Brahim Zaibat aka Madonna's latest boy toy actually decided he wanted to be with Madonna long term. Like forever. Apparently the idiot proposed to her about three weeks ago but she has still not given him an answer. Why on earth would he want to marry her? Looking from the outside I can see no possible reason why anyone would want to marry her. Money? Not enough in the world for me to put up with her bossing me around all day. Maybe the guy thinks it is better than whatever other job he could have and wants to make it permanent. You know, health insurance, 401K, and retirement at the end of 20 years when she divorces him or is 73 and then the relationship seems more strange than it is now.
What did he propose with? A ring from a cracker jack box?
ReplyDeleteShe said she'll never marry again, so lets see what happens..
ReplyDeleteIf only Jesus had proposed to her, I think she would have said yes. It would have been a great headline, "Madonna marries Jesus".
ReplyDelete@Jenn719 - awesome!
ReplyDeleteFor a meal ticket, she's not so bad. He could do worse. And she likes to get it on, so why not?
She won't say yes. She's probably been cracking up laughing for the last three weeks.
She doesn't need to be married and she can have anyone one wants at this point.
ReplyDeleteJEN719-You are totally my hero!
ReplyDeleteoh @Jenn how funny!!
ReplyDeleteit's cute he asked, even though she might be a pain in the ass living in a castle in London is better then living on the streets.
No way is she ever going to marry this guy. But as nolachickie said, for a meal ticket he could do much worse. Anyway, I don't think Vadge is as controlling as she is making herself out to be. Her daughter seems to know that at least. And you can only be controlled if you let yourself.
ReplyDeleteThis is the guy that had a boyfriend when he first started seeing her - good luck with that.
ReplyDelete"Looking at her from the outside I can see no possible reason why anyone would want to marry her."
ReplyDeleteHUH? Do you really think she's THAT ugly or is that just an ageist joke? There are many men, maybe even a few good ones, that might find her desirable. Now whether they STAY with her is another story.
@Jenn, TOO funny!
ReplyDeleteLol Jenn. I guess he wants to lock in his sugar momma.
ReplyDeleteI'd wife her. She seems normal. How else should an aging popstar act? Get fat and glassy eyed like Britney? She takes care of herself and puts an effort up. Whats not to lile? Rumour has it all women are bossy, this one is rich enough, and worked hard, to deserve that trait
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, I think it's sweet that he thinks he has a choice in the matter.
ReplyDeleteoh please, he'll be "dumped" like the Brazilian guy Madge was with for about 15 seconds. rumor has it that she's a big ol' lez...
ReplyDeleteHe's dreaming! Vadge is not going to give up her cash again! She learned her lesson after Guy Richie. Richie even came out and said he got wealthy from the divorce. Say "bye bye" Toy Boy. Vadge is going to go looking for another toddler.
ReplyDeletegreat joke!
ReplyDeletePlease. He wants to be with her $350 million dollar fortune forever. Her homes are so huge that once they marry they can be in the same residence and not even have to see each other.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget, plenty of guys get off on being bossed around.
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ReplyDeleteThat's all I've got.
Deep and unchanging feature of the Madonna personality: fucks all the Latin guys and black guys, marries only pasty-faced white guys, preferably Irish or Scottish ancestry. She doesn't take people of color seriously, never has, never will. I expect her to marry some yucky Warren Beatty or Sean Penn or whoever that last husband was. Always fucks dark, marries white.
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