Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton before his race in Malaysia.
Prince Charles makes his move on a Princess.
Remember when women used to think Pete Doherty was good looking and Kate Moss dated him and he made cats smoke crack.
Russell Brand hanging out with his new girlfriend at a tattoo parlor over the weekend.
"But mommy, I don't want to get audited anymore. Dad says I should feel grateful that I won't have to be nailed to a cross and auditing is a small price to pay."
AnnaSophia Robb arrives to work on the Carrie Diaries or whatever they are calling it.
Sharon Osbourne and a brown paper bag. Booze!
Ashley Greene on the set of her new show.
Uma Thurman shows off her pregnancy in the Caribbean.
Prince Charles makes his move on a Princess.
Remember when women used to think Pete Doherty was good looking and Kate Moss dated him and he made cats smoke crack.
Russell Brand hanging out with his new girlfriend at a tattoo parlor over the weekend.
"But mommy, I don't want to get audited anymore. Dad says I should feel grateful that I won't have to be nailed to a cross and auditing is a small price to pay."
AnnaSophia Robb arrives to work on the Carrie Diaries or whatever they are calling it.
Sharon Osbourne and a brown paper bag. Booze!
Ashley Greene on the set of her new show.
Uma Thurman shows off her pregnancy in the Caribbean.
Wow I didn't realize Uma was so far into her pregnancy. Every time I see UMa Thurman's name I think of Kathy Griffin telling the story about her at a roast, I forget whose.... So funny
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing this picture on dlisted I've officially hopped off the "Suri is not Tom's kid" train. The older she gets the more she looks like him and she is def going to have his nose, she actually already does..
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The Ugly British Guy Picture Post.
ReplyDeleteNicole's new profession is Lewis' girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteDanielle, she still looks like Josh Hartnett in a wig to me.
ReplyDeleteblech pete doughy.
ReplyDeletethat pictured of prince charles makes me giggle.
I thought Pete Doherty was wearing make up to look that horrible...guess not.
ReplyDeleteOh that poor princess, she looks like she wants to gag!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone think Pete was cute? I thought he was more of a some-women-may-find-that-attractive. He's not cute. And now - ohboy.
ReplyDelete(or should I say doughboy? sorry!)
At least Suri can still show emotion.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I love a good conspiracy theory, I have to admit that I am starting to see more and more of Tom in her face. maybe not so much in this picture, but there are some on DListed where she totally looks like Tom. (OR MAYBE ETHAN FROM LOST).
ReplyDeleteOn board with the didnt know Uma so far along. Actually looks like a normal pregnant female.
ReplyDeleteBtw, pregnant ladies, maxi dresses make u look sloppy and huge.
Poor Suri has just been told that when the contract is up, Tom gets full custody.
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay- Dougherty.
ReplyDeleteThat Suri looks sooo high maintenance. No wonder Katie barely acts any more, she's exhausted from that kid!
ReplyDeleteI bet Princess Mary was a republican when she was officially Australian. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThis is mean, but has Ashley Greene been working the casting couch?
ReplyDeletemaxi dresses look that way even if you aren't a pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy that Uma looks like a real pregnant human.
ReplyDeleteAnd regarding the maxi dresses, they are comfortable and most real, life pregnant women are sloppy and huge, especially if they are short.
Some people just don't gestate well.
Clarification: Uma looks great. I don't gestate well.
ReplyDelete@Maja, I have to agree. She looks just like Tom. Not sure how it's humanly possible, since I really thought he was sterile or whatever, but she looks more like him that Katie.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I'm going to type this, but while I don't disagree that Suri is probably a more high maintenance child than most, my daughter is the same age as Suri and she's prone to having meltdowns over the craziest things when I don't want or need her to. At least in that picture Enty posted, she seems to be acting like a typical six year old. At least, I recognized "that moment" she and Katie are having.
ReplyDelete(I'm a member of the conspiracy theory train that she was actually birthed in December, not April...)
Why is Russel dressed like a homeless Hasid?
ReplyDelete@M, I totally agree - kids have meltdowns and its normal. Most kids also learn that that behaviour is not acceptable as they grow up. I just don't know that Suri has ever been disciplined and I fel incredibly sorry for her, because I think she's going to have a difficult adult emotional life as as result.
ReplyDeleteI could be way off though.
Maybe it's just because I'm a seasoned mom, but I think people (that does include you, Enty) need to layoff Suri. She's a little kid, and no matter how you and I feel about COS, we should cut her and her parents a little slack. Really, how many of us and our kids would deal well with being chased down like dogs everytime we step out in public?
ReplyDeleteI didn't look great gestating, either. I looked like Jessica Simpson does - super huge in the chest and all the way around to my ass. Pre-eclampsia didn't help.
ReplyDeleteIf you scroll down here, you'll see a little of what her life is like. 4th picture down. Honestly, Im not sure I would leave the house.
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I am looking forward to wearing maxi dresses when pregnant, regardless of what anyone thinks. Comfort is key; fashion can take a waaay backseat at that time. At least the maxi dresses are cuter than the muu-muu housecoats I COULD be donning... :)
ReplyDeleteSomeone should elaborate on why the consensus seems to be Suri is a spoiled brat. I have a feeling if my child got photographed all the time, he wouldn't come off looking very sweet. Granted, he's two and at the height of tantrum-throwing age, but still...
ReplyDeleteI dig the maxi dresses preggo or not. And I don't even wear them, as I am a shorty and like to show off the legs. But hell if I was pregnant, I probably would.
ReplyDelete@Anotheramy: Wow, that picture is CRAZY. I can't imagine going through that every time I leave the house, especially being a little kid and having those guys right up in your face.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Uma was that far along either. When is she due? May? How did she keep it under wraps for so long?
ReplyDeleteWell, Suri does usually appear to be having a tantrum. But it seems those are always the pictures posted of her. Maybe she loses it every time 50 dudes with telephoto lenses get in her face and yell at her.
ReplyDeleteShe must have a strange life.
I hope Katie actually mothers and knows and loves this little kid.
You can't tell what really goes on at home, she could be well loved, but just looses it when getting papped.
I don't see Chris Klein in Suri at all. I noticed the resemblance to Tom recently, too...especially her nose. It's sort of sad that she's constantly used as "proof" of her fathers heterosexuality and trotted out for PR. I don't think my kids would love the pap thing either.
ReplyDeleteI aways thought Suri was William Maypother's because when she was younger she looked exactly like him today on DLISTED was the first time I saw how much like the GMD she looks (nose). As for being spoiled I think really Tom and Katie are unwittingly abusing her.DONT drag her out in public at all hours for a pap dog and pony show! shes crying/melting down and Katie is grinning like a special needs person WTF! children have temper tantrums because they cant communicate, early childhood developement 101.
ReplyDeleteThat's Uma?!
ReplyDeleteUma Thurman- pregnanct in the Caribbean. That's the life :D
ReplyDeleteSuri Cruise- she's prob a sweetheart, but the kid always looks like a massive spoilt brat. At least she's tall like her mamma.
Pete Doherty- he's still alive? Ah well. Looks terrible now, and always did (you're on ur own with that generous 'good looking' description Enty!)
*Retraction- maybe Suri is a little madam, but the heart goes out for any kid having to face all those ppl and paps when outside the house. Not good :(
ReplyDeleteOh no Petey, I didn't think he could look worse than those old pics of him with the bloody nose with the coke boogies ... and mention of crack addicted kittens makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteUma looks amazing.
Maxi dresses rule - I hope they stay in fashion for at least one more Southern Hemisphere summer
Ewww, I have NEVER thought Pete Doherty was attractive.
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