Lil Wayne brings a magazine on dates. Hopefully it is a parenting magazine.
Miley Cyrus goes for a jog with one of her dogs.
When Nicole Kidman starts hanging out with her trainer, things always get interesting.
Natalie Portman after temple on Saturday.
Not going to temple, but going to LAX, was Orlando Bloom with his son.
Not temple or the airport, but Prince Harry did bump heads after church on Sunday in the Bahamas.
He also got a lovely present of a turtle.
Paula McCartney at his daughter's fashion show.
Pippa Middleton gets randomly kissed in Sweden.
Vanessa Hudgens with a gun? Yeah, this movie will make a lot of money.
Is L'il Wayne on a date, or babysitting?
ReplyDeleteFingers on triggers, muzzle safety violation...set armorer! Remove and secure the weapons until these young ladies pass the firearms safety class!
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, they're fake guns but you let things get sloppy and the next thing you know you've got a Hexum or Brandon Lee on your hands. Actors are notoriously stupid about firearm safety.
hmmmmm....what's that about Kidman?
ReplyDeleteThe mere thought of Lil Wayne breathing on me grosses me out, what with the metal teeth and all... It's strange that so many women allow him to touch them.
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ReplyDeleteAnd shortly after that photo was taken, Lil Wayne's date, four cheerleaders and a referee all got pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI hope Miley is not jogging in those shoes.
ReplyDeleteOh no...Josh Hutch already looks like he has that cocky, hollywood attitude coming on. I'm worried, cause I LOVE Peeta...and I think Josh is adorable.
ReplyDeleteSince one does one attend synagogue (please do not call it "temple") on Sunday?
ReplyDelete@vicky - that was great!
ReplyDeleteI am wondering about Vanessa Huggins and if she fits into the blind at all today. Like maybe her and Ashley Tisdale as opposed to Miley and that crew?
That makes sense.
DeleteSaturday for Jewish services, I wonder if he converted yet and had his surgery ?
ReplyDeleteMiley is that a mini husky ? So cute.
Lil Wayne's knees are hideous, he needs to keep them covered up.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I find Miley to be very unattractive even though she is not ugly, there's something about her face that I just don't like.
Sword and dress spurs, with a beret? What regiment has that for a dress uniform?
ReplyDeleteIt's Prince Hot Ginge. He can wear whatever he wants. :D
ReplyDeleteTT - Enty wrote Saturday, not Sunday
ReplyDeleteAlso, you can attend 'gogue for several reasons beyond the Sabbath. One local to me had a Purim party this past Sunday. It's like church - lots of activities on other days of the week, it's not like everything happens only on Sunday.
Miley's dog is SO CUTE! I WANT!!
ReplyDeletePrince Harry is smokin' hot!!!
ReplyDeleteMiley's dog is cute and she is so NOT. And her running form looks rather goofy.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Miley is really running. She's wearing the wrong clothes (are those jean shorts?), her shoes are NOT running shoes, and her form looks awkward. This is as absurd to me as a runner as creepy child bride was running in high heels.
ReplyDeleteShe was probably out walking her dog and the dog started running.
No bites on the Nicole Kidman and her trainer comment? He doesn't quite look straight, so I wonder how things get "interesting". Do they get injections together?!
ReplyDeleteMiley's legs are like stakes. Long, but totally shapeless. Ick.
ReplyDeleteOrlando's baby is so damn cute.
woah, you could cut through diamonds with those nipples, Nicole.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Sir Paul is terribly thin.
ReplyDelete@timebob I had the same reaction to Nicole's pic.... whoa, serious nipple alert. Don't get what the hint is there though either.
ReplyDelete@B. Profane I have never told you but I LOVE your name its from my favorite book ever. If I was thoughtful I would have gone w a name from V too.
^Me too about the nipples, lol.
ReplyDeleteWonder what that sitch is all about?
Miley looks Spastic LOL. Her dog is a Husky which are so beautiful. Not sure if it's a mini but I think she got it as a pup.
ReplyDeleteNicole has never been that good of an actress. Only certain movies she was so so.
Vanessa H. always has her lips puckered up lol.
For all that many of you think I'm an intellectual snob, I'm impressed by the number of you who sussed the Pynchon reference.
ReplyDeleteI still think you're a grammar nazi B. Profane, but adorable :)
ReplyDeleteMIley looks like she is in an outtake from National Lampoon's Vacation (cousin Vicky?).
ReplyDeleteIs it part of weapons protocol that if you are a young female posing for pictures with guns or knives, you must have duck lips?
ReplyDeleteI too am wondering about the puckered lip look. Lots of teens post their pictures with the pucker.
