Random Photos Part One
Three parts today.
Like a guy headed into a massage parlor, Melanie Griffith tries to be sneaky going to get a chemical peel.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lachey celebrate their public pregnancy announcement with their second vacation in as many weeks. You know, because they work hard.
Pamela Anderson just saw something frightening. A man with a bigger peen than Tommy Lee.
Rumer Willis hits the red carpet with Mike Ditka fan, Trevor Morgan.
Selena Gomez posting bikini photos of herself to the internet while
Tom Hanks' son Chet posts one of him and his girlfriend.
Tara Reid sobers up long enough to promote American Reunion in Australia with Mena Suvari.
Truly random photo. Trudy Styler, Kristin Wiig and Jon Hamm.
Zooey Deschanel meets the hand.
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Lachey celebrate their public pregnancy announcement with their second vacation in as many weeks. You know, because they work hard.
Pamela Anderson just saw something frightening. A man with a bigger peen than Tommy Lee.
Rumer Willis hits the red carpet with Mike Ditka fan, Trevor Morgan.
Selena Gomez posting bikini photos of herself to the internet while
Tom Hanks' son Chet posts one of him and his girlfriend.
Tara Reid sobers up long enough to promote American Reunion in Australia with Mena Suvari.
Truly random photo. Trudy Styler, Kristin Wiig and Jon Hamm.
Zooey Deschanel meets the hand.
one of these days i'd like to see Zooey dress her age and not like a 12 y/o extra on the set of the Brady Bunch circa 1971.
ReplyDeleteBut, jaaaaaaaaaaaaax, she's supposed to be quirky and cute.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why she annoys the hell out of me.
Looks like Potato Head has found the right way to pose that makes her look not so unattractive. I know, I'm a nasty bitch.
ReplyDeleteSherry, I was thinking the same thing. She needs to stick with chin-length shaggy bobs and that pose.
ReplyDeleteI was really hoping that Selena was a good person. I guess this picture confirms her as Not So Innocent.
ReplyDeletePam looks surpisingly good in that photo, must not have opened the bar yet.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that's your hand, Enty. Incoming restraining order!
ReplyDeleteChet Hanks seems like he might be a bit of a TOOL.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/#!/chethaze
@Jax, LOL!
ReplyDeleteTara Reid: posture, girl!
The only thing wrong with Jon Hamm is his girlfriend :(
EmEyeKay, the only thing wrong with Jon Hamm is that he's not between my thighs right now.
ReplyDeleteI want hundreds of dollars' worth of pants, a cheese sandwich, and a picture of Jon Hamm every day.
ReplyDeletei don't know how sneaky melanie g. can be in that fabulous bentley continental gtc. *lusts*
ReplyDeletei can't help but think nick lachey is just a relationship guy (and i have nothing to base this on, other than she appeared to be the rebound girl)...idt vanessa is the great love of his life, but god love him, i betcha he'll stick around for a good long while for the sake of the baby.
rumer willis is a good reminder why i refuse to get a tattoo.
selena is adorable, and good for her for enjoying her youth.
idg chet hanks' tat...is he letting us know that the sun is endless or forever?
why helllooo, jon hamm. *swoon*
i'm so over zooey deschadouche and her 1991 hoisery. she's a talented, beautiful girl, but let me know when she's done w/ the ridic hipster schtick.
Rumer, eek. The chin, the chin!
ReplyDeleteIt seems like guys love zooey, and my husband was outraged when I said I'm sick of her shtick! Glad to see others here who feel the same.
ReplyDeleteRe: tara, yep only thing I thought was horrible posture.
The picture of Jon Hamm makes me think he probably is the secret lush I read about once in a while.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how Chet looks nothing like Tom Hanks and Colin is the spitting image of him.
Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm have to be doing it. C'mon, I can't be the only one who thinks this!
ReplyDeleteI love Zooey, mostly because I covet her hair. She's doing her schtick just like all the young female singers around at the moment. She'll get over it.
ReplyDeleteIs Chet Rita's son or someone else's. I always thought Colin looked like Tom x Rita and was super shocked when I found out he was from a previous relationship.
but, but Zooey is adorkable! She says so herself.
ReplyDeleteChet is Rita's son with Tom. Colin is from Tom's first marriage.
He was going to Northwestern University and pretending he was a rapper.
