Jason Bateman and his daughter at Disneyland.
Joe Jonas gets loved on by some Victoria's Secret models.
Charlize Theron and Katie Holmes at a Hollywood Reporter party.
Karl Lagerfeld says this is the first time in his life he went to a grocery store. Huh?
Eat something Kate Middleton.
Lindsay Lohan on her way to the morgue. She denies she hit anyone with her car.
Matthew M and Camilla Alves. If you have not seen Matthew on Eastbound & Down you need to. Funny.
Jack Black also made an appearance, but not in the show, at the premiere.
Joe Jonas gets loved on by some Victoria's Secret models.
Charlize Theron and Katie Holmes at a Hollywood Reporter party.
Karl Lagerfeld says this is the first time in his life he went to a grocery store. Huh?
Eat something Kate Middleton.
Lindsay Lohan on her way to the morgue. She denies she hit anyone with her car.
Matthew M and Camilla Alves. If you have not seen Matthew on Eastbound & Down you need to. Funny.
Jack Black also made an appearance, but not in the show, at the premiere.
Matthew is thin, I guess the BI about the couple where the females addiction has been pushed onto the man is definitely them two
ReplyDeleteSure Karl, I forgot you're ROYALTY.
ReplyDeleteWe just saw the movie Paul last night. I never thought Jason Bateman could play a bad guy, but he made an awesome one in that movie.
ReplyDeleteI thought he made a great douchebag in both Up in the Air and Juno. Totally in a good way - love him!
DeleteLohan looks like a used up porn star. Ugh. Make her go away.
ReplyDeleteDoes Lindsay's t-shirt say "Too Cool For School"?
ReplyDelete"Newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. YOU AREN'T".
@Maja yes, yes sadly it does indeed say that...
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah it looks like its Kooky Karl's first time in a grocery store. He looks sorely out of place.
LOVE Charlize's dress. Must have it!
ReplyDeleteGawd lindsay control your boobs......they're a hanging low
ReplyDeleteCan we change her name to Lindsey Low-hang?
DeleteI hate to think of any kids spotting Karl dressed like that in a supermarket. They'd think it was the Grim Reaper, be scarred for life.
ReplyDeleteHa, never seen a guy less enthusiastic to be sandwiched by two Victoria's Secret models before Joe Jonas. Most phony smile EVER.
ReplyDeleteNever realized Katie Holmes was the same height or taller than Charlize. Wow, somehow that makes Katie even more of a giant compared to Tom Cruise.
"Lindsay Lohan on her way to the morgue" sounds......odd.
ReplyDelete@ Maja - Amen. Anytime a Zoolander quote is used is a good time for me.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Lindsay, that girl brings the phrase "dirty pillows" to an entirely different level.
Why on earth would Karl start now? Did he run out of handmaidens? Or would that be handmaidmen?
ReplyDeleteI have had a crush on Jason B since I was 14 and he was on It's Your Move.
ReplyDeleteKarl is just trying to find the imbalming fluid. *pssst it't in the Soda section
Matthew M is a hoot, love East Bound and Down
also surprised Katie Holmes is that tall, Karl Lagerfield always seems mean and a snob when he appears on french talk shows
ReplyDeleteCompared with those Chanel models in the supermarket with Karl, Kate looks downright healthy.
ReplyDeleteKate Middleton's face just doesn't look right on a super skinny body!
ReplyDeleteMy 13 year old son would look a hell of a lot more excited than J. Jonas does.
ReplyDeleteWonder what made Ms. Lohan go back to red instead of that methhead blonde color?
I get zero chemistry from Camilla and Matthew.
ReplyDeleteLindsay's hair looks sooo much freaking better now
ReplyDeleteJoe Jonas with Victoria's Secret models?
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
Lindsay never disappoints she always looks a mess! That boy with the models looks real "excited"! Kate does need to put on some weight! As for Karl we dont want u in shopping in public. U would scare the shit out of me!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ BigMama - When Karl dies we won't know the difference.
ReplyDeleteIt will be like a repeat of "Weekend at Bernie's" - ha!
Delete@snakeoil - LOL at the RHPS quote
ReplyDeleteWhy won't all of the comments come up on the BI today? The box only pulls the first 200 comments. how do I see the rest??
ReplyDeleteJust me or does Katie H look a little baby bump-ish in that dress?
ReplyDeletekiki - and anyone else having problems.
ReplyDeleteclick on the title of any post, it is a link to a separate page that shows all the comments. Scroll down to the bottom of the comments until you see the words newer and newest next to the number of comments on the right, those words are links that will lead you to a new page of comments.
@Mango - I know right? Hire one of the Muppett puppetiers and he might even appear somewhat animated
ReplyDeleteThe Karl Lagerfeld thing looks like a staged photo. look at the girls in the background....models
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to worry about Kate Middleton-agree w/ enty-too skinny!
Gotta love Jack Black.
Matthew M looks..to me it looks like his head is way to big and ahead of his body...like a bad photoshopped on head???
ReplyDeleteHow is it that the Jonas bros. can get away with looking like Muslims & no one cares?
ReplyDeleteI thought Joe Jonas was Rowan Atkinson, at first.
ReplyDeleteoh G-D, Lindsay denies EVERYTHING. she lies every time she opens her mouth, unless it is to suck a cock for money.
ReplyDeleteCharlize, those legs.....sigh....gorgeous!