Robert DeNiro and Harvey Keitel catch up in the park while they watch over their kids. Hard to believe it has been almost 40 years since
Taxi Driver.
Ashley Judd and her new puffy face sponsored by your local plastic surgeon.
Beyonce is carrying something. Presumably it is a baby. Could just be a doll. I like her circa 1980's Debbie Gibson hat.
Dita von Teese at the new Christian Louboutin show for Crazy Horse.
Hugh Jackman shows off his new beard while hanging out with his daughter.
Speaking of facial hair, Ricky Martin also showed some off.
Meanwhile, Josh Duhamel showed off his new haircut.
Janice Dickinson does not look very happy. Probably heard Tyra made another billion.
Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum at the SXSW premiere of 21 Jump Street.
Taxi Driver.
Ashley Judd and her new puffy face sponsored by your local plastic surgeon.
Beyonce is carrying something. Presumably it is a baby. Could just be a doll. I like her circa 1980's Debbie Gibson hat.
Dita von Teese at the new Christian Louboutin show for Crazy Horse.
Hugh Jackman shows off his new beard while hanging out with his daughter.
Speaking of facial hair, Ricky Martin also showed some off.
Meanwhile, Josh Duhamel showed off his new haircut.
Janice Dickinson does not look very happy. Probably heard Tyra made another billion.
Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum at the SXSW premiere of 21 Jump Street.
Why Josh why?
ReplyDeleteOMG, when I saw the previews for Ashley's new TV show I thought what in the hell has she done with her face and why in the hell is she doing TV now?? I get the feeling she's on the same level as Halle when it comes to the craycray.
Dita looks nice. I really like the dress.
someone need to explain me the hype with the awful beards at Hollywood!
ReplyDeleteafter Pitt and Bale last year, now Laboeuf and Jackman!
Would never have guessed that was Hugh. Is that homeless look for a role?
ReplyDelete"Hi my name is Ricky Martin. I'll be your waiter tonight."
Is Josh D doing Taxi Driver?" You talking to me?"
Janice D's dog is a cutie.
Did we really need a spoof of 21 Jumpstreet?
Ashley's face looks like SHIT.
ReplyDeleteNothing can make Ricky martin ugly. He is just beautiful.
Those are some shitty Mountie uniforms.
ReplyDeleteI think 21 Jump Street looks hilarious. The show was terrible, campy at best.
Ricky Martin, why?
That's a bad look, B.
I can't help but feel that Janice, as wild, unbalanced, out-of-her-mind as she is, is actually a nicer, more trustworthy person than Tyra.
ReplyDeleteI bet Wynona's having a little THANK YOU GOD moment re Ashley's fat face.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big fan of moustaches, but Ricky Martin really is a very beautiful man.
ReplyDeleteOh dang! Ashley Judd was always my girl crush (I know people say she is a bitch but I like her movies). Not so much after that picture.
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill seems to be steadily packing those pounds back on. Is he preparing for a role or just fell off the wagon?
ReplyDeleteNot the most flattering pictures this time around.
ReplyDeleteAshley's face - scary. Why?
ReplyDeleteBeyonce's pants - awful. If you see the whole outfit, they make her calves look like tree trunks.
Dita looks lovely.
ReplyDeleteWho would hire Ashley? I thought she was bi-polar, or just bat shit crazy.
Fucking Keitel in Taxi Driver KILLS!!!
ReplyDeleteGood lord, how high do Beyonce's pants go?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot Mean Streets, Enty, which was De Niro's and Keitel's first movie together and turns 40 next year. Keitel might be my third favorite actor of all time. Watched him in Fingers last week. Awesome movie.
ReplyDeleteI noticed Jonah's flab hanging over his pants on SNL the other night. He's not working out anymore it seems. I'm not seeing 21 Jump Street. Just can't with Channing Tadumb.
Bwahahahaha Janice Dickinson & her dog kinda look alike.
ReplyDeleteIs Ashley Judd's face puffed up from something cosmetic or is she a drinker?
I was thinking possibly steroids. People who are on ones like prednisone often get that puffy face.
ReplyDeleteAshley looks rough. And mean. It's sad because she was very pretty back in her time (circa "Sisters").
ReplyDeleteDita with those two awkward, smushed, uneven, tilting, artificially large ... hey, I was talking about the Mounties!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Jonah s really porking out again...
ReplyDeleteDidn't know Keitel was in the movie Taxi.
ReplyDeleteAshley's dress is too old looking.
Beyonce wants to make believe she gained weight with those pants. Ugly outfit wonder if it's one of her mom's designs LOL
Love Dita's outfits.
Rickey is so cute but not with the mustache.
Ashley Judd caught Lohanitis!
ReplyDeleteI'll pass on 21 Jump (the shark) Street. Looks unbearably stupid.
ReplyDeletei feel ya New Life...she was my girl-crush too, but now, oof! Why can't these beautiful women see when they need to leave well enough alone?
ReplyDeleteAnd ha, I've been thinking Jonah Hill was gaining weight for a bit now...everyone was ragging on him for looking "odd" as a slimmer guy after all, poor guy.
I feel bad for Jonah Hill. Even if I don't like his movies, it's hard enough gaining weight as a nobody. Gaining weight back in front of the world must feel awful.
ReplyDeleteIf he eats healthy and exercises regularly, whatever size he lands at is the size he should be, even if it's not Hollywood-sized. Most actors and actresses starve themselves too much to stay thin, and they'll pay for it later.
