Tuesday, March 13, 2012

I Give Ben Flajnik & Courtney Robertson Three Months


Ben Flajnik is out of control. If there were photos of him having sex with another woman he would claim they were photoshopped. Last night he said that despite all the photos that emerged of him kissing other women, that he was not actually kissing them. Uh huh. Apparently Ben and Courtney have come to some type of deal or ABC has just to pretend they are together for a little bit so the perception that the show is not a total farce can at least be maintained.

Courtney probably wants to be the Bachelorette after Emily Maynard so will have to time it right. Either that or a DWTS gig on the cycle after this one. That might be dangerous though because the audience is not a fan and she might get voted off immediately. However she might also be the type of contestant to smash some knees prior to going on stage so that could be fun.

Oh, yeah Courtney "won" last night. I believe I told you that three months ago though and there was absolutely no suspense.


19 comments:

  1. Those two are a total joke. I think you're giving them way too much time, I say they're not even together now.
    Ben was so charming on Ashley's season. He turned out to be just awful. Maybe one of the worst bachelors ever. Ugh.

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  2. in France,during this sort of tv shows, the winners had an agreement to stay together during one year

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  3. Who even watches these shows anymore? SHOCKING NEWS: There is no "reality" in reality tv these days.

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  4. And I don't give a hoot.

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  5. I read on another blog that Bravo has hired a higher-up for the purpose of getting some scripted material back on the station by next year. Let's hope we can go back to watching real actors and get this reality garbage off the screen...[shoulders squared, steps off soapbox.]

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  6. Isn't the point of these shows that the Bachelor/ettes are supposed to be gorgeous? Um, has anyone else noticed that this Ben is just ugly? Like, dweeby played-dungeons-and-dragons-got-lots-of-wedgies unattractive?

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  7. I didn't like him on Ashley's season either. Boring, bland, vanilla and NOT attractive. He looks like he needs a bath.

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  8. In my circle we've started a pool, $5 gets you in, naming the date of their "official" breakup, with Price Is Right rules in effect. We're already at $250.

    Three months sounds about right.

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  9. Courtney is SOOOOO unattractive. He was a fool for not choosing the blonde girl who was gorgeous...and normal.

    Courtney the next bachelorette??? Oh please. I'll watch Emily Maynard, but not Courtney. Courtney is a HUGE nasty, mean girl. I can't stand her. Also, the only fun was watching her make a fool out of herself fighting with the other girls. If she's the bachelorette with a bunch of dudes, it won't be as entertaining.

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  10. I don't know who these people are.

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  11. Is it me or did Ben get a nose job? He looked different last night, I'm convinced it is his nose!

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  12. On my local radio show this morning, they said Ben looks like the prince on Shrek. hehehe

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  13. I'm think the last season I watch was the Bob or the fishing guy, who ever was the later. I don't know how this show can stay on if every couple is broken up by the time After the Rose comes on.

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  14. A show realizing all of its potential - couldn't think of two unpleasant losers more perfectly matched.

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  15. Anonymous10:31 AM

    @Daveb- agreed!

    I admit I watch this show, but I am also one who looks at a car wreck too... Ben was awful on Ashley's season and even worse on his own- if that's possible. NO WAY will Courtney be the next Bachelorette, no one in America wants to watch her little squirrel face pucker another season!

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  16. Anonymous10:32 AM

    AND PS: She looks like Helena Christiansen in that photo.

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  17. Anonymous10:47 AM

    And not a single f*ck was given.

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  18. She was the only thing interesting this season of the Bachelor.

    People get too carried away on this show..so she was mean to some girls so what they can take it.

    RealitySteve.com makes this show even better.

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  19. ^I agree BUT he is SOOO longwinded, sometimes it's hard to get thru his posts (Reality Steve).

    I haven't been watching but I did catch the Girls Tell All or WTF it's called. Those girls were ridiculous. And I thought Ben Flapjack and Courtney were already broken up?

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