Wednesday, March 07, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT music superstar is singing the blues over his soon-to-be ex-wife’s threat to write a tell-all book about his dirty sex secrets? Turns out that the “irreconcilable differences” she cited in her divorce papers were code for addiction to porn and seedy low-rent massage parlors!

21 comments:

  1. arrrfff arrrfff arrffff Seal?

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  2. Oh my, I wouldn't be surprised he said repeatly in very early interviews the hookers were so much easier than having a "real" relationship.

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  4. I'm going to toss this out there:
    Kenny G?

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  5. I would think Seal and Heidi each have enough baggage that they won't be talking outside of the classroom.

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  6. Heidi would never.

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  7. I am so bad at these. I have no idea about any of these (most of the time) until I read the comments. :^,

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  8. Dixie, I'm in the same boat, unless they're BLINDINGLY obvious.

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  9. Anonymous7:57 AM

    Heidi has small kids with him and I think she has too much class to do that nonsense.

    Who has no class and less money than the man? I type this as I'm looking at the pic of LL bent over a stove lighing a cigarette.

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  10. What male music star *doesn't* have those issues?

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  11. What about J-Lo and Marc Anthony?

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  12. Is Marc Anthony an A list music star?

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  13. Did Heidi initiate the divorce proceedings? Would Seal be considered a Superstar? He made a brief splash in the 90s, but I am not sure I would consider him a superstar.

    Those things said, I have to admit they are a pretty good guess. Heidi is a class act, but when you are facing fresh hurt you might end up lashing out and behaving in ways that aren't typical.

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  14. Anonymous9:13 AM

    I don't think JLo would write a tell-all...she has fought tooth and nail to keep one of her exes from doing the same thing (or something revealing, like a sex tape or nude photos, I can't remember which). My point is, Marc probably has just as much dirt on JLo as she does on him. That relationship is mostly a wash. My curiosity is piqued by the commenter who mentioned Kenny G and his soon-to-be-ex. Hmmmmm?

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  15. Isn't Kenny G's wife trying to get full custody of their kid/kids? I thought Enty has posted about that a while back and said he was curious why. I don't know if he is an A list star though, or if I just don't want to accept he is.

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  16. I agree that it's kenny G. How scandalous.

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  17. For some reason my 8yo knows who Kenny G is and I find this extremely amusing.

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  18. I'm on the JLo/Marc Anthony bandwagon. He is A++ List worldwide.

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  19. I don't think it's Kenny G. I think the "music superstar" is a singer with a bluesy voice, making the "singing the blues" a built-in clue. Doesn't mean I have a guess.

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