The American Reunion cast gets top spot simply because Seann William Scott wore a three piece suit and Jennifer Coolidge is rocking.
Mena Suvari and a very pregnant Alyson Hannigan.
Tara Reid actually looks good when she stays off the drugs.
Jennifer Coolidge is someone you want to go drinking with every night.
Jason Biggs shows off his wife's breast. I wonder if she got him another hooker for his birthday this year.
Three way love with Jason, Eddie Kaye Thomas and John Cho.
Beyonce and her post pregnancy body. Lost all her weight plus 10 pounds and is going on tour in a few months.
Charlize Theron looking lovely.
Self-service becomes full service when David Beckham and his cash are driving.
Mena Suvari and a very pregnant Alyson Hannigan.
Tara Reid actually looks good when she stays off the drugs.
Jennifer Coolidge is someone you want to go drinking with every night.
Jason Biggs shows off his wife's breast. I wonder if she got him another hooker for his birthday this year.
Three way love with Jason, Eddie Kaye Thomas and John Cho.
Beyonce and her post pregnancy body. Lost all her weight plus 10 pounds and is going on tour in a few months.
Charlize Theron looking lovely.
Self-service becomes full service when David Beckham and his cash are driving.
Sadly, Alyson Hannigan's stomach looks like a bowling ball with that dress. Jenny Mollen (Pie Fucker's Wife)is very comfortable getting naked which has me giving her a tentative thumbs up. And she was on Angel so she gets minor Whedon-related brownie points.
ReplyDeleteGood lord, Allison Hannigan looks like an anaconda that ate a goat. Or a pod with a very large pea. Someone please stop her from wearing that thing again.
ReplyDeleteWOW, Beyonce lost her "baby" weight!
ReplyDelete*eyeroll*
I LOVE Jennifer Coolidge!
ReplyDeleteWillow (she'll never be anybody else to me) looks like she realized what a mistake that dress is.
ReplyDeleteIt's a beautiful color and if it wasn't a maternity dress it would have worked, but yeesh.
All the weight plus 10 pounds meaning, she lost 10 pounds?
ReplyDeleteJennifer Coolidge is sooooo adding to the show TWO BROKE GIRLS, she is actually funnier than the two leads, ooops I hope no one gets jealous and has her fired.
ReplyDeleteIf JC is on 2 Broke Girls now, I just might have to watch. I love her, too!
ReplyDeleteEnty didn't call Mena mean, this time. She looks amazing but very pose-y.
Would be embarrassed beyond words if my husband grabbed my breast on the red carpet. Or anywhere, for that matter, except when we were alone. That's tacky.
Jennifer Coolidge is her name?
ReplyDeleteI thought she was always Stiffler's mom!
Did y'all actually read that essay pie f*cker's wife wrote about hiring the hooker? It was off-putting, to say the least. Gross. Now they both just seem super trashy to me.
ReplyDeleteI love Jennifer Coolidge. And yes, her "Sophie" is the best part of Two Broke Girls.
Alyson's dress looks like something she bought a month ago thinking she'd still be able to wear it to this premiere, but the baby decided to start packing on the weight early. It'd be cute if she wasn't quite so big in the tummy. As it is, it just looks like her bump has outgrown it.
Why can't Tara always look like this?
I heart John Cho. He's my not-so-secret Asian crush, along with Daniel Dae Kim.
I always kind of rolled my eyes over the whole "Beyonce's not really preggers" stuff, but this photo does more to prove it to me than any of the others. That is not the body of a woman who gave birth a few weeks ago, especially not one who wasn't a lollipop head in the first place.
More Mena photos? There certainly have been a lot lately. Not that I'm complaining. At All.
ReplyDeleteThose hair transplants really worked out good for Sean William and Chris Klein.
No matter how small the part, I always like Jennifer Coolidge.
ReplyDeleteThe boob grab is so classy. Right up there with a hooker for a b'day present. Tacky ass.
Mena looks great, but could we seriously stop with that pose?
What's Beyonce's weight loss secret? (another eye roll)...
Step 1: don't get pregnant.
DeleteStep 2: see step 1.
califblondy - doncha know breastfeeding makes you lose all that weight within weeks? It's so good you lose an extra 10 lbs! AND not only do you lose all the baby weight, your skin firms up again immediately!
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I think Alyson looks great! You can't beat a redhead in green; they just look lovely. I mean, girlfriend's pregnant...how's she really going to hide it? I say rock that bump, Willow! (I'm with you on that one, Vicki C.)
ReplyDeleteNNNOOOOOOO to that maternity dress! No! NO!
ReplyDeleteWow, the years have not been kind to Chris Klein.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone from American pie od?
