Reporter Moonlights As Stripper

When you work as a reporter for a very conservative newspaper in Houston, the last thing you want your bosses to discover is that at night you are a stripper. Well, Sarah Tressler was outed as a stripper by a reporter from another newspaper who probably was hanging out at strip clubs all the time and got lucky when he found out the woman who was giving him a lap dance while his wife was at home with the kids was a reporter for the Houston Chronicle. The light bulb then went off in his head which said he could write off this whole strip club thing as work and even his wife would not get mad. So, after 34 visits, he finally got his story. Oh, and Sarah Tressler? Also a professor at the University Of Houston. How come all my professors were old guys in their 90's?