The Beckhams get the top spot because this is the first time they have gone out together on a red carpet in forever.
Alessandra Ambrosio is four months pregnant or something and you cannot even tell.
Emily Blunt says talk to the hand in her new ad campaign.
Emma Watson on the set of her new movie being directed by Sofia Coppola.
Gerard Butler hangs out with his parents at the mall. Like being in 6th grade again. Welcome to my life.
"But, I am Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm famous. Famous people don't get tickets."
This girl in Brazil is 12. She has never had a haircut, but is selling her hair for $5,000 to make a better future for her family.
Speaking of haircuts, Hugh Jackman on the set of Les Miserables.
Alessandra Ambrosio is four months pregnant or something and you cannot even tell.
Emily Blunt says talk to the hand in her new ad campaign.
Emma Watson on the set of her new movie being directed by Sofia Coppola.
Gerard Butler hangs out with his parents at the mall. Like being in 6th grade again. Welcome to my life.
"But, I am Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm famous. Famous people don't get tickets."
This girl in Brazil is 12. She has never had a haircut, but is selling her hair for $5,000 to make a better future for her family.
Speaking of haircuts, Hugh Jackman on the set of Les Miserables.
sweet thought for the 12 year old, but who would buy that hair? Past the middle of her back it looks like a Brillo pad.
ReplyDeleteA wig company will likely buy it. It can be used for curly extensions. And they can always straighten it.
ReplyDeleteVictoria Beckham is looking a bit happier in this photo.
If you can get 12 - 16 inches out of it, someone will buy it. I think that much can be found there. I agree, the ends look really bad. I wonder if she gets headaches from the weight of it.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad that Hugh Jackman IN CHARACTER looks about as clean as Ke$ha does in real life most of the time!
ReplyDeleteI think Posh and Becks look sick of each other and this pic makes it seem like they're in the 'phoning it in' stage.
Yes, Alessandra Ambrosio (I really cant with that name) looks amazing for being 4 months knocked up. BUT models arent real people so this doesnt surprise me.
What super-agent who gets all of his clients into the White House without an invite regularly uses the n-word in conversation? He also paid off a black female intern because of a potential lawsuit charging the agent with sexual harassment and verbal abuse.
ReplyDeleteWhat infamous entertainment billionaire and philanthropist most famous for producing that low-budget kids' action series refuses to have Middle Eastern servants or guests admitted into his house? He constantly refers to them as "towelheads" when anyone brings the subject up. You might have guessed that he's also Jewish.
Ever wonder how the feud between those two wacky supermodels started? When Model #1 was pounding the pavements looking for a gig, she was turned down by a top modeling agency who said "Oh no, you're not the type we're looking for. We want a thin, dark-skinned girl like *insert Model #2's name here*." An angry Model #1 fled the room in tears and avoided contact with Model #2 until they were forced to share a room together overseas during Fashion Week. Model #2 screamed at Model #1 while getting made up for the runway show: "BITCH, YOU STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKING CLOCK!!" (she didn't) Even a few years ago, when Model #2 appeared on Model #1's show, you could cut the tension with a knife.
Which momager from hell writes for her most famous offspring's Twitter account? Her constant slamming of celebs who diss her meal ticket is earning her few friends in Hollywood, and the friends she does have are slowly drifting away. Makes you wonder if she was the one who wanted to be famous all along.
Which Harry Potter star is gay and is ready to come out of the closet? He was sucking face at the infamous UK nightclub Heaven a few weeks ago.
This TV mogul/talk show host and this relatively new talk show host (who's had success in more than one medium) have never liked each other. Ever since Host #2 subliminally outed Host #1 and her female better half years ago on her previous show (you bet the better half was infuriated. She tried everything to get Host #2's show canceled). Now with the death of that superstar whom neither were friends with, Host #1 grabbed a crucial ratings bonanza by interviewing one of the deceased superstar's family members, infuriating Host #2 who plans to one-up Host #1 by nabbing an interview with the superstar's ex.
And another one's gone... This c-list TV actress best known for a now-cancelled sitcom back in the day has quietly left that controversial sect. After reading some online exposés on her sect, he asked for her money back after donating it all to the sect and they refuse to grant her request. Sue you in court!
3) Old School: This iconic A++++ singer and actress was in a class by herself. She did take some secrets to the grave that none of her biographers have written down so far: Her alcoholic father beat her mother and older siblings (one of the singer's siblings was so traumatized by the beatings that she later committed suicide in middle age). As the youngest of the family and a daddy's girl, she was never beaten. That is until they moved to the west coast after the allegations of violence in their home reached the gossiping neighbors. Someone else came along with them for the move, a female neighbor whom daddy was intimately involved with and the girls considered an aunt. The mother went one step further after she found the two in bed together, she cheated on her husband with the recently divorced male who lived next door, and who she later married immediately after the father died. Her famous daughter would never forgive her for that.
I like Gerard Butler's Dad's outfit.