ReplyDeletetaking a look at Tina's face in the background...we know where all that fat went.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce.......of course that weight wouldn't dare stay on my body....
ReplyDeleteYeah never believed you were pregnant for one minute, not one second.
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I actually signed in last year but never validated the account. I am so excited as I read this blog Every morning before I start my day.
Now I am convinced Beyonce did not carry her child
The dress stretches from the neck to the belly. You need a dress that will just stretch with the belly.
ReplyDeleteJenny Mollen is pretty funny on Twitter, tacky, but funny.
Jennifer Coolidge rocks on 2 Broke Girls! Best addition to the cast.
ReplyDeleteThanks Bey, you proved what your priorities are quite nicely.
ReplyDeleteI was watching 2 Broke yesterday and Jennifer C was hilarious LOL
ReplyDeleteWow Tara Reid does look really amazing! Good for her! Jennifer C looks like a lot of fun to hang out with.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Coolidge is one great dame. Would love to see her on more shows.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce was only full of crap.
does anyone know if natasha lyonne is clean now? i really, really liked her when she first started showing up in movies, but then she became a junkie hollywood stereotype. if she is clean now, i hope she stays clean
ReplyDeleteI just read an interview with her from Entertainment Weekly and she seems to sober and doing much better. She's been doing theater work mostly these days.
DeleteI just read an interview with her from Entertainment Weekly and she seems to sober and doing much better. She's been doing theater work mostly these days.
DeleteAlyson;s belly looks like a trouser bulge. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteAnd someone said it above: Beyonce, you lost 10 pounds! that's it!
Annnd...Jessica Simpson is STILL pregnant.
Is it me or does Tina Knowles look like Jabba the Hut? GodDAMN that right there is a great example of how Beyonce's good looks could have gone oh-so wrong.
ReplyDeleteA close friend of mine briefly lived with a guy who was dating Natasha Lyonne. She had a lot of issues. Granted this was back in like 2006 and she looks much healthier in that photo, but I don't think she's worked in years, she may not be insurable at this point. Wonder if she's made appearances in the blinds before? She must have.
Natasha Lyonne, while it's well known she's had MAJOR substance abuse/mental health issues, seems to have made quite the recovery. She had a pretty big guest starring role on House a few months back. I'm rooting for her....
DeleteNo way Beyonce had a beybey..not buying one bit what she's selling.
ReplyDeleteCamp surrogate!
OMG Jason Biggs is such a tool, I would skin my husband alive if he did that in public let alone on camera. And the comment about the hooker... keep it classy JB and wife. Maybe he just realizes that no matter what he does he will likely always be the guy who f'd a pie in the movie so why not just do what he wants.
ReplyDeleteI hate to rain on the Bey surrogate parade but I do have a good friend who gave birth in late December and within two months was back to her regular size, and a month later even smaller-- she went down to a size 2 from 4. With no hired help or nannies or crazy workouts or anything. She is breastfeeding. Now underneath clothes you can still see evidence that she was recently pregnant(skin that is hanging a bit), but when dressed you would NEVER think she has such a young baby. I'm not saying this is the case with Bey. I'm just saying there are some genetic freaks out there like my girl P so I can't take this picture as any kind of evidence. Well other than that Bey's mom does look like a scary tranny.
@Izahart- I have two sisters, aunts, mom, friends who lost most of their baby weight within a few months of delivering. While they might not have been able to wear a bikini out in public, they did look great in regular clothes. In my experience, this is very common. However, I've noticed that friends who obsessed about their weight pre-pregnancy despite being thin, gained the most weight during pregnancy and they took much longer to lose the weight.
ReplyDeleteI still think Beyonce used a surrogate.
Tara Reid looks sooo great. I think it was last week that I saw photos of her at another premiere where she looked flawless as well.
ReplyDeleteMaybe there is hope for Lindsay.
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ReplyDeleteTara Reid looks fabulous. I really hope she can hold it together. Jennifer Coolridge is also awesome. Maybe I'll watch that show. Mena needs some pose lessons. Too much try.
ReplyDeleteTina Knowles legitimately scares the living shit out of me. The women in my nightmares all have faces like hers.
ReplyDeleteAnd the malevolent reptilian creature currently nestled in Alyson's belly is obviously gonna bust loose anytime.
CRIKEY, that is a wretched dress.
When I saw American Pie (only a couple of years ago) I had the biggest crush on the guy who gets with Mena Suvari... he looks so old now :(
ReplyDeleteJennifer Coolidge is so funny/generally awesome. :D
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ReplyDeleteN Lyonne was on Rosie's talk show and did an amazing job. She looked good and was very conversational. She and Rosie couldn't stop cracking each other up.
