Jenelle Evans Arrested Again & Girl Scout Cookies
Stop me if you have heard this one before. Jenelle Evans was arrested again. Do you realize I have used the Jenelle Evans arrested again headline more than once. This is a serious accomplishment in the annals of celebrity arrests. She is fast approaching DMX's record which I honestly thought would stand for a lifetime. It was the gold standard and Jenelle is cruising through it like I cruised through the 8 boxes of Girl Scout cookies I bought this weekend. I know, my diet. But look, seriously, they were out in front of every store I went to. All the pretty boxes lined up with their bright pictures and tempting tastes inside. So, 8 boxes were eaten, but on the bright side, I still have not touched the other 20 boxes I bought. I also have the boxes I previously bought from a co-worker. I am a bad bad dieter.
Anyway, Jenelle was arrested for stalking one of her ex-friends.