Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Are Not Engaged

I know you have probably been on the edge of your seat for a few days wondering whether Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are engaged. Probably could not sleep at all this weekend wondering if there was going to be some internationally televised wedding and whether you could handle 24/7 coverage of Miley and reality specials and book and magazine deals and how you would feel like all sanity would be crushed from your soul if this were the case. For now you can relax. Reports that the pair are engaged is apparently premature. Miley has been wearing a nice sized rock on her finger, but it is not an engagement ring. Or it, is, but they are saying it is not until they make some sort of exclusive monetizing deal to announce it.