ReplyDeleteLil Wayne has to be the stupidest looking individual on the planet. And why must he look so grimy?
ReplyDeleteMiley's got stumpy legs. Cankles!
Pippa is just not that attractive. At least not for the attention she's getting. I'm annoyed with the coverage of her here in Canada, I can just imagine how brutal it is in England.
@Anita OMG when you type that I can literally hear Kevin Nealon yelling "Cankles"! at some lady on Weeds... it was really funny. But you right Miley's legs are fug and those shorts.... why would you ever wear let alone run in those shorts?! It hurts my eyes.
ReplyDelete@B. Profane- never heard of a schlemiel grammar nazi before. Regards, The Whole Sick Crew
@TT I think Enty did write Saturday; and since when are we not supposed to call it "temple"? I grew up going to temple -- the reforms call it temple, the orthodox call it synagogue.
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ReplyDeleteDitto JessieE- that comment was strangely Jewish-police like.If any group needs to stand as one strong kick ass group, it's the millennia's-long prosecuted Jews.
ReplyDeletePicking apart certain wordage is lame-o.
Plus, in most Jewish family lineage, like, for instance mine on my dad's, we have orthodox jews (who dont use electricity on the Sabbath) and reform (who enjoy the hell outta their non-kosher bacon filled life ;) haha.
Kidman's boobs like fake.
Also, Lil Wayne has massive headphones on his neck as well as the 'zine. That must be jsut in case, ya know, his date deigns to speak, so he can drown her out. PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT FTW (it appalls me that cutey Drake is under this dude's wing) It's like being under the wing of a rabid horny vampire bat with gold teeth.
I'll second Miley being inexplicablly unattractive (despite her resonable looks). She's just SUCH a goober. This pic is case in point. I do like that little husky looking doggie.I had an urge to pop him in my mouth, so I know in person his cuteness must be intense~
meant to say PERSECUTED, not prosecuted, duh jasmine
ReplyDeleteWe call it the 'gogue, but members of my fam have let a "temple" slip every once in a while. Come from hasidim on mom's mom's side and reform on mom's dad's side, but most are reform in this generation.
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ReplyDeleteI'm gonna give Nic a pass on having a good-looking trainer cos you know what??? If I had money like she does, I would hire me the BEST looking trainer and that might get me to work out more. Then go home to my honeybuns and show him how hard I've been working out!!!! (And my personal chef, who cooks me healthy food but tastes like sin, would be equally as good looking). Only in my fantasy, my trainer is named Sven and he's blonde.
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Sir Paul and the Missus look very happy but yes she looks mighty thin. Do they know that there are hearty veggie burgers on the market now??????
PS: Sven also has nicer legs that Nic's trainer, but hey, different strokes....
ReplyDeleteI just want to pinch Natalie Portman's baby's legs. Omg, how cute :)
ReplyDeleteKidman looks like she'd be about as exciting as a tongue depressor in bed. Just saying.
Enty, you leave Nicole's trainer alone!!! I take his spin class and I LOVE HIM!!! He also has a boyfriend who looks EXACTLY like him, which is kind of creepy. But my god what a nice guy and GREAT trainer. She's come to class before and she's very low key and works hard. I can't be mad at her for that.
ReplyDeleteActually the Orthodox would call it a "shul." Synagogue is a Greek word.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe people are still hiring Vanessa Hudgens. She was by far the worst part of Sucker Punch, and that's really saying something.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Ashley Benson is only a smidgeon better. Eek! Looking at IMDB, Heather Morris is in the film too! As much as I love Brittany, Heather is an abominable actress. Which isn't really her fault, since she never intended to go into acting - they just fell in love with her when she came to teach the Glee kids how to dance. She's an amazing dancer, but that doesn't mean she should be getting any acting parts.
ReplyDeleteWhat a trainwreck this movie is going to be. Do they think that James Franco's acting ability is going to make up for the fact that the rest of the cast sucks donkey balls?
@lutefisk
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was coming to say. Most of the Jewish people I know call it that. Actually, all of them do.
Why for the life of me anyone would let Lil Wayne's dick near them is beyond me.....
ReplyDeletethere's just something i find incredibly trashy about vanessa hudgens. i don't know if she has a bad reputation or not, but something about the set of her face, her pout just irks me
ReplyDeleteFor those questioning the comment about Kidman and her trainer, when Kidman was pregnant, she was out jogging with another trainer in some park in CA. A paps was taking pictures from a distance and must have photographed something very scandalous because the trainer beat him up and took his camera. Team Kidman notified FlyNet of the location of the stolen camera, but the memory card was taken out of it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've always heard it called "shul" or "temple" from my Jewish friends. Didn't know it was an issue. ???
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