The Jonas Brothers Are Getting A Reality Show
Want to see three people who used to be three of the biggest stars on the planet now trying to scratch out a living? Welcome to the world of the Jonas Brothers and their new reality show. I always love watching people try and stay famous. The Jonas Brothers will never be hurting for money so at this point being on a reality show is all about fame for them. Well, keeping a death grip on fame. With one brother basically doing nothing, another on Broadway and another trying have sex in some kind of race with Wilmer Valderrama to see who can finish the 90210 zip code first the show should be interesting to watch as they will probably try and talk about all their new projects and try to achieve success but realizing as the season progresses that they would be better off opening a show in Vegas and then after 10 years there hit the casino circuit for 20 years followed by an extended stay in Branson until they pass away.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteThose Hanson's TRIED to tell you....
ReplyDeleteI seriously would not know a Jonas Brothers song if it hit me in the face. Actually I wouldn't even know a Jonas *Brother* if he hit me in the face...I'm Old. Shaun Cassidy was my era.
ReplyDeleteif it means less Trashdashians. I am for it.
ReplyDeleteI'm in my 20's, so I don't think I was ever their demographic, but as far as I could tell, the youngest Nick is the one with the talent. I think he wrote all their music.
ReplyDeleteI'll give the one who does Broadway his due credit. That's not an easy gig.
ReplyDeleteAnd dare I say it...has the K-ass free February spilled into March??? And that's not a complaint. Thank you, than you!
I don't think I've ever heard them perform. I also think they are all sort of odd looking.
ReplyDeleteI'm about over all these reality shows. I swear, you could fart in an elevator, and someone would offer you a reality show. Bring back the sitcom! The westerns! The doctor shows! Anything but all this reality crap!
That was a well-written post that made me laugh. Kudos!
ReplyDeleteA little too late, kids.
ReplyDelete... so I'm guessing those celibate rings (or whatever they're called) were thrown out?
ReplyDeleteSyko - your comment killed me! I bet there are a lot of idiots out there who would watch someone fart in an elevator while reactions are recorded.
If Ashton Kutcher comes out with this show, could you sue?
What...why???? Oh Please. I think the longer I live, the more ridiculous things start to become. What a waste. Unfortunately, with the crap people are watching now a days, this show will be a HUGE hit.
ReplyDeleteThey need a reality check that they're not really that famous anymore. Go away quietly into that good night and don't embarrass yourselves and your families on the way out.
ReplyDeleteWho would watch this? They must not know that they are over.
ReplyDeleteJFG-You are not the only oldster out there. I liked David Cassidy, but I was REALLY young at the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think that was a reveal about someone going crazy doing drugs and having sex and hanging around with Handy Manny which a Jo Bro was a popular guess. That being said, not my demographic so who cares. Except for the irony of the purity ring BS.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused
ReplyDelete1 is doing broadway, one is doing nothing and one is sleeping around lots (phrased to me as if it's with woman)
Nick is gay
Kevin is married
So that would make Joe the one bonking everything, and I thought he was gay??
So, if it's reality, does Joe's boyfriend show up?
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ReplyDeleteSo I heard Oprah might need programming....
ReplyDeleteI saw them in concert a couple of years ago with my then 6 year old. They were actually really good. Surprisingly it was a fantastic show.
ReplyDeleteLove your comment, Syko. Sadly, you're probably right.
ReplyDeleteI follow these boys' lives (for reasons I will not disclose) Joe is not gay, nor is Nick and yes Kevin is married. Joe does have a fondess for Miami though, lol that's as far as I will go with that
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