ReplyDeleteMy friend runs this pretty hot Mexican restaurant here in NYC, and she told me Posh ordered "lettuce leaves with a side of vinegar," which, obviously, isn't actually on the menu.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's all Posh ate, she would pick up the leaves one by one and daintily dip them in the dish of vinegar. And all she drank was water.
Just thought you'd appreciate that one :)
Mookie: thanks for the extras!
ReplyDeleteAri Emmanuel.
Oprah. possibly Ellen as the relatively new talk show host with success in another medium.
C list actress leaving CoS? Leah Remini.
Momager: Kris the bitch Jenner. I want to punch her in the face so bad. Didn't Bruce just leave her for a few days because of what she's doing to the younger two?
I like how Posh has her hand over David's hand that's on her ass. So sweet.
ReplyDeleteGreat blinds. Who is the A+++++ singer???
RE: Mookie's BIs - I thought Leah Remini and Kris Jenner as well. The rest I'm still stuck on. Well, Oprah/Ellen makes sense, and I'm not sure who Ari E. is, but it's probably right, too.
ReplyDeleteMookie, awesome, thank you. Something to check in on later. So is Oprah's better half Gayle, or is it someone else?
ReplyDeleteA++++ singer is Judy Garland
ReplyDeleteoprah and Wendy Williams
ReplyDeleteModel #1 - Tyra Banks
ReplyDeleteModel #2 - Naomi Campbell
@skeeball and MD - YES. Of course. Well-done. :-)
ReplyDeleteI think Posh looks miserable in that photo, almost like she's about to throw his hand off her ass.
ReplyDelete@Terri - That might make more sense than Oprah/Ellen. You just might have it there. I can't really see Ellen wanting Ray J. on her show, but I could see Wendy doing it, for one thing.
ReplyDeleteRe: Mookie
ReplyDelete2. Haim Saban
"infamous entertainment billionaire and philanthropist" who "refuses to have Middle Eastern servants or guests admitted into his house" has to be Haim Saban who imported all those Power Rangers shows. According to Wiki, his stepdaughter is Heidi Lenhart who was in California Dreams. LOL
ReplyDelete...And beat to the punch by Beth!
ReplyDeleteI just can't judge those photos. There are a thousand cameras and everyone is screaming at them and it goes on for a few minutes. I can't imagine anyone keeping up enthusiams through all that.
ReplyDeleteHugh Jackman looks like a whole bunch of men I'm about to pass on my walk home from work. Now I'm sad :(
Judy Garland for A++++ singer -- her sister Mary Jane committed suicide at 48.
ReplyDeleteEveryone just has to see Chris Rocks, "Good Hair". That says it all.
ReplyDeleteMy sisters hair grows so quickly and is true blonde. She donated it twice a year to Locks of Love.This girl will make a lot of money for her fmily but the people who sell it to the wig makers or people who make extensions are the ones who really rake it in.
Oprah/Ellen Bobby Kristina/ Bobby B
Kris Jenner as the Momager..Soooo obvious.
The gay actor? Daniel Radcliffe? All the other guesses are pretty self-explanatory.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if all I ate was lettuce leaves with vinegar, I would look as miserable as Posh does all of the time, too. Eat a damn cookie once in a while, Vicky. I promise you won't balloon up to 100 pounds.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather die happy with a few extra pounds than die skeletal and unhappy. Either way, you're dead.
I read a Judy Garland biography not too long ago, and it alleged that the family gravitated westward not only for show business, but there were allegations that Judy's father was having inappropriate relationships with young boys.
ReplyDeleteTo Mookie's blinds, #1 Ari Emmanuel, #4 - Dina Lohan for the momager from hell, although Kris is a great guess too (and she does live in LA), #5 I was thinking Rupert, and for #6, I like Oprah/Wendy W & Bobby Brown.
ReplyDeleteSo, basically, everyone in HW is an incest/rape victim or racist, drug addict and anorexic and/or bulimic? Glad I can't stand LA and love my NW Side Chicago neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I'd say she's a B-minus, Mookie's C-list sitcom star quietly bailing on CoS is Laura Prepon.
ReplyDeleteTechnically, that's Gerry's stepdad. He's a mama's boy (don't you diss mama's boys, I like 'em!) and it's nice to see him with her. She and Gerry have been very supportive of his fan groups. Gerry's looking yummy again, too!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, Mookie, I didn't think you had it in you! ;) I HOPE it's not Ari, his brother is my mayor and I voted for him. If Rahm feels the same way, I'm not happy.
ReplyDeleteAnswers:
ReplyDelete1) Ari Emanuel
2) Haim Saban
3) Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell
4) Kris Jenner
5) Tom Felton
6) Oprah, Wendy Williams, Bobbi Kristina Brown, and Bobby Brown
7) Leah Remini
8) Judy Garland
Alessandra Ambrosio's little girl looks a lot like Emma Watson. Like, if they need a child actress for a flashback scene in an Emma Watson film, there she is!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I love Alessandra Ambrosio's top - it looks so comfy.
