Jessica Simpson hung out by the pool all weekend as she gets really close to delivery. That is Ashlee in the background.
Kelly Ripa grabs Anderson Cooper's butt at the premiere of Bully.
Also there was Michelle Trachtenberg who continues to go through 2012 without a smile and is just days away from her own personal record of 93 days. 
Kristen Stewart as a vampire looks really similar to Kristen Stewart as not a vampire.
Kate Upton having a bad hair day.
Lana Del Rey shows off her abs after a Guns N Roses concert.
Nicole Richie breaks out the orange leather. Either that or it is Lorax fur.
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis stock up on New York souvenirs.
Jessica will explode....
ReplyDeleteAww I've been as big (or bigger) than Jess while pregnant. It's a miserable time! Hopefully, she will deliver soon.
ReplyDeleteMy god! She's HUGE! Can't... stop... staring at breasts.
ReplyDeleteLana, ugh. No.
Kristin makes a good vampire.
OT, I didn't realize that Jennie Garth is married to one of the vampires. Looked him up 'cuz someone mentioned Enty's twitter post.
I really don't get the K-stew phenomenon. She isn't attractive, always looks really pissed off, and I've never heard her say anything interesting. What am I missing?
ReplyDeletePeter Facinelli and Jenni Garth have been married a really long time, at least for Hollywood. He is so good in Nurse Jackie. Really funny. I loved him in Just Can't Wait too.
ReplyDeleteawwww Poor Jess - I feel ya girl
ReplyDeleteMy kid said one of the reasons she didn't get the Kristen Stewart casting of that role is that when she is turned she is supposed to be absolutely fabulous looking and she just didn't think Kristen Stewart could pull it off. I refuse to watch them so....
Wow, Jim Carrey's young(!) friend has quite the fivehead. She might want to look into bangs.
ReplyDeletePoor Jessica. I feel uncomfortable just looking at her.
I have yet to hear one note of a Lana Del Rey song. And I'm more than OK with that. She looks insufferable.
@Texshan, now I'm staring at JC's gf's forehead, instead of JS's boobs.
ReplyDeleteThat's an odd forehead...
Right? Damn, girl. Do something about that thing. The light shining off of it is blinding people. You could show a movie on that noggin.
ReplyDeleteJessica looks like Kirstie Alley, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteJessics cant have more than a week/10 days left! Ouch
ReplyDeleteAm I evil for saying that pic of Jess I thought was a pic of Kirstie Alley at first? If anyone deserves a c-section, that girl does. Hope that baby come soon!
ReplyDeleteStewart looks stoned as always. Her chin can compete with Maleficient's.
ReplyDeleteWow, Jim Carrey dated Tweety Bird?
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart looks like she's on the nod, for cryin' out loud...
One word to Jim Carrey's friend = bangs.
ReplyDeleteOy vey, Jessica, somebody get a can opener...
Lana Del Rey. Queen of the music casting couch. Definitely it's who you blow in her case.
ReplyDeleteCount me among those who thought Jessica Simpson was Kirstie Alley. It's how big her face has gotten. My best friend's face and boobs looked just like that the week before she delivered. I'm guessing Jess won't make it to the weekend.
ReplyDeleteI also thought Jessica was Kristie lol.
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey's gf sure has a huge forehead and shinning LOL.
Woah, that's a fivehead my friends.
ReplyDeleteIn my mind Bella was petite and very feminine. Kristen Stewart is petite. She's also supposed to look better as a vampire.
Lana del Ray looks alot more comfortable attending a concert than giving one.
ReplyDeletePlus, I'd rather watch her attend a concert than listen to her perform at a concert.
Jim carreys girlfriend looks like kristen Wiigs doll hands character on snl
ReplyDeleteOh god. I'm peeing. I'm actually peeing.
DeleteTHIS, times a million!
i just can't w/ jim carrey's gf's hair. wth. =O
ReplyDeletewow, jessica! but at least she's lovely preggo.
So did everyone see that the Himmmm thing hit Jezebel.com?
ReplyDeleteJezebel too? My addiction is becoming troublesome - I've read the entire post on LipstickAlley (wow) and gone back to read more posts by Himmmm. It's all blowing my mind, the stuff that is going on. Degraded sick stuff. And then this weekend, after a post Lipstick Alley about the MTV Jessica Simpson house being completely spied on, went off on a tangent lurk on all these Illumati Hollywood sites, with many pointing out all the Satan worship symbol's in Madonna's SuperBowl act. Fortunately I realized my pursuits was being obsessional and I broke off in disgust of how much time I was wasting!
ReplyDeleteI don't include CDAN as a waste tho. If anything I've learned a lot, mostly how effed up people are.
Kate Upton, you look as if you've had too much sun. Please, stop it. Your face will age much too quickly, and then there's the cancer thing.
ReplyDeleteIt just struck me that Kate Upton kind of looks like the female version of me. LoL. Put a fried poufy blond wig on me and we could star in our own version of "Jack And Jill" - Which I saw this weekend. Poor Al Pacino must have lost a LOT of money to Bernie Madoff to star in that.
