Josh Kelley times how long Katherine Heigl can hold a note.
Lily Allen makes her first public appearance since the birth of her baby in November. That four months is 28 years in celebrity time.
I understand your pain Lady GaGa, we are the ones looking at the outfit, but you are wearing it.
Marie Antoinette's shoes sold for $50K. She wore a size 3 1/2.
Apparently Mark Ballas works out.
Also working out while she watches her baby and her husband "naps," Mel B at a park in Sydney.
Long time no see Michelle Trachtenberg, but still no smile.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa hit Australia. It's Vanessa's first time there. Anxious to meet Men At Work.
Peaches Geldof looks really good. This whole pregnancy has been great for her.
Lily Allen makes her first public appearance since the birth of her baby in November. That four months is 28 years in celebrity time.
I understand your pain Lady GaGa, we are the ones looking at the outfit, but you are wearing it.
Marie Antoinette's shoes sold for $50K. She wore a size 3 1/2.
Apparently Mark Ballas works out.
Also working out while she watches her baby and her husband "naps," Mel B at a park in Sydney.
Long time no see Michelle Trachtenberg, but still no smile.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa hit Australia. It's Vanessa's first time there. Anxious to meet Men At Work.
Peaches Geldof looks really good. This whole pregnancy has been great for her.
I am SUCH an asshole for saying this (especially after our weight discussion earlier) but looks like Gaga has put on a few pounds.
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^Yeah, I think she looks great. She was way too emaciated there for awhile.
ReplyDeleteWhere does Nick and Vanessa get their money? They never seem to work.
ReplyDeleteI don't do Lady GaGa, from what little (and I mean very little) I've heard, she is a good singer. However, where do you go from here? How do you move on from the expectation of outrageous??
Peaches looks really good. I hope she lays off the drugs, cigs and booze.
ReplyDeleteBitchelle Trachtenbitch gives January Jones a run for her money with the ice queen attitude. Bitch you make tons of money, would it hurt you to smile?
Redheat- Vanessa Lachey gets her money from the job she stole on WipeOut (an american reality show that pretty much consists of watching people try to make their way through a series of obstacle courses above water while usually wiping out because cream pies or hidden contraptions swing out to hit them in the face. In short, it's awesome.)Mrs Lachey adds NADA to the show, however. She is like a piece of soggy milk toast with a microphone ugh.
ReplyDeleteThose Marie Antoinette shoes are AWESOME! What a cool thing to buy. At the Getty Museum in LA/Malibu they have real furniture from this era on display. You have NO idea the level of restraint on my part it takes NOT to jump on the lux beds and settees... the only thing stopping me are the museum security guards who do not play around- seriously, I got a little too close to a Rembrandt there and I thought this little asian female guard was gonna tackle my ass.
BAHAHAHA, awesome zinger on Nick Lachey, enty!
ReplyDeleteIs lady Gaga really trying to cover her face? Maybe try not wearing so many sequins
ReplyDelete@Jasmine~Love,love Wipeout!! I pee my pants watching that show, it is so hilarious! And Vanessa sucks on it.
ReplyDeleteVanessa is probably hoping to meet Crocodile Dundee. Wait, Is he still alive?
ReplyDeleteYes but I thought he lived in the US now.
DeleteHe has, ah, tax issues over here.
Marie's shoes are great, but I thought she wore a size 6.
ReplyDeleteOf all the weird, recent fashion trends, not wearing pants is my least favorite. You're NOT WEARING PANTS. WTH?
Those shoes are awesome...I love artifacts like that.
ReplyDeleteUrinary Trachtenberg reminds me of this girl Michelle Skyler that I went to school with in the 80's
@ Jasmine...I hadn't heard anything that she stole the gig...do tell!
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ReplyDeleteMy question(s) exactly! Nick Lachey's crap pop group and 2-second reality show keep paying royalties forever? They're always touring around the world. They never do anything.
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ReplyDeleteMother Campfire- LOL! Nothing juicy to tell really.
