Sunday, March 18, 2012

No One Wants A Date With Adrian Grenier


Adrian Grenier offered himself and a bubble bath to people at an auction for a charity benefit. So, does this mean you get Adrian and him in a bubble bath or he will give you one? How exactly is this going to work? Apparently, despite his best intentions, it was no very popular and not even close to being the most popular item bid. According to the NY Post, the most popular item was a bottle of whiskey which went for $94,000. People flew in from around the world specifically to bid on the bottle because only 11 exist in the world. If they had given it to me last night there would be 10 left. I guess you just look at it? Cheaper than art, but it is like a mini bar. Eventually you get tired of looking and you want that $10 mini bag of Oreo cookies.


40 comments:

  1. Don't find him attractive at ALL. Looks like a Neanderthal.

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  2. Maybe the bubble bath was what Grenier was going to take prior to the dinner, to wash some of the douchebaggyness off of himself?

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  3. ^Me either but it's nice he was at least trying for charity, IMO. That said, I would have never bid on that bath.

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  4. ... and good morning, Dixie!

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  5. Take the fact that he played a cheesy mess that would fuck any attractive chick on his tv show and couple that with the reality that his face is fug and he looks like he smells bad most of the time - yeah, not a stretch that he didn't have many takers.

    Need to catch my breath after that run on rant.

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  6. @EmEyeKay - Good morning to you also & ew! ;^]

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  7. ^it also just hit me that it's 12:50 p.m. here, heh.

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  8. Kudos for him offering himself up for charity, but no. Don't find him attractive at all. Wonder if he is as douchy as he looks.

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  9. I have a sex dream about him, without fail, once every six months or so. I'm a sucker for dark guys with light eyes.

    I really don't find him douchey like I do Kevin Dillon or the guy who played E. To me, Grenier just seems like a chill hippie/granola type.

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  10. From what I've heard, he's a really nice guy.

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  11. @LMSAM - omg, lol. I usually like that 'type' as well but he looks really gross to me in that photo. Wasn't he in 'Drive Me Crazy' though? I thought he was adorable in that, if that was him. Now I gotta go watch BritBrit's 'Crazy' video.

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  12. It was so him & I fucking love Britney.

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  13. Anything that may have been attractive about him disappeared the second he started hanging out with Wonky McVlatrex.

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  14. Wasn't he semi-cute for a few weeks, when he was Anne H's boyfriend in that Prada movie? When he was guilting her into giving up the best job of an entire lifetime, to listen to his hipster crap in their miserable apartment? That was him, right? I get my unshaven D-listers mixed up sometimes.

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  15. @Dixie - wow. I think we may just be the only people that have seen that movie. And admit to it... I can't help it- I love me some cheesy 90s movies.

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  16. I have always found him sexy.

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  17. I can smell this man from where I'm currently sitting. AND he has smoker's teeth.

    Do NOT get his appeal.

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  18. I remember him from Drive Me Crazy and Devil Wears Prada. I've nver seen entourage, so he's still cute to me.

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  19. I'd bonk him. Twice.

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  20. He offered it on the spot -- and the NY Post doesn't say what the date with him went for, though the fact that it went for less than $94,000 does NOT mean no one bid on it, the bid wasn't high, or that no one wants a date with him.

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  21. This sounds really mean but when he doesn't smile, he's ridiculously attractive. But only when I'm ovulating. Weird?

    I know he spent some time with Paris, but I am telling myself its because he's simply naive and wanted to be a nice guy.

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  22. He's fucked Paris. I wouldn't date him either.

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  23. Umm...No pass. If we are auctioning off the HBO guys call me when TRUE BLOOD comes up.

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  24. Personally, I think hes cute but, my first thought was "oh I bet hes one of those smelly stars"

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  25. I think he passed his prime. He was really hot a few years ago

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  26. Ahem...I *own* Drive Me Crazy (and many other horrendously bad 90's teen movies).

    The charity event was for Adrien's charity, so even if his bubble bath didn't get much, I'm sure he's pretty happy about the $94k Glenfiddich.

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  27. I think he's cute, watched his documentary on the kid paparazzi, good first try. seemed down to earth and rather nice.

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  28. Wait if he raised 94k for HIS charity - that is awesome. Glad to hear he isn't as douchy as he can look (yes, he did clean up nice for the Prada movie). He actually shares a lot of features with my better half (he just grooms himself more).

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  29. He did a great and very personal documentary about reconnecting with his absentee hippee father awhile back. I've liked him ever since seeing it. Seemed to be an insightful and self aware guy.

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  30. @MotherCampfire...no, not weird at all. Who do I find ridiculously attractive when I'm ovulating? Jeremy Piven. Now I KNOW there's something wrong with me... :/ Something about Entourage made some of these guys just seem way more attractive than they are. Could it be possible it's their dbaggery? Ugh, stupid ovaries.

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  31. Maybe the women didn't want to give him the bubble bath.

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  32. That what such a sweet heart thing to do, spur of the moment and all too. If I had money I would have bid, if I won there would be some mighty awkward moments as I am shy, broke and really lame LOL

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  33. That was such a sweet heart thing to do, ect ect..... I am also in grade 2 LOL

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  34. I had no clue who this guy was. Okay, now I vaguely remember THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA. Okay.

    Yeah, I'd hit it. Oof, that was kind of crude. Yes, I would go on a date with this gentleman. But alas, I am like ooopsitsme, in that I am also shy, broke, and lame. Pity.

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  35. I saw him a couple of months ago and he's a stone cold fox in person. He also seemed very kind.

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  36. He looks like my cousin Ricky, so the thought kinda skeeves me out. Adrian is also not that great of an actor, but made it very lucky with a hit show and great cast who totally carried him. Adrian might want to consider a 9 to 5 job.

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  38. @cornbread...must be something VERY wrong with me. I find Piven attractive ALL of the time. ::sigh::

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