Jessica Simpson Keeps On Sharing
Because of the premiere of the commercial known as Fashion Star, Jessica Simpson has been everywhere promoting it and of course also talking about her baby. Yesterday she talked to Ryan Seacrest and discussed how her sex drive was unstoppable at this point in her pregnancy and that her orgasms have never been more intense and that Eric is earning his pay by always being ready for her. He can also enjoy what Jessica referred to as her swamp a** on Jay Leno on Monday night.
For lack of anything better to talk about in an interview??
ReplyDeleteSeriously when is she due, anybody know? I'm am glad to hear that their relationship is good but still, we don't need to have that much detail....excuse me while I go pour bleach on my brain.
Always a lady ;)
ReplyDeletep.s. I introduced myself yesterday but I went by "Kim"...until I realized it actually said my name and I promptly changed it :-)
ReplyDeleteShoo she's full of it.......
ReplyDeleteSTFU you bubble-headed, classless, brainless twit. The more you talk, the dumber you sound. As if that was possible.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the site AbderianLaughter.
She tickles me. Can't help it. She is a train wrech to be sure, but more like a cute train with bunnies and Llamas on board. Unlike the Lohan train which has hobos and crack dealers on board.
ReplyDeleteLol big mama!
DeleteNasty.
ReplyDeleteI read she was due end of April.
ReplyDeleteI buckled and watched Fashion Star. I thought the clothing were boring and the only interesting designer the Australian Nick who made it clear he did not feel Jessica & Nicole had any right to comment on fashion was the one that got kicked off. So now all of the contestants are going to act like sheep.
Jessica & Nicole have no interaction with each other and just talk to John Varvatos.
I agree BigMama - for all of Jessica's shortcomings, you have to give her a lot of credit. We've never seen her falling out of clubs, wasted, stealing, hitting people with her car, etc., etc. She may be a bit of an airhead, but she's harmless and has done really well for herself.
ReplyDeleteI like her. Don't need to know about her orgasms, but I like her.
ReplyDeleteI can't really commend someone for not acting like a Lohan. We're not supposed to. I find her stupidity loathesome. I hate to think her bubbleheadedness allows young girls to think it's ok, that as long as you're pretty, life will work out. In no way do I believe she has a say in any of her businesses. She's the face up front and that's where it stops.
ReplyDeleteAs for her show, I'm a little curious because she has terrible taste and she's so beyond stupid, I'd love to see what inane comments she makes.
Just look at that picture. If she were older and not pregnant (but with the weight), she'd be a cougar.
"Just look at that picture. If she were older and not pregnant (but with the weight), she'd be a cougar."
ReplyDeleteI thought age was the only deciding factor in cougarism.
Swamp....Ass...!?!?!?!?!? What the what?
ReplyDeleteI actually love her. I think that for all the stupid things she's said and done, she's done quite well for herself. She's worth a shit ton of money and she had the sense to front the right products at the right time. She is who she is and isn't afraid to speak her mind. Good for her, she's a strong independent woman.
ReplyDeleteWell, we can all call her an idiot but the reality is, she is a successful one. I suspect she is alot more business savy than the average bear. Some of the smartest people I know can't even remember where they put thier keys or purse half the time. She stays in the news, her line is a sucess and she didn't have to tear up a club or go to rehab to do it. Bunnies and Llamas.
ReplyDelete@Brenda Love, there's a cougar bar near my house and if you drive by it on a Friday night, all the ladies outside smoking are wearing jackets like hers. With high-wasted, tapered jeans. The shoes are always horrendous. It gives me so much stress when I go out on the weekend because I'm terrified of looking like a cougar.
ReplyDeleteThere is something about her that is endearing to me. And I like her shoes so I give her a pass.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the I-like-Jessica-and-her-bunnies-and-llamas-cute-crazy-train. Always did like her and I still wish she and Nick could have made it work.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she's stupid, either. I think one can be smart AND ditzy. It's like...she's not stupid, just kind of...simple. Does that make sense? (I'm convinced the tuna and buffalo comments were scripted, among others.)
Now, her dad and sister, on the other hand? Eww.
I watched last night and I think there's a whole lot more going on with Jessica than just a swamp ass.
ReplyDeleteI can't even write the swamp thing out. That's just SO COMPLETELY GROSS. To share that on national TV - no, no no no no no. Gross. NO.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL @ Eric is earning his pay by always being ready for her
ReplyDeleteI like Jessica. I also think she has more business brain than she is given credit for having. She is not a boozer, druggie, whore, like La Lohan.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't seem to have a filter between brain and vocal cords.
She frequently gives TMI, but I guess that makes her a great interview subject, they never know what they are going to get.
Basically I think she's harmless.
Well didnt John Mayer say Jessica was the best piece of ass he'd ever had?!
ReplyDeleteAnd wasn't the party line that being a christian she was virginal when marrying Nick? If so John should send him a thank you note as Jessica was a very adept learner.
I find her repulsive.
ReplyDeleteThe only good thing that I've heard about her is that she is not as rude and mean as her younger sister.
Every other information has been about her abysmal lack of intelligence, general knowledge and insight, her appalling hygiene - or should I say, lack thereof - and bizarre and grotesque fetishes.
Himmmm saying that he knows about her prostituting herself "for kicks" is just another example.
And enough with the "she's made a lot of money, so she must not be all that dumb" nonsense.
Having money is no sign of intellect. All kinds of people come into fame and fortune, it doesn't mean that they are clever, capable people.
Britney Spears also has a lot of money, and she's neither smart or even in control of her thoughts and actions for many years.
These former singers/reality show people make their money not because of they are business geniuses, but because there are people dumb enough to buy whatever products they attach their name to.
Del Riser:
ReplyDeleteAccording to Himmm, yes, she is a whore.
Ooooh, where is Himmmm's comment about Jessica? I hate to miss the good stuff!
ReplyDelete@Giulia, well I'd certainly take Hiiiiim's word for it, love the guy!
ReplyDeleteSo, I guess for a whore she's done really well for herself.
Ditto Califblondy, where's Himmmm's comment about JS? (Dang it, how much have I missed the last few weeks? I swear I should just give up working so I can keep up with things.)
ReplyDeletesomeone left the door open on the bitter barn again!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't we have an intelligent successful female celebrity role model who doesn't come across as totally insufferable? We either get the airheads like Jessica, the tarts like Lohan or the pretentious types like Gwyneth.
ReplyDeleteI know we have Tina Fey, but there should be more!!
What exactly is swamp ass?
ReplyDeleteWell, Lelaina...ask and you shall receive.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Urban Dictionary:
swamp ass
A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness
The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example: After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
I think that Nick said Jessica and her family have no boundries whatsoever. Sit on the toilet and visit with whoever, share whatever happens to be on their mind with anyone.
ReplyDeleteNow "No Boundries" always brings Jessica to my mind. Guess it could be her family also but I haven't personally heard about the others oversharing (except Dad & his daughters).