ReplyDeleteJill Wagner was on the show pretty much since its beginning as the co-host who interacted with the contestants, and she was GREAT- really goofy and fun.
Then it seemed like when the show started to blow up and get more mainstream staying power, Vanessa Lachey pops up and claims the job.
While wikipedia officially claims Jill left to pursue an acting career I dont think that's the whole story. I mean she's in her almost mid-30s and had a steady paycheck on an emerging pretty hit reality tv show on abc, why give all that up with NO new jobs on the horizon?
I think (and so do some other ppl Ive talked to) that Van Lachey (who can claim being able to bring more fame into the show, unfortunatly as that may appear) talked to producers and was able to secure Jill's spot on the show. And she SUCKKKKSSS so hard.
Have you ever seen a really pretty girl who thinks she's hilarious try to being comedic? Yeah.
Uh Lachey also got a nice fat payoff from his divorce from Jessica Simpson. That's how they can afford so many constant vacay's. Maybe now they gotta start working....
ReplyDeleteThis is random but I just read somewhere that 98 Degrees is going to do a tour this summer. So Nick will be making $ from that I'm sure. I didn't realize they had such a big following for a reunion to happen. lol Shows you what I know!
ReplyDeleteI think Gaga looks good at this weight. She was looking to skinny. Vanessa has such a great figure - very proportioned.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Peaches looks really good!! And that is something I never, EVER thought I would be saying.
ReplyDeleteUh, Peaches looks better facewise, let's say that. But she has got some of the knobbiest knees I've ever seen in my life. AND she's wearing the dreaded SHOETIES!!!! God, I HATE those things so much. They are so unattractive and unflattering. Gah! And that dress is beyond cheap and ugly looking. Also, she's gross.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Jasmine -- Vanessa Lemonjello, starf*cker extraordinaire, is terrible on Wipeout. Jill was hilarious. Vanessa is a wet noodle on it, and every time they cut to her from the Johns I heave a huge sigh. She is so bad. And I don't get the constant vacations, either. If you are constantly traveling, is it, in fact, a vacation? A vacation from what? Other vacations?
Yeah, Stephanie, hide your face. Because we all know how much you CRAVE privacy. (snort)
Wow, this has been a really mean post! Uh, Mel B looks good? Those shoes rock?
Yeah nice recovery Texshan...snort! I believe they call them shabooties....I will continue in the same vein..Okay, with Peaches: WTH on the dress? Does it look wonky in the preggo tummy area to anyone else? it's like the baby is laying sideways or something
ReplyDeleteWe're going to critize knobby knees now? Oy. Better hurry to a plastic surgeon, Peaches, come on.
ReplyDeleteI live in the land down under Don't hear of Men At Work anymore.
ReplyDelete@Sherry- I'm with you on Peaches' dress. It makes her body look totally deformed, as if pregnancy isn't deforming enough...well, at least I felt deformed.
ReplyDeleteGaGa looks like one of those nightmares about showing up late for a final exam AND you forgot your pants.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Trachtenberg looks ridiculous in those shoes.
I can't find fault with any shoe a pregnant lady wears, unless she mucho preggers and still teetering on FMPs.
Peaches looks a mess. Her face is haggard and she's still too thin. Ick. I guess she looks good for her?
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ReplyDeleteI guess they get their money from wherever those other perma-vacationers, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, do.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Shooties reminded me...whatever happened to Shoehan?
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming Marie's shoes are a EUROPEAN 3.5. That's about a 5.5 US.
ReplyDeleteWUWT, my "knobby knees" comment was a reaction to so many people saying how great Peaches looks. True, her makeup looks nice and she doesn't have that seemingly perma-stoned look she's always sported in the past. But her skinny limbs are too thin, IMHO, for a healthy pregnant woman. And she could sharpen a knife on that jawline. To me, she still looks really unhealthy. And I hate to say it (no I don't), but I have a hard time believing that someone who was SUCH a druggie just stopped cold turkey when she got knocked up. Her skinny limbs and face concern me.
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