Lindsay Lohan Not Leaving Her House - World Rejoices

According to her friends which mean people who have lots of drugs and designer merchandise for her to steal, Lindsay Lohan is staying inside her house for the next two weeks until her probation is over. Considering she has no career prospects this does not seem difficult. However, I have a tough time believing she can stay inside for two weeks because that would mean two weeks without getting to look at pap photos of herself or posting any to her collection. Did you know that Lindsay has a copy of every pap photo ever taken of herself and has them all in her computer with the date and what she was doing. She looks at them all the time. You would think she would realize how far she has fallen over the years and should really consider turning them into some time lapse thing she can use to show the results of living a hard life.