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry for the visual of me in a blond wig too.
Is Kate Upton a bit of butterface? Sorry for those of you who hate the term, but her face is not so stunning.
ReplyDeleteI don't get Kristen Stewart either. She seems so insufferable. I haven't seen the Twilight movies, but have seen her in other things. Meh, to put it mildly.
MsGirl, you forgot to include the part on LSA where they discuss shapeshifters, which have apparently infiltrated Hollyweird! LOL
ReplyDelete@Kept in Cages - yes, I saw that. It's kind of everywhere. The comments had some good points.
ReplyDelete@msgirl, I read that too - the "Cindy Crawford's daughter photographed bound" info was disturbing. That's when I stopped reading.
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ReplyDelete@Beth: I looked at Kate's picture and thought she looked very pretty, except for the hair. The picture accentuates her almond shaped eyes, high arched eyebrows, and high cheeckbones.
ReplyDeleteOh God, someone get Jessica a personal dresser!! She looks she grabbed whatever she found first on a quick trip thru walmart!! And she's gonna show us fashion?!
ReplyDeleteI thought I was going to be the only Beeyotch to say sumpin'
ReplyDeleteabout that fivehead..Hmm..Guess I'm in good company. BANGS? Hell to the no..HAT.
Layna looks like she's X'ing out and yeah, I'd rather SEE her at a concert than hear her. Although Texshan, I'm going in for both of us. I am going to have to You Tube her to see why she ever got remotely close to SNL. Pray for my ears.
I have 2 thoughts on Jim Carrey's girlfriend, and then my deepest apologies for focusing on appearances....
ReplyDelete1) Pinky and the Brain
2) Let's hope she doesn't procreate with Tom Felton.
Again, my apologies.
I've spent my life the target of appearance-based comments, so I should know better....
They just outed TG in the comments @Jezebel with links to his Myspace. Damn. 50,000+hits on the Himmmm story and it got posted to gawker as well. So much for the down low...
ReplyDeleteI can totally picture Ashlee taking digs at Jessica about how big she is. You know, underhanded compliment/insults.
ReplyDeleteI do not think Kate Upton is pretty.
Kristen Stewart looks like she's about to vomit and pass out.
ReplyDeleteWho knew G'n'R still performs.
This thing about Jezzy, etc. re: Himmmm pisses me right off. This is why we can't have nice things! Why couldn't people just enjoy the fabulous insider gossip and leave things alone? This rush to "out" Himmmm and his friends probably just cost us a valuable source of REALLY great gossip. Harrumph.
ReplyDeleteAlso, LOL, Sherry and WUWT.
Must. Have. Trachtenburg's. Coat. Seriously, who makes it? Anyone?? Don't make me Google!
ReplyDeleteAnd, once again, I totally agree with Texshan.
ReplyDeletePlease don't ruin Himmmmm for the rest of us, people!
Good lord, get wrapped up in rehearsals for Sweeney and come back to find Himmegedon. Hope it doesn't chase Himmmm off.
ReplyDeleteWUWT, too funny!
Don't get the Kristen Stewart love, IMHO she's a rather wooden actress, I haven't seen much improvement over the last few Twilight films. (Only reason I go see them is social purposes: the ladies from work make it a night out! It's a sad comment on someone's acting inability when you're more interested in the location used for filming than the acting in the foreground!)
Poor Jessica, I remember those days vividly, I swear it's God's way of getting you ready for delivery...you don't care how they get it out as long as it gets out FAST! Doesn't look like she's dropped at all yet, though, so it may be a few more weeks.
@auntliddy
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Jessica is wearing a bathing suit wrap. I don't think it's awful for the beach.
Jessica is quite small (short), so she would show very quickly, and looks bigger than her weight gain likely is. But I remember those days too, not being able to get up off the couch on my own, or tie my shoes. I wish her the best.
Re Jezebel - No genius thought perhaps Himmm chose names that would lead others off track? Kind of stretching it to include people linked by second degree.
I think Kate Upton looks just like Kate Gosselin.
ReplyDeleteI like that Jim Carrey is dating a realistic looking woman BUT sorry, I could never sleep with him. I would not be able to stop think that I am having sex with the Grinch or Ace Ventura. lol
ReplyDeleteI sympathize with the feelings of some who don't want "our" insider outed because it would ruin a great source, but I feel more concern about Himmmm's safety, and that of his family and the other Himmmms.
ReplyDeleteI think Hollywood is an ugly place, and I don't doubt that there are more than a few there who would do anything to keep their gravy train on track and their disgusting dirty secrets safe.
Jim Carrey's girlfriend can talk dirty to him in Klingon.
ReplyDeleteCan I ask what you all are referring to with the Himm thing? I missed it.
ReplyDeleteCannot stand Jezebel.com, they're very anti-semitic, and will get on their high horse and scream racism, while it isn't, really.
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