Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Jenelle Evans Arrested Again & Girl Scout Cookies


Stop me if you have heard this one before. Jenelle Evans was arrested again. Do you realize I have used the Jenelle Evans arrested again headline more than once. This is a serious accomplishment in the annals of celebrity arrests. She is fast approaching DMX's record which I honestly thought would stand for a lifetime. It was the gold standard and Jenelle is cruising through it like I cruised through the 8 boxes of Girl Scout cookies I bought this weekend. I know, my diet. But look, seriously, they were out in front of every store I went to. All the pretty boxes lined up with their bright pictures and tempting tastes inside. So, 8 boxes were eaten, but on the bright side, I still have not touched the other 20 boxes I bought. I also have the boxes I previously bought from a co-worker. I am a bad bad dieter.

Anyway, Jenelle was arrested for stalking one of her ex-friends.


15 comments:

  1. the thing that really troubles me is that she smiles in every mugshot. she obviously knows her mugshot is going to be on the cover of people [pardon me, I mean kneepads], and all over the internet.

    and, that the more times she gets arrested, the more money she is going to make.

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  2. Saw this on ONTD last night and knew you would write about it. Also know no one cares. ;)

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  3. It disgusts me that THIS is what's popping out babies in our society when so many women either can't or don't because they haven't the time or resources to properly raise children.

    (yeah, yeah, free country and all that, but STILL...gyahh! Idiocracy, here we come)

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  4. WHO? Is she a teen mom or something?

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  5. Back away from the cookies, Enty!

    Seriously, who the hell is this girl?

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  6. I don't know her.

    But, I do know Girl Scout cookies. I'm so glad mine are finally all gone, well, except for the partial pack of Thin Mints at the office.

    Now I've got somebody selling Marie Callendar pies for a fund raiser.

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  7. She may have popped out a baby, selenakyle, but she's done nothing at all to raise him since the day he he was born. She doesn't even have custody of the poor child, her mom does. I admit to Teen Mom being one of my trashy guilty pleasure shows (hey, it's better than Jersey Shore) and it's so sad to see Jenelle constantly choosing shitty men and drugs over her baby. She doesn't even deserve to be called a mom.

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  8. Put the cookies down, Enty...

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  9. That's what I mean! And yet "they" want to make contraception for women harder to obtain, and abortion non-existent!

    smdh

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  10. Thin Mints are da bomb, but the price of Girl Scout cookies is OUTRAGEOUS.

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  11. Damnit, the Girl Scouts are outside of my work, and as I was walking past on break I thought to myself "What Would Enty Do?"... and now I have two boxes of Thin Mints and two boxes of Tagalongs. There goes my dinner tonight...

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  12. This is not a celebrity arrest because in order to have a celebrity arrest you need a celebrity. She is some unfortunate person with a penchant for making bad choices who has not figured out the finer points of basic birth control.

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  13. she always looks so happy in her mugshots.

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  14. She looks so happy in that mug shot!

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