Tila Tequila Is Headed To Rehab - And My Random Thoughts

TMZ is reporting that Tila Tequila has agreed to enter substance abuse rehab. See, I didn't buy that whole brain aneurysm thing, but did believe the overdose/suicide part. By the way, aneurysm is a tough word to spell. Sometimes I just wish things were spelled phonetically but then I realize that every word would look like someone was texting me or trying to cram 140 characters into a Twitter message. That is one thing about Twitter that you learn really fast. Adjectives and adverbs are not your friends. Apparently Tila tried to kill herself everyday for a week. So, the pills were day 7? What did she try the rest of the week? Can you imagine being in a relationship with someone like Tila?

The closest I have come is an actress friend who you would know the name of I have who would call me every night without fail begging me to come over because she was so hammered and was seeing things in the dark and would start carpentry projects at 3am with a steak knife. Seriously. She also had a tendency to yell at neighbors and go bang on their doors during the night. Yeah, the police were called frequently but she was never arrested. Sometimes you would deal with it and some nights you turned off your phone because the calls came every two minutes for hours. The sober nights, no phone calls and peace. The drunk nights? Out of control.