ReplyDeleteaww man i hope it's Tom Felton but somehow i kinda doubt it.
ReplyDeleteIf she'd never gotten her hair cut, how does she have bangs? ;)
ReplyDelete@Abbe: thanks for the Victoria info. Lettuce leaves at a Mexican restaurant?
ReplyDeleteI know Gerard Butler is a complete jerk, but I ove his body type with those long, long legs.
Thinking how inspiring that Brazilian girl's story was, I did a very carefully worded google search (sad, but realistic) and it turns out she costs her parents- who live in the ghetto- over $600 a month in shampoo, and is selling it to some beauty supply for wigs and extensitions. Also, she plans on using a good portion of that money to redecorate her bedroom.
ReplyDeleteSo, yeah.
Mookie, I don't think it's Tom Felton, he's been pretty open that he's bi, and he's living in LA with his girlfriend. My guess would have been Rupert, haven't heard about him associated with any girls. Dan Rad has had the same girlfriend for the last couple years and Emma (although she's pictured above) has had several boyfriends. Unless it's one of the older actors? I don't know much about them, Alan Rickman has had the same female partner for 40 years, Michael Gambon has been married for years, Gary Oldman just got married again, didn't he? Who else is there?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Matthew Lewis for the gay Potter star blind?
ReplyDeleteSeems like I read some insinuations years and years ago about Leah Remini and how she may be one of the highest ranked Scientologists in the entire organization, which is why she pops up everywhere with A listers that are clearly out of her league. I'd be shocked if she left.
ReplyDeleteI have to laugh about Posh posting about lettece and vinegar. When I was teenager, I loved cukes in vinegar, ate them almost every night. No agenda tho, just liked it.
ReplyDeletePosh looks like shit in that picture.
ReplyDeleteAs in, LR is an enforcer for the organization, and some of the better known members answer to her. She's far too ingrained to just ask for a donation rebate.
ReplyDelete@Audrey
ReplyDeletePerhaps you missed the articles where the head of the Chicago Teachers Union said Rahm Emanuel told her to write off 25% of CPS students. Did you think he was referring to Polish students? Irish? Asian? Hispanic? That is so something that was said around the Emanuel dinner tablgoe. Mayor Tiny Dancer is bringing Chicago down.
Mookie, you are awesome! I'm a long-time reader, some-time poster, always appreciator of CDAN. Mookie, thanks for shining light on some world-class cretins.
ReplyDeleteYou all make life more colorful!
I'm not liking the "you might have guessed he's Jewish" line in the blind item. I wasn't aware that being Jewish made one more prone to uttering racial slurs.
ReplyDelete*scratches head* Aren't Jews mostly middle-eastern in origin?
ReplyDeleteI don't know how ladies like Posh do the low calorie thing long-term. I'm doing it right now, and the headaches, weakness, and irritibility are nooooo way to live IMHO. :( Not so sure nothing tastes as good as thin feels! :)
ReplyDeleteRe leaving the cult - I was thinking it might be the one who played Dharma. *Googling name....*
ReplyDeleteJenna Elfman!
And I'm guessing Rupert Grint for the Harry Potter star ready to come out.
ReplyDeleteNo Tatyana, most Jewish people are not Middle Eastern. Due to the diaspora you will find Jewish people from every corners of the world.
ReplyDeleteRE: Leah Remini - Come to think of it, she IS pretty high-up in CoS. I remember seeing a memo she sent out to coworkers or friends or something...maybe it was on The Smoking Gun? Anyway, it was all about "Give, give, give to CoS! The more you give, the more your life will be changed!" and so on. It was kind of crazy.
ReplyDeleteJenna Elfman and Laura Prepon have been good guesses for that one.
Ah The Smoking Gun--that's where I read it! Woo, flashbacks!
Delete@Kid Sis - I'm with you. I can be a pretty good dieter and cut those calories, but at a certain point, the headaches are wicked. WICKED. I don't know how they do it, either.
ReplyDeleteBut didn't Portia do an interview on Oprah's show like two years ago? They did some filming at her house and I could've sworn Ellen was shown. If Ellen truly hated Oprah, why would her wife be on the show?
ReplyDeleteKid Sis and AKM, if your diet is giving you headaches and making you weak, you are NOT dieting. You are starving. I beg you to talk to your doctor about a sensible diet plan. Lettuce leaves and vinegar is not a healthy diet.
ReplyDelete@Texshan - I appreciate the concern, but I didn't say I was CURRENTLY eating like that. I'm fine, thanks...trust me! If you saw me, it would be clear that I am not starving. :-)
ReplyDeleteIt's not Ellen. Ellen wouldn't try to out someone. I'm thinking Kathy Griffin. She has a new show, she would totally interview Bobby or Ray J, and she jokes about Oprah and Gayle being lovers.
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