David Arquette took to his Twitter to tell the world he is single again and has broken up with Christina McClarty who is the person who once said yes when Joe Francis asked her to marry him.
David immediately took out a personal ad which reads. - SWM seeks SWF. I act 16, dress unlike anyone else you have ever dated and will talk in detail about our sex life on Howard Stern. P.S. I love clowns. Oh, and I am a recovering alcoholic. Oh, and divorced (almost) with a child and I still kind of live with my soon to be ex. I'm a catch.
I knew that wouldn't last long, David has to be in LA for Coco and Christina is based in NYC.
ReplyDeleteI think Courtney will take him back she just needed a break from him.
I'm pulling for this family to make it work. Grow up, David....
ReplyDeleteMan, he is looking pretty rough.
ReplyDeleteMy brother ran into David about a month ago in the middle of the day, and he said David looked like a drunk mess. He was with Christina, who seemed a little frustrated with the situation. I'm not surprised they split. I wish he would get his act together.
ReplyDeleteWhat a goofy bastard. He is looking rough. Too thin. Drunk in the middle of the day wouldn't indicate that he's getting better.
ReplyDeleteI really like him and hope he can pull it together.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the personal ad that you came up with Enty! Priceless
Ever since the Oscars i have been obsessed with focusing on celebrities eyes and trying to figure out whose high/cracked out/drunk as hell all while doing the typical hollywood schmooze in front of the unassuming public....
ReplyDeleteDavid is high as a kite in this pic.....or drunk as a skunk whatevs
...yeah, like a disease...
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