Wednesday, March 07, 2012
Hulk Hogan Has A Sex Tape
Here is what I don't understand about a Hulk Hogan sex tape. #1 - Who wants to admit they had sex with Hulk Hogan? A sex tape is saying just that. #2 - Who wants to actually watch Hulk Hogan having sex? #3 - Who thinks that the brunette is really Brooke Hogan wearing a wig so they won't get caught? #4 - After seeing this, how am I supposed to sleep at night? #5 - Should any man have a thong shaped tan line?
I'd rather watch a sex tape of Prince Charles, Camilla, and a goat.
ReplyDeleteWell, so much for my breakfast
ReplyDeleteUm, the tags on this post alone are enough to make me ralph. Thanks for everything else you threw in there.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I think it's in poor taste to insinuate a sex tape between him and his daughter.
ReplyDeleteIs there a way I can get my brain bleached?
ReplyDeleteThis headline "Hulk Hogan Has A Sex Tape" would be even better if it was followed by "With His Daughter" - grossness of epic proportions - ha ha!!!
ReplyDeleteAudrey, it's a gossip site. A lot of the stuff is in poor taste. And insinuating an inappropriate relationship between Hulk and his daughter isn't new. Hell they do it themselves. If you're going to bitch about everything on here, then go somewhere else.
ReplyDeleteYes, you're entitled to your opinion, blah blah blah. So am I.
There are times in life that I am thankful I have the internet at my fingertips. When I want to actually hear certain sound effects during my every day life, because let's face it - making up things like sound effects to what is going on around you is totally fun, I can thanks to soundboard apps. Thanks Android Market!
ReplyDeleteAudrey, you're ok with speculating that Terry Richardson is a child molester, but not ok with speculating that Hulk would make a sex tape with his daughter?
ReplyDeleteI'm just trying to understand where your line is. Because to me, both are in the same category.
Granted, I've had LOTS of caffeine today and am quite frustrated with work, perhaps it's just me...
ReplyDeleteThere's proof he's a child molester. Take a look at Jezebel's coverage with interviews from those that were molested. Where's evidence Hulk is sleeping with his daughter?
between listening to Howard Stern interview the guy that does the clean up of dead cats and recycled adult diapers on the Hoarder Show and this posting. I am not eating for the rest of the day.
ReplyDelete@Audrey the fact that Hulk married someone that has a strong resemblence to his daughter is proof enough to me the family is wholly creepy.
ReplyDeletePlus remember a lot of the posts from Enty is done with a lot of snark and sarcasm. Along with the rest of us commenting on it.
Don't take everything so literally.
Well, we all have our opinions.
ReplyDeleteI love gossip just as much as you all, but I guess for me, I draw the line when it comes to gossip about incest.
ENT has a dark sense of humor sometimes. And Hulk and daughter is a long-standing joke on CDAN, right up there with Louboutins and Denise Richards snorting her Chapstick.
ReplyDeleteBonus points to any commenter that can state the premise of those jokes!
ReplyDeleteAudrey, there are many instances of HH acting inappropriately with his daughter. Look at the photo above and how he is touching her. These are not the only photos like this. She revealed nude photos of herself to her dad, and he was more than happy to pose with the photo. HH keeps choosing girlfriends that look just like his daughter. There is plenty of reason for us to be speculating that they have an inappropriate relationship.
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWW. EWWWWWWW. GROSS!
ReplyDeleteNonononononononono.
The only wrestler sex tape I want to see will be from Trish Stratus.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Tara from TNA.
UGH! It never crossed my mind that he was rubbing Brooke down in those photo's --- I automatically assumed it was a look-a-like girlfriend. Ew. Ew. Ew.
ReplyDeleteI may never forgive Enty for that mental image.....ok, I will but it will take at least a box of chocolate and some tequila. Not together though, I try to never mix my vices.
ReplyDeleteWait, that picture is of him and BROOKE? I thought it was his new wife. Ewwww.
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ReplyDeleteAudrey -- Did you not see the day she was pole dancing in a bikini and her loving Daddy was there cheering her on and almost drooling? It was creepy.
ReplyDelete@ Vicki Cupper - I almost spit coffee on my computer screen when I read your comment!
ReplyDeleteBrain bleach please
ReplyDeleteHulk didn't necessarily marry someone who looks like his daughter, more like he married his "type." He married his type before and had a daughter with her. The daughter looks like the mother. Whether there's anything more than that? Well, I sure hope not!
ReplyDeleteEven if that picture alone was the extent of the inappropriateness of their relationship, it's too much.
ReplyDeleteEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteMy very first (Not so) blind item:
ReplyDeleteWhich Iconic wrestler who was the biggest thing going for a few years now slums it in tiny venues for a living, had his credit card rejected at the hotel he was staying at recently? In fact all his cards were rejected. This wrestler also refused to stick around to sign autographs for fans (such as my younger brother) after a show when every other performer did.
@JBE - no idea but I am curious!
ReplyDeletei'd totally watch it! wonder if he is listening to his own hulk records he record & I sure hope he keeps that do-rag on or however you spell it.
ReplyDelete@Dixie. It was Hulk. That's why I posted it here. :)
ReplyDeleteBrenda, I remember both of those! Denise was at the beach w/Richie Sambora, IIRC, and she must have had one hell of a chapped nose, considering she had the Chapstick tube practically up her nose... ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe Louboutins routine was from the ZX days, when we were trying to figure out who Enty's young actress friend who was posting tales of her life was--it was Dominique Swain, who was born in her dad's Mazda ZX on the way to the hospital, and she misspelled Louboutins one time while talking about them.
Do I get a prize? :-)
YAY ROBIN! Do you remember how we started to use "Louboutins" as a curse word?
ReplyDelete"I don't give a Louboutin"
Your prize is eternal respect! :-)
I know someone who Hogan picked up after a wrestling match in my hometown..she said he had a small package, gestured with her pinky and was quick to pull the trigger. Every time I see a photo of him I remember her pinky and her eyeroll..
ReplyDeleteLOL @JBE - I wasn't lying when I said I am HORRIBLE at these things!! Let's go ahead and add gullible to that list.
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