The good news for Phillip Austin Collins is that unlike his uncle, musician Phil Collins, Phillip has all his hair. The bad news is he will probably go to jail for a very long time after being caught trying to smuggle coke from Lima. Phillip and two other men were on a yacht in a Lima harbor when police heard them jamming to Sussudio at really high volumes. Apparently the police are not a fan of Phil leaving Genesis so they stormed the yacht where they found the drugs hidden inside fire extinguishers.
Yikes. a Peruvian prison. Maybe he can bunk with Joran Vandersloot.
ReplyDeleteHoly forehead Batman!
ReplyDeleteYeah, he might still have the hair in the family but he also got all the stupid, so I guess it's a fair trade off ;P
Wait, what? How did they know to look in fire extinguishers? Is that a routine hiding place for drugs? Sounds like someone narced on them.
ReplyDelete"Now she don't even know my name, but I think she likes me just the same...."
ReplyDeleteI'll be stuck with that all day.
Sussudio makes me think of Christian Bale in American Psycho. His rants about 80s music alone make that film great.
ReplyDeleteLol Enty!
ReplyDeleteyes enty, I laughed out loud at this one even though I pity him his inevitable long stay in the peruvian prison.
ReplyDeleteRight!? @weezy I was thinking damn that seems like that would be a brilliant place to hide it! Dogs i guess?
ReplyDeleteAlthough pointer everyone... peanut butter apparently screws with their sense of smell. I learned this from a cop. Do with it what you will...
This is all that needs to be said about Sussudio. And I've been trying to nail this dance routine down for years now.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRv1vsgNuJ0
@omama
ReplyDeleteomg I used to be IN LOVE with Michael Young!!! Funny, I'm probably a good 15 years older than he was in that clip but I still find him yummy...lol.
@Majik
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you checked it out! Duffy's mesmerizing moves never get old for me. And yes, I seriously wish my geriatric ass could do half of what he does out there (I can't even do the head moves).
He looks like the love child of Beavis and Dwight Schrute.
ReplyDeleteAw, I was going to do a "Smuggler's Blues" lyrics reference but then I remembered that was Glenn Frey's Miami Vice song, and Genesis had a different Miami Vice song. Unless he was in the Land of Confusion about drugs being on the boat, I've got nothing.
ReplyDeleteHa! Sussidio used to be my ringtone! That was my jam, yo!
ReplyDeleteI thought Dexter finally got caught!
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