In Touch took their dartboard out this week and their goal was to find the oddest couple they could and say they were hooking up. You know, like Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. Oh, wait, they actually did hook up. Well, anyway, the dartboard pointed to Sandra Bullock and Brett Ratner. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. A woman who got divorced from a man who cheated on her all the time hooking up with a guy who calls every woman the same name because he sleeps with so many.
It turns out the couple have not even spoken to each other in ten years, so when In Touch said they had got together at an Academy Awards party, the two released a statement very quickly. They don't want anyone to think there is any possible reason why they would speak to each other, let alone make out.
I guess the dislike is intense, and mutual...
ReplyDeleteSandra is too classy for that douche. Plus, isn't she dating a friend of Ryan Reynolds?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Sandra's team beat Brett's to the press release.
ReplyDeleteSandy, I love you. But please lay off the botox. You are so much more naturally beautiful even with crinkles.
ReplyDeleteOh and I don't blame you for not wanting to be associated with him romantically. He's a douche.
I guess after Jesse James they thought they knew her "type." I'm sorry, but if she was married to Jesse James. the ultimate douche, then Sandy may have problems picking a decent guy and Ratner wouldn't be a surprise.
ReplyDeleteYuke, I don't believe it for a second.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Brett like tall black women ?
unless Sandra can turn back time and become 18 and asian. Brett isn't dating her.
ReplyDeleteHenriette, I agree. I just wish she would find a good boyfriend and just let him stay a boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteShe wants no part of him I'm sure, but I don't buy the Sandra Bullock is an angel crap. She knew JJ was a douche and she just wants us to think she didn't. I'm sure that her next public romance will be with someone squeaky clean.
ReplyDeleteWhere's his neck?
ReplyDelete^HA!
ReplyDeleteThank GOD. I almost had a heart attack when I read the headline.
What's up with that picture? It looks like they photo chopped Brett's head onto Zac Efron's body.
ReplyDeleteBeen there done that, hey sandy?
ReplyDeleteRatner's a douche. Glad he got fired from the Oscars.
ReplyDeleteYes, he is a jerk, but I still like Brett Ratner. He knows he's a jerk, but does seem to be making some strides to correct his past errors.
ReplyDeleteI also think any quick, mutual statement says more of the opposite. Isn't that the usual way with most gossip. Quick denials = doth protest too much?