Derek Jeter's now ex-girlfriend, Minka Kelly was spotted making out and groping Wilmer Valderrama. I really hope she is Derek's ex-girlfriend because this would make things awkward unless of course they are free to do who they want. They are on again and off again so much that it is like watching an episode of Teen Mom. Whenever you make out with Wilmer Valderrama you really need to be drunk or in a blackout state because you are going to thoroughly regret it the next day. He is not nice. He will talk about you. If you are named Demi he will help drive you to rehab and make sure your life continues to be messed up when you get out by calling you every five seconds and being a passive aggressive jerk. He will take your virginity and then make a separate tally for those. Minka must know these things. But, it did not stop her from doing it anyway.
How does he still get women? He's a creeper
ReplyDeleteTalk about a step down. Jeter has true fame, wealth, and talent. Plus, he doesn't kiss and tell. Wilmer has the look of a weasel, the smell of hot dog water, the decorum of Joe Francis, and no class. He's some bizarro Marquis de Sade without the imagination.
ReplyDeleteMinka has sunk really low.
I am supposed to worry about this star-f***er and the chance that banging Wilbur Voldemort will cheapen her brand? Puh-leeeez.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteBarton Fink speaks for us all!
ReplyDeleteWhat an idiot.....
ReplyDeleteHe is the worse, skilled at manipulating and destroying women. When he broke up with Lilo, I knew it would destroy her, and it did. I refuse to watch any project he's involved in, that's all I can do...
ReplyDeleteHe's no better than a frat boy date rapist.
ReplyDeleteDoes this guy have a cock of gold or something? He is so obviously bad news, I don't know why any woman would give him the time of day.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she a little old for him? He usually goes for the teenagers.
ReplyDeleteYou don't need intelligence to be an actor - so why be surprised when they do stupid things?
ReplyDeleteWhat? She's at least 14 years older than he normally likes them.
ReplyDeleteOh, and the rumor is that he can golf with his dick. I guess he has the only big dick in Hollywood the way these gals jump at a chance to hop on it. He is such a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteNoooooo Minka! Say it ain't so! How can you go from Derek Jeter to that sts carrying troll?
ReplyDeleteI know I can't be the only woman in the world that couldn't care less about schlong size? I mean, I wouldn't want one of either extreme, but it's not something I obsessed over in my dating years. Maybe there's some bragging rights thing among H-Wood women.
ReplyDeleteMy God. I'm sure moving on after Jeter must be difficult because it's kind of hard to top Derek Jeter (sigh...) but him? Ew ew ew. And she's so stunning, she can really have her pick of any guy.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, where do you go after Jeter? Brad Pitt?
Agree with ChopChop - she's a little old for him, he must be desperate. If their age doesn't end in 'teen' he usually has no interest.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding, she's like an old lady for his type
ReplyDeleteGroooooooss. I hate reading about a douchebag like this because more than likely, he'll never be put in his proper place. Homeboy, you are nas-tee.
ReplyDeleteLayna Day gets today's creative writing award. Awesome description!
ReplyDelete@Barton Fink- Agreed. He's a total loser, but she's not much better. Minka also dated that loser John Mayer. She looks like a nice, beautiful girl but the men she dates tells a different story.
ReplyDeleteI really like your choice of headline. Succumbs, makes me think of disease. In his case, not far off.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Nernershuman - I NEVER thought size was remotely relevant. Technique is EVERYTHING! As for Minka - she always struck me as a little more sensible than this. Either she was blind drunk or she's not as smart as she comes across.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, regarding size, ehem, there IS such a thing as TOO small IMO or too thin, but we dont have to go there lololol.
ReplyDeleteAnyways...I never thought much of Derek Jeter anyways. So to me, Minka is still swimming in slimy waters, but has simply suctioned onto another slimy creature in the black lagoon of STDs she apparently likes to swim in~
Derek seems to date someone until it becomes news, then gets rid of her...pronto. The women he's with look almost exactly alike as well...except for the whackass Mimi.
ReplyDeleteI'm a guy and even I think that shitheel should have his dick repossessed.
ReplyDeleteI'm into the new show Awake, but I throw up in my mouth a bit every time Wilmer is in a scene.
ReplyDeleteMinka, Minka, Minka. You disappoint me, girl. Thought you had more sense than this. Scrub yourself down with something strong and regroup. This behavior is not acceptable.
NOOOOO...what is she insane? Why would she lower herself to that level? You don't go from Jeter to loser Wilmer toxic Valderama. Oh God...blame it on the alcohol.
ReplyDeleteWhat Barton said!!
ReplyDeleteDerek Jeter is no less sleazy than Fez. Have none of you ever seen the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree from a few years back?
ReplyDeleteTalk about the gift that keeps on giving.
Succumbs? was Ketamine involved?
ReplyDeleteI think Wilmer is attractive but his rep makes him...revolting.
ReplyDeleteThis girl is GORGEOUS. She sure has shit taste in men.
Jeter is NOT attractive and is a disrespectful swine.
ReplyDeletebut...really?
Wilmer? Ugh!!!
You finally used her name, along with "ex-girlfriend". Thank you!
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