National Enquirer Blind Item
WHAT music superstar is singing the blues over his soon-to-be ex-wife’s threat to write a tell-all book about his dirty sex secrets? Turns out that the “irreconcilable differences” she cited in her divorce papers were code for addiction to porn and seedy low-rent massage parlors!
arrrfff arrrfff arrffff Seal?
ReplyDeleteOh my, I wouldn't be surprised he said repeatly in very early interviews the hookers were so much easier than having a "real" relationship.
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ReplyDeleteI'm going to toss this out there:
ReplyDeleteKenny G?
I would think Seal and Heidi each have enough baggage that they won't be talking outside of the classroom.
ReplyDeleteHeidi would never.
ReplyDeleteI am so bad at these. I have no idea about any of these (most of the time) until I read the comments. :^,
ReplyDeleteDixie, I'm in the same boat, unless they're BLINDINGLY obvious.
ReplyDeleteHeidi has small kids with him and I think she has too much class to do that nonsense.
ReplyDeleteWho has no class and less money than the man? I type this as I'm looking at the pic of LL bent over a stove lighing a cigarette.
Poor Heidi
ReplyDeleteWhat male music star *doesn't* have those issues?
ReplyDeleteWhat about J-Lo and Marc Anthony?
ReplyDeleteIs Marc Anthony an A list music star?
ReplyDeleteDid Heidi initiate the divorce proceedings? Would Seal be considered a Superstar? He made a brief splash in the 90s, but I am not sure I would consider him a superstar.
ReplyDeleteThose things said, I have to admit they are a pretty good guess. Heidi is a class act, but when you are facing fresh hurt you might end up lashing out and behaving in ways that aren't typical.
I don't think JLo would write a tell-all...she has fought tooth and nail to keep one of her exes from doing the same thing (or something revealing, like a sex tape or nude photos, I can't remember which). My point is, Marc probably has just as much dirt on JLo as she does on him. That relationship is mostly a wash. My curiosity is piqued by the commenter who mentioned Kenny G and his soon-to-be-ex. Hmmmmm?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Kenny G's wife trying to get full custody of their kid/kids? I thought Enty has posted about that a while back and said he was curious why. I don't know if he is an A list star though, or if I just don't want to accept he is.
ReplyDeleteI agree that it's kenny G. How scandalous.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason my 8yo knows who Kenny G is and I find this extremely amusing.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the JLo/Marc Anthony bandwagon. He is A++ List worldwide.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Kenny G. I think the "music superstar" is a singer with a bluesy voice, making the "singing the blues" a built-in clue. Doesn't mean I have a guess.
ReplyDeleteDEMI & ASHTON
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