^^ what you all said about Beyonce ... ugh
ReplyDeleteim getting tired of the whole beyonce thing. At this point it doesnt matter. I wasnt there when the baby was crowning so i cant say if she gave birth to the baby or not. What is apparent is that she has a baby and lets just move on!
ReplyDeleteIf Jason Biggs and wife want to get it on with a hooker - more power to them. Not my cup of tea but consenting adults and all...Whatever works for them
ReplyDeleteWelcome Peaceful Warrior!
ReplyDeleteEven on a low day, Charlize looks amazing.
Natasha looks better, I hope she can pull sober off. I really enjoy her as an actress.
@Centaurea my monitor thanks you for the coffee wash, (as well as my sinuses) for the anaconda swallowing a goat comment. :0)
Wouldn't beyonce have larger breasts if she was I fact "breast feeding"?
ReplyDeleteWow, My sister in law had her first baby in late November, is petite and didn't gain much weight during the pregnancy and still has a post pregnancy tum and huge boobs. Didnt something blah blah blah somewhere that beyonce was breastfeeding? Dang, I wish mine had been that small two months after giving birth.
ReplyDeleteI'd almost beleive it could be possible that Beyonce had a baby but seriously if you were breast feeding your boobs would be ginormous at this stage in the game. AND I had a cyst removed from my ovary and the cut wasn't nearly as serious as a C section but there would be no way I could do crunches to maske my belly flat until about 5 weeks thereafter. Just.can't.be,done.
ReplyDeleteMama..stop with the surgery. Love Alyson but no on that dress. Color good but fit is quite poor.
For those that feel that people should move on from the beyonce birthing/no birthing focus. these celebrities flout supposed weight loss from healthy eating and exercise when, the majority of the time, lose that weight from other means. This is a disservice to the fans/public who will believe it. There are so many women with self-image struggles and seeing this crap from women who either used a surrogate, hired a personal chef, trainer or had plastic surgery to get that post baby body is unrealistic. For women who struggle with body image or eating disorders and have recently had babies can deprive their babies of needed nutrition (if breastfeeding) as well as their own bodies, which need to fully heal and recover from pregnancy/birth.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Coolidge is great. She had a part on "Secret Life of an American Teenager where she married a character who was the "Sausage King'. She stole every scene and the sausage king was one of the wise guys from the sopranos. So yes folks, these shows arent Mensa, but there are little gems thrown in for the parents. ABC Family has produced shows with gay characters, deaf characters and characters with eating disorders. And the amazing Jennifer Coolidge.
ReplyDeleteOh so the key to losing pp weight is not to think about your weight before getting pregnant? LOL. Is that like all you need to get pregnant is relax?
ReplyDeleteAnd FTR, breast feeding only melts the pounds off for some women. It made me starving all the time and I had to count every calorie to even lose an ounce. Also your boobs don't necessarily get larger. Some women's don't change in appearance at all. Lucky bishes :)
they really think anyone is going to see this American Reunion shit?
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is now pissing me off.
I call bullshit on Bey breastfeeding based solely on the ensemble. That dress seems impossible to breast feed. And at this stage in the breastfeeding game, the baby is nursing like ALL THE FREAKING TIME. You need to have easy access to the girls.
ReplyDeleteWho is going to see these American Pie sequels? Just who??
I'm so over the promos for the Snow White movies. Are there really two out at the same time? WTF? Sorry, Charlize. You are a hottie though, and you made me have some laughs on Top Chef.
Cool, they managed to dust off crazy ass Natasha Leon and sober her up long enough to put her to work. She has so much damn talent, sucks that she lives off the deep end.
ReplyDeleteSo what, Beyonce lost 10 pounds. It's not like she just had a baby or anything (because, we smart folks know she didn't).
Alyson H looks like a green Jelly Baby (British sweetie). Yummy (and someone made them into jewelry)
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Awwww Elle, those sweeties are so cute and yummy-looking. I love all jelly babies, I bite the head off first and then shovel the rest in.
ReplyDeleteAnd Beyonce, you look great but you ain’t fooling anyone. Must have been a yentze baby!
I'm 3 months post partum and my body LOOKS as if I've given birth. I have loose skin, stretch marks and boobs the size of my head. And FYI, if you're dieting, eating egg whites and protein shakes and working out twice a day, then your milk supply will dry up. I just don't believe she was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteAnd just wanted to say hello, I'm new to posting. I've been lurking for a few months now. :)
ReplyDeleteI would definitely fully service David Beckham too. Fo' free.
ReplyDeleteNatasha Lyonne was WONDERFUL on SVU recently, too. I wish good things for her.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce has a lot of energy. If I just had a baby and had been touring since I was a teenager, and I had millions of dollars, I think I would take at least a year off geeezz girl have a rest.
ReplyDeleteBillybob - that's how I eat them too :)
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