@thisoldbroad respectfully disagree that dog is WAY better looking than Janice. That dog looks like my "little" girly girl! Janice looks like a 50 year old lady dressed like a tween on meth.
ReplyDeleteOh Ashley Judd-- karma is a real bitch now isn't it??? Here's hoping the swelling doesn't go down so we can catch a glipse of a meltdown of epic proportions (from a safe distance).
21 Jump Street is, was, and will always be Johnny Depp's shit to me. So the idea of freaking Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum trying to do anything with it really seems shark jumping (like someone said) and just odd to me.
ReplyDeleteI dont know if Janice Dickinson is unhappy, I just think starving yourself for 30+ years would put a permenant frown of discontent on anyone's face. Plus being so tiny cant be good for the skin.
It's good to see Josh Duhamel showcase his douchbaggery to the world through his hair. Now if only he'd get that tattoo that says what this hair style screams, it would be a permanent reminder for everyone to steer clear.
As usual, Dita von Teese is single handedly bringing the old school glam and allure to HOllywood. love her~
Ashley looks like she has had the new procedure Radiesse as does L Lohan. They take a vial of your own blood, process it then re-inject. Makes you look puffy. They use it in Sports medicine.
ReplyDeleteI like Ashley's dress, though.
ReplyDeleteI've said it before, but I do not get Channing Tatum.
On second glance, I guess that's a blouse.
ReplyDeleteDita Van Teese is famous for....what?
ReplyDeleteBeing married to Marilyn Manson can only carry you so far.
Never got it. It's like she wants to (and never will) be Betty Page.
Agree about the 'why?' on 21 Jump Street.
That's a cute pup Janice has
Now we are talkin' the biz...love, love, love Robert and Harvey!
ReplyDeleteAshley has definitely been to Lindsay's plastic surgeon.
ReplyDeleteYikes.
Enough w/ the Mark Salling haircut. I'm OVER it. I saw a kid in the grocery store the other day sporting it. UGH.
I'm kind of appalled by the 21 Jumpstreet remake as well BUT I did see the trailer and it doesn't look THAT bad.
I guess I don't understand non-corrective plastic surgery. People get because they think they look to old and then they come out looking like some uglier, warped version of themselves 7/10 times.
ReplyDeleteNot so keen on Ashley's puffy face (unless it's due to medical reasons rather than fillers, in which case I hope she gets better soon), but I do like her outfit.
ReplyDeleteI will admit I am somewhat jeaLous of any man (or woman, i've been to freakshows before) who cAn grow a beard. Dreams of being a lumberJack shattered, due to my ability to only grow wHat looks like a haNdful of pubes glUed to my face.
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay..Uh, those would be kankles on Bey Bey. JHA.Why the mishmash of upper and lower case? Just curious. I know Dita brings on the class but those bolt ons are too obvious. Why oh why can't they make then look real or at least a bit more natural?
ReplyDeleteIs dita really that small or what? It has to be a trick of the camera or are those guys massive? She's listed as being five foot 6 so idk what's going on there!
ReplyDeleteSomebody needs to tell Jonah that just getting the surgery doesn't keep you thin. You have to work out and diet and shit.
ReplyDeleteJosh Duhamel has moobs! I think he is bigger than me.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for Jonah Hill. He will probably need a strict diet and exercise routine for the rest of his life. He looked to thin for a while. He needs to accept the fact he may always be chubby, but doesn't need to be fat.
Has Hollywood sunk THAT low that they're doing 21 Jump? Naaah, it's purely a tax write-off & a means of giving the rent-boy to the 0001%aka Bohemian Grove crowd,a cover job. The other one probably wrote the script.
ReplyDeleteAshley's dress is stunning! Her face...not so much. The puffiness reminds me of Lara Flynn Boyle's face. I wonder if she is on prednisone for some kind of autoimmune disorder.
ReplyDelete21 Jump Street is getting rave reviews so far.
ReplyDeleteI read a blog sometimes (called the Mock Dock) in which the blogger HATES Ashley Judd. Just hates her. She often posts these totally ridiculous Tweets of Ashley's that are full of New Age bullshit and make no sense whatsoever, things like how she's "dedicating her yoga session today to the children of Somalia" or something. It's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI love Dita. She is so, so glamorous, and I adore how put-together she always is. You'll never see her looking homeless while at the Beverly Center or wherever.
I also love Janice's dog and want to smooshykiss his wrinkled face.
I think the only time Janice Dickenson is capable of looking happy is when someone else is unhappy, preferably if Janice had a hand in it. What a spectacularly unpleasant woman.
ReplyDeleteTheDailyLmo, you have got to spill some more ...
like the "his new beard" joke :)
ReplyDeleteRicky's 'stache reminds me of Gomez Addams.
Does Dita Von Teese do anything anymore?
hope Josh's 'hawk is for a movie, 'cause otherwise it looks stupid.
I feel sorry for Jonah. He gets the weight loss surgery, only to gain it back. That's why I say you need to fix what's going on in your head first before you go under the knife.
I thought I posted about Ashley Judd carrying a "service dog" It really makes me angry when people abuse laws put in place to help people who need it.
ReplyDeletePeople buy a service dog vest online so they can carry their dog in their laps for free instead of paying $100 to put them in the hold or in a cage under the seat in front of them.