Monday, March 12, 2012

Simon Cowell Spent $6K Talking To Strippers


Simon Cowell and one of his best friends spent an entire night in a strip club. They got drunk on vodka and beer and passed out money to strippers like crazy, but according to The Sun never did anything with the dancers other than talk to them. Maybe Simon is thinking of starting some kind of new reality show but he just kept talking to different women all night and would hand them $75 when they would sit down and talk to him for a few minutes. I guess Simon had fun since they stayed until the place closed.

26 comments:

  1. That's kind of depressing. He's such a loathsome person he has to pay strippers to talk to him.

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  2. He can well afford it...

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  3. Ask any prostitute -- guys often just want to talk.

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  4. He is thinking of starting a new reality show on Spike. The Spin Factor. A stripping commpetition where each week they have to stip to an American Idol/X-Factor winner song. Agility, sexiness, lap dances and costume design will be deciding factors. It's a vehicle for Demi Moore to make a comeback.

    *I'm going to hell, I just know it

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  5. If that's a current picture, he's lost a lot of weight.

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  6. ....If that's how he wishes to blow his $$$$$$, good for the strippers.

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  7. at least he's generous and not gross. it was probably a relief for them.

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  8. As many of you have said, there's really not anything wrong with this.

    I do wonder, though, if enty is implying something else, given what he wrote and the particular picture he picked of Simon...

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  9. @Cathy - I'm gonna laugh if I am right and Demi Moore is one of the judges. ;)

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  10. @BigMama - they should copy The Voice and bring Demi in as one of the MENTORS!

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  11. If the best friend is the dude in the pic, that's very interesting. Pretty sure that's Rav Singh, former Showbiz Ed of the largest UK Sunday tabloid, The News of the World (now defunct), sister paper to (daily) The Sun. Corrupt practices, total smokes and mirrors 'news' paper and former star in the News Corp firmament.

    I say all this because you have to wonder about Simon- he gets plenty of press for his 'love' of women, be it staying friends with exes, a new exotic no-name fiancee every few years and even his preference for promoting females on his shows. Now he's showing his love by cashing out on chats with strippers. Nice way to distract audiences from the more obvious question about him! lol. Still, it's his business, and tbf at least his girls seem to get a good deal out of it. Even the strippers.

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  12. Now thats enjoying yer money and throwing it around!
    Are those moobs on mr cowell?

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  13. Sounds like just a guys night out. As for how much he spent, it's probably comparable to what a middle class man would spend in terms is percentage of income.

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  14. @Cathy, yeah but who else would they get to mentor? Elizabeth what's her butt from Showgirls maybe but....who else? Maybe Shannon Doherty? I bet money she knows her way around a strippers poll. Of course, Demi wouldn't last 5 min back stage with her.

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  15. @BigMama - Elizabeth Berkeley is pregnant now, so I think she's out....

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  16. Ping, ping, ping....

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  17. @Cathy....darn it! Hey Paula! Got a new show for ya!

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  18. Long time lurker, First tme poster here!! I have aaalways said that S.C bats for the other team, the whole ladies man, harem of exes thing just screams "protesting too much" if you ask me! I reckon it's only a matter of time before he is either outed, or comes out. Most likely after his mother dies I reckon!

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  19. The only thing this says to me is that Simon is a great patron at the strip club. A couple of thousand is nothing to him, but I bet it meant alot to the dancers. As for the "hint", I have no idea. But I am gay and have gone to female strip clubs and enjoyed tipping the ladies. I think once word gets around that there is a gay at a table, they like to come over and sit down for a minute to chat. Not for long of course since they still have to pay the bills, but kinda like a break and get a drink bought for them.

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  20. maybe he's just a big scared mummy's boy, and his mummy is a big bad born again christian

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  21. That's a funny picture of Simon

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  22. @BigMama...that was rude, crude, tasteless, and sexist.
    (Which means YES I love you totally for that - because I shot pepsi out of my nostrils laughing so hard at your idea. classic!)

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  23. Big Mama you are my hero today! That was some great stuff you came up with, and luckily it is in print so you can get paid when it happens, cuz we all know it's just a matter of time.

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  25. thank you, you have no idea how tickled that made me but honestly Coca-Cola is better ;)

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