Simone Farrow was once voted one of the world's sexiest women in FHM Magazine. I think you pretty much have to disqualify anyone who actually modeled for Ed Hardy or make them be penalized a lap or start from the back. Anyway, being a model for Ed Hardy was not enough for Simone. She also was one of the world's largest dealers of meth. Her specialty? From her place on Sunset Boulevard, she would ship vast amounts of the drug to Australia and other countries all the while screaming to Mr. De Mille that she was ready for her closeup. About a month ago she was caught in Australia and was bailed out but disappeared. She was found yesterday in a rundown motel in Australia. So, her life has gone to waste, kind of like the whole Ed Hardy brand.
Have to say that is a sick bathing suit (if you have the goods to pull it off).
ReplyDeleteAnd she did pull it off. It just baffles me how someone can blow off their success with drugs. Especially something as disgusting as meth. Oh well. Another rising star zapped out by her demons.
Um, being an Ed Hardy model is like the skankiest bottom-feeding position in the whole wide world. It's up there with being a fluffer. Poor girl. I hope she recovers.
ReplyDeleteI think meth is the diet drug of choice for many young people in Hollywood, so it's not that big of a leap to turn from model to drug dealer. And let's face it, Ed Hardy and meth both scream trashy skank.
ReplyDeleteWhat Barton Fink said.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that pose? It's like "I really have to pee, but am too malnourished to walk. See? I can barely lift mah head!"
ReplyDeleteI like Ed Hardy, have for many years (long before dbags like the Jersey Shore people) and will continue to. The whole disdain for Ed Hardy is played out, imo.
ReplyDeleteShe isn't battling demons - she IS the demon. Someone I cared very much for was caught in her web when she was state-side and ended up dead as a result. FU, biotch. Rot in Hell.
ReplyDeleteI think posing for Ed Hardy automatically qualifies you for all Maxim and FHM type lists. It's all douchey of the highest extreme. I think it's the nastiest, vilest type of clothes ever and when I enslave the human race, it will be outlawed.
ReplyDeleteOnce you take over will you please do something about Affliction brand crap as well? Please?!
DeleteDouchy swimsuit, douchy brand.
ReplyDeleteWhen she skipped bail she left 2 men losing quite a bit of money that they put up for her. Men, don't think with the little head when dealing with known felons.
ReplyDeleteShe's got the slightly warmed over dead eyes going on there. The lights are on but no one is home.
ReplyDeleteFamous NY Designer and Famous French Designer used to be friend's. Best Friend's. Until Famous NY Desinger decided to take all of Famous French Designer's design and desing a whole new design for the fall/winter design catalog.So,Famous French Designer decided to revenge fuq all of Famous NY Designer's ENITRE FAMILY! I'm talking the Grandma,Grandfather,Great Grandmother(Famous Designer's are very young but still how ick sick nast foul!),Sister-In Law,2 Cousin's Twice Removed and a baby was produced to only become a famous A-List Hollywood Actress by C- List Recognition only at this point in time because she is really a lesbian but still pretend's to be a straight,dotting mother. I know..SIck Right?SO, next time you go to Fashion Week just think of all the people this person hurt! And, when they die. Yea, sure...EVERYONE ON EARTH(even in Malawi,The Sudan,Egypt, you know all those 3-world countrie's on planet earth that do not have any TV and shit..They will celebrate this Fashipn Designer and everyone will of course sport the logo. But, just think of all the nasty,fabric,zipper's, and button's they had to stick up there ass to get there. That's all I have to say for now. I'm really at a loss because...I feel like I'm crying. But, my soul is a dark,cold place. I don't even think I have water in my eyeball's cause my glare's are ice-cold and stare at a computer screen all day. Just know you are the hero who goes to the charity shop for your clothes! You don't give a shit about FASHION! To the world...you are fashion and we are just mearly imitating fashion, life,art. You know the saying. I don't. I just make clothes.
ReplyDeleteTaigshatemonarchslaves, I have been dying laughing at your blinds today.
ReplyDeleteMy guesses are: Michael Kors for NY designer, Coco Chanel for French designer, Gwyneth Paltrow for A-list baby actress
*claps for Seaward*
ReplyDeleteWay to decipher all that gibberish. I'm astounded.
Yeah, Ida. All I could gather was it was someone with a third grade education. That was more incompehensible than Ted C and much more poorly written (there for their? really?).That and the blatant dsregard for punctuation and spelling makes me wonder if some monkey could be doing a bang up job in comparison.
ReplyDeleteThat response made my head hurt. Give me Ted C any day over that.....
ReplyDeleteJersey shore completely killed that brand and I couldn't be happier. I am from NJ and none of us are like that btw. Nothing but cool people, clean beaches, pine forest and farmland.
ReplyDeleteNo offense to whomever wrote that, but it is pretty difficult to read :(
I'm not reading them either, needs editing big time.
ReplyDeleteEd Hardy was awful from the get-go, even if douchebags with red cups and big white watches had never worn it.
^Agree. I have always found it atrocious.
ReplyDeleteThe first six months or so, when the brand was first being launched, was kind of interesting and not hard on the eyes. That was, what, seven years ago? The heady era of "graphic T's" was fun for about twelve months, and then by 2008 it was tiresome and over. [This episode of retail history brought to you by Meow Mix.]
ReplyDeleteYou don't become one of the world's largest meth dealers because you have "demons" and needs help "recovering." She's a bad person. Maybe she didn't think of herself that way - even bad people have to keep up appearances - but she is.
ReplyDeleteI see a lot of Ed Hardy at my local discount department stores like Ross. I bought a pair of his/her no laces sneakers. They are pretty comfy. Would never buy the clothes or that swim suit. I have tattoos though and don't mind that look.
ReplyDelete@MLE, and TapOut clothing. Add that to the ban.
ReplyDeleteEd Hardy clothes suck but I was in a perfume store one day and was surprised to find that two of the perfumes smell really nice. They're very clean and light, not at all overpowering like I expected. I was sure they were going to be the equivalent of trailer park fumes and Snooki sweat trapped in a bottle.
ReplyDeleteI still couldn't bring myself to buy either though b/c I dreaded the inevitable moment when someone would say, "Wow, you smell great. What are you wearing?" I don't think Ed Hardy is an answer I'll ever be fully prepared to give.
^ You made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteExactly What is eight past six. ED does make a really good perfume but the shame that would come from wearing it keeps me from buying it.
ReplyDelete@AndrewBW - agreed.
ReplyDeletemeth is very bad.
The Australian media list her as 37 years old. At that age models usually need another source of income.
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