

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  23. @Vicki...LOL!!!

    Ok. Since I don't think Ashley T or Vanessa H have slutty reps and I don't think either of them have ever been in rehab, I'm going to have to go with the Beibs, Demi Lovato (Rehab) and the Not so sweet, who seems to be a virgin Selena Gomez.

    I think Demi is probably a sweet girl who is mistunderstood and also ruled by her emotions, which is what gets her in trouble everytime. I personally also think she's more talented than Selena.

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  24. Does Taylor Swift somehow fit into this?

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  25. How about Emma Roberts for No Love
    She's just broken up with Chord Overstreet and used to be on Nickelodeon. I don't know who Not So Innocent would be though.
    Amanda Bynes perhaps? Although from what I'm googling I can't seen anyone she's dating at the moment. The Disney girls just don't seem like they fit to me.

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  26. Miley/Demi/Selena still all contend to be good friends.

    Miley never hated on Bieber-she was actually in his movie. Plus, Miley is still with Liam.

    I don't think No Love is Miley. I think it is someone else, but don't know who.

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  27. Maybe this is a rehash of the old Lilo/duff feud???

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  28. This is Miley, Selena, and Demi. Let's see if they announce a break up with Miley and Liam to confirm...

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  29. It's Vanessa hudgins (no love)
    Selena Gomez (not so innocent)
    Demi Lovato (rehab)

    My BFF is a disney exec and it's well known that Vanessa and Selena absolutely hate each other and Vanessa got a bad rep after the "adult" pics of her were leaked.

    Plus Selena was (and still is) crushing on Zac Efron who Vanessa recently broke up with...

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  30. Miley & Liam are both in the photos but not together (maybe a sign)... and Selena too. Maybe they will announce their break up soon. Miley lover over here.

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  31. It's Vanessa hudgins (no love)
    Selena Gomez (not so innocent)
    Demi Lovato (rehab)

    My BFF is a disney exec and it's well known that Vanessa and Selena absolutely hate each other and Vanessa got a bad rep after the "adult" pics of her were leaked.

    Plus Selena was (and still is) crushing on Zac Efron who Vanessa recently broke up with...

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  32. Not Ashley Tisdale - she still does work for Disney in the cartoon division playing the voice of Candace on Phineas & Ferb.

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  33. Even if that was true... Justin bieber was never linked to vanessa, miley and demi were.

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  34. I think Magnus got it. Ummm, maybe something went on behind the scenes with them - it doesn't sound like he spent much time with her before choosing someone else.

    Can't be Tisdale & Hudgins, because they're friends.

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  35. Selena and Vanessa are a) friendly and b) currently filming a movie together (Selena is actually in the movie that the Vanessa gun pic is from); you'd think the latter of these things would be mentioned if it were them, even if the former was somehow ignored.

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  36. I believe "despite having to sometimes work together" covered that.

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  37. In fact, that's what made me think it is them, that Enty posted that picture.

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  38. @Candice - It looks like we were right all along about how fake Selena's "princess purity" act was. I believe there are a lot of teens/young women who may be more sweet/innocent than the norm but when you're constantly pushing that idea on the media, no one's buying it. The lady doth protest too much, methinks!

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  39. I believe magnus hit the nail on the head. In yesterday's pics, there were pictures of Selena, Miley and Vanessa all in the same day. Coincidence? I think not.

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  40. I think Magnus got it right, it makes more sense than the Miley scenario.

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  41. Vanesa didnt go to rehab and was not linked to Bieber lol. Vanesa "dated" efron for a while and then josh hutcherson... I dont see how she makes sense in this blind. Eh

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  42. Also miley made fun of bieber on snl when she hosted...

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  44. Ummm... It's not implying that No Love was the one who went to rehab. Rehab girl is a 4th party. Also, it would make total sense if Miley made fun of Bieber because she obviously thinks he's a joke. Hence, the reason she laughed every time he opened his mouth.

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  45. Yes, That is why I think No Love is Miley(because she made fun of Bieber) and not Vanessa H. Demi is obviously the rehab girl.

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  46. i need a flow chart for this

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