Chet is Rita's son with Tom, and he seems like an absolute douche. He thinks himself a rapper.
ReplyDeleteColin is from Tom's first marriage.
Ho-lee shit could Trudi Styler's face get any more fucked up?? Can she even see? Her ridiculous chipmunk cheeks make her eyes look like two pissholes in the snow. AND SHE PAID MONEY TO LOOK LIKE THAT. Boggles my fucking mind.
ReplyDeleteWow. Rumer does look good here. Ditto the comments about how she should pose.
ReplyDeleteCan I point out that Tom Hanks' son is DELICIOUS!? Wow. I didn't know he was a douche, but he doesn't need to talk. Just needs to flex.
Question: What do Nick Lachey and his woman do for a living, and to pay for all those holidays?
ReplyDeleteDoes Matt Leinart give him an allowance or something?
LMAO at Tom Hanks' son!
Ridiculous photo that looks straight out of "Room 23"... Where's Himmmm, btw?
Nick & Vanessa must do what Leanne Rimes does.
DeleteThe Jon Hamm comments are hilarious. He is sex on a stick!
ReplyDeleteAnd - what Jax said.
@CJ: I 100% agree. Chet is gorgeous! I don't care if he's a douche. I'll just look at his picture.
ReplyDeleteBetter enjoy that full time vacation while you can Lemonjello-Lacheys!
ReplyDeleteChet Haze is his rap name. Umm...
This was also a good read on ole Chet.
I kinda wondered about Wiig/Hamm too.
LOL @ "1991 hosiery"
Is it wrong that I can't stop staring at Selena Gomez' butt? It's fabulous.
ReplyDeleteIt may be...but I've got the same problem. The staring, that is. Not the fab bum. :(
DeleteWhat Jax said... I liked Zooey on Weeds when she was a guest star, but that was 4 years ago... stop playing slightly different versions of the same character!
ReplyDeleteTotally dig Rumer's shoes if they were 1/2 size bigger-- so tacky to have her toes hanging off. Agreed this is the "best" she has looked in my memory.
I'm thinking that pic of Jon Hamm isn't 100% random. Wonder how well he knows Ms. Wiig.
As far as "Chet Haze" is concerned, nothing sounds stupider than a rich white kid trying to sound like he's a gangbanger from the hood and failing miserably. "Dat shit be cray, yo!" Whatever, CHET.
ReplyDeleteAdd Mena Suvari to my list from the other day.
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm was in the audience of SNL last Sat. so I guess he and Kristin were posing at an after party? I read that Dina Lohan and Realhousewives Jill Zarin were at one party. Lindsay gets all the big names.
ReplyDeleteJon was in the audience in case Lindsay screwed up he was the back-up host.
Chet Haaaazzze in da house. He looks nothing like his parents I'm so confused. And it totally does look like a pic from Room 23. Audition photo for the Lady Jenkins?
ReplyDeleteMiranda- I TOTALLY think they're doing it too!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you see at the end of SNL when everybody is hugging during the credits rolling....Kristen and Jon looked VERYYYY friendly and super comfortable with each other.And here they are again hmmmmmmmmmm....
Jax- YES, a thousand times YES. At least this time Enty didnt call her 'the Zooey' though, so there's that ;O
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ReplyDelete@Jason - I met Mena a few years ago, she was very sweet and showed me some of her photography (polaroids). She seemed tiny, but I was wearing tall boots, so it's hard to say. I'd say go for it :)
ReplyDeleteGlad I checked back, everyone's Jon Hamm comments are killing me.
Jon Hamm is ridiculously good looking. Swoon is an understatement. That being said, he was k wiig's jerk sex buddy in bridesmaids and they just filmed a film together also cost seeing his gf, Jennifer westfeldt. I might be a stalker...anywho, he and wiig have crazy cray chemistry, but I can't help but think they're really good friends...or that his role in bridesmaids came to fruition. ;-)
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteYou mean to make money?
But Leanne was a quite successful singer, and should still have plenty of money from her career.
Lachey, on the other hand... I don't think boy band money goes as far as that.
Laze chay is still worming through the ample divorce settlement he got from Jessica Simpson. Think it was about $15 to 20 mil maybe more..no prenup...hence the constant vacays
ReplyDeleteI'll just say that it's all about the angles with Chet Haze.
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