Evan Rachel Wood & Jamie Bell Are Screwing With The Tabloids
Judging by the rings on their fingers, Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell got married and did not bother to tell the tabloids which they really do not like. They like to get told these things because otherwise they have to do actual reporting which means they have to make an actual effort and not have the "news" brought to them. Evan tweeted that a photo says a thousand words so some of the tabloids checked Los Angeles County and no marriage licenses were taken out in either name. Umm, really? That is all you checked? Vegas? How about San Francisco? Make an effort. I don' t really care whether the couple is married or not, I just can't believe how E!, basically admitted they are too lazy to really check. I have always seen Evan wanting some huge $1M wedding but that was when she was going to marry the 56 year old Marilyn Manson. OK, he is not and was not that old but when you are his age dating someone 14 or whatever she was, it seems worse.
Funny, I always thought her name was Rachel Evan Wood.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine why, other than engagment/marriage, you'd wear a ring there especially being famous & single unless you want to f&ck with people. (Hi Miley!)
*engagement
ReplyDeletewhat is the big deal wearing a ring on your left hand ring finger? You should be allowed to wear one if you are married or not. It isn't a sacred finger.
ReplyDeleteI do agree with Enty on the press being too lazy now to do actual fact checking and rely on twitter feeds to fufill their writing obligations while they stay in bed all day.
This seems like a good spot for a "meh".
ReplyDeleteThe paps and E! might have tried a little harder with their fact checking if the couple were people they really cared about. Are they?
ReplyDelete@timebob - ITA, unless you are famous. At that point it just seems like a call for attention.
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ReplyDeleteremember, in cali you can choose to make your license private, and you've got a nice window of time in which to file the actual marriage cert.
because the gossip journalists are real journalists?? I thought they worked with the publicists ( aka Lainey with the canadian Ryan or Ted C with Twilight actors)
ReplyDeletesecond the "meh" and would like to add a "yawn"
ReplyDeleteteee-he!
DeleteExactly what Robert wrote. They don't sell magazines (therefore not cover-worthy). I don't even know who he is and she's barely interesting (I find her smug and annoying) so why make any effort?
ReplyDeleteWho is Jamie Bell??
ReplyDeleteI'll see your "meh" and "yawn" and raise you a BFD sammich with a side of who's Jamie Bell?
ReplyDeleteJamie Bell is Billy Elliot!
ReplyDeleteI love Jamie Bell--he's actually a pretty decent actor from England.
^^^ "Billy Elliot" y'all. :)
ReplyDeleteJinx @ Treesap
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Billy Elliot info!!
ReplyDeleteI like Jamie Bell. I hope she doesn't eat his soul.
ReplyDeleteI just feel like saying, "Dance, Billy! Dance!!"
ReplyDeleteThat's all.
hahah @Sarah good one!
ReplyDeleteLet's be real, do you think the tabloids are going to do any work for a bunch of Z listers??? Now had they been somebodies that were news worthy, then you'd see the tabs going all out, just sayin.
ReplyDeleteI love Evan Rachel Wood.
ReplyDeleteI love Jamie Bell! I suspect ERW is going to jerk him around again. :(
ReplyDeleteJamie Bell is as big an asshole as she is, if not bigger. Good for them for taking themselves off of the dating market and sparing possible innocent victims.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki: True. Goddd lost all respect for the guy when he went bragging about his oral skills. Bleh.
ReplyDeleteAnd those hipster outfits all the time. ERW looked like a Dita von Teese knockoff while dating Manson, and now suddenly she is some hipsterkid. Another J.Aniston, copying her mans look.. bleh