Yesterday at a charity benefit for human rights, Charlize Theron spent a great deal of time talking about Michael Fassbender and how apparently he is a shower and not a grower. Tossing out sexual innuendos all night, Charlize said she would be happy to work with his peen again and that she was impressed he chose to play it big for his full frontal scenes in Shameless. She also said that most actors she has worked with have been small, but not Michael.
I love her and her amazing sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends knows a dude who used to be in the Hasty Pudding Club. When they honored Charlize, he said not only was she a blast during the parade, but she hung out and drank boilermakers with them afterwards.
ReplyDeletei'm tired of jokes about Fassybender's peen and i believe they(in Hollywood)often don't see an average peen
ReplyDeleteThe movie is called "Shame". Shameless is a television show.
ReplyDeleteI love her, but she needs to step away from my dude.
ReplyDeleteBut I understand her fascination. I am told there are many a small member in H'wood.
I would very much like to be acquainted with his member. He can look up my IP address anytime.
they are in Ridley Scot's Promethus coming out this June. Looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteShe is a cool chick, Diablo Cody said she is a woman with no flaws. She is beautiful,smart and can cook all ontop of being an adoptive mother and didn't flog it to the ragazines.
She is definitely my girl crush. She seems like she would be really chill.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking her more and more! And I can't wait for Prometheus, I'm a huge Ridley Scott fan.
ReplyDeleteShe's so beautiful. I love this picture of her because she looks great but not that over-the-top-how-can-I-ever-compete-with-that? great. She looks like a mere mortal here.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to gave both of them. Simultaneously. Charming with a capital C.
ReplyDeleteShe was great as a guest judge on Top Chef.
ReplyDeleteCharlize is one of my favorites, totally upfront and honest, beautiful, smart and talented.
ReplyDeleteOne of the few *real* people in Hollywood.
What's up with her neck? o_O
ReplyDeleteThat is a crap photo, she is flawless...
ReplyDelete@califblondy I agree that was the best episode of the season! And I hated Texas Top Chef season!!
ReplyDeleteShe is seriously beautiful and not in a sickly thin sort of way. She has always been my girl crush.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for Prometheus!
I adore her. And I think I could probably tolerate Mr. Fassbender for a few hours as well (ah hell, 10 minutes would be just fine, too).
ReplyDeleteI watched "Young Adult" last night. Think of that movie as a John Hughes meets Sofia Coppola type of film. Charlize was incredible. You'd want to run away screaming if you ever met her character. She was not likable. Reminded me of Lauren Ambrose as Claire losing her shit in the last episodes of "Six Feet Under." Kind of like that. Charlize is not afraid to play a character that makes you cringe.
ReplyDelete@Jason - So right. She was fantastic in Young Adult (ohhhh, how I hated Mavis) and even better in Monster. She is fab and so absolutely stunning - love her!
ReplyDeleteOkay, she's off my list. I'm interested in someone who says, "that's okay, I wouldn't want it to be so big that it hurts," than someone who makes fun of me in public.
ReplyDeleteHollywood is full of little peens? Not even average size? Well, then I'm grateful I love my husband and all of his 9 inches!
ReplyDeleteI love the name fassbender! And theres nothing wrong with a big pipe!
ReplyDeleteCharlize - need to moisturize that neck, girl! I think she's a cool chick. And a great actress.
ReplyDeletefassbender's bobby sands bio pic was spectacular. his body-of-work is as impressive as his body.
ReplyDeletePrometheus!! What an amazing trailer. Can't wait to see the Fass and Charlize onscreen with the rest of that seriously awesome cast.
ReplyDelete@TheDailyLmo: Absolutely concur. People may go on about Shame peen, but you get nudity and monologue in Hunger! (and it's just as non-titillating).
ReplyDeleteOk, well I'm going to go against the grain here and say that I don't like her. Something about her bugs me. Greatly.
ReplyDeleteMy co-worker got the latest IPad today and we watched the "Prometheus" trailer on it. It looks freakin' awesome and the first thing I thought was "Alien"..Now I know why.
ReplyDeleteI've always like her and her willingness to play down her looks for a part. Whether that is a calculated part or she just really feels she can do the role justice, I don't know.
ReplyDeleteShe has always come off as genuine, however when I see her praise MF I admit, it makes me wonder about her. My thoughts will now always be clouded by the abuse charges against him.
I still like her a lot and was glad to see she recently adopted. I think she will be an amazing mom.
I love that "grower not shower" is a common phrase :)
ReplyDeletePersonally i prefer a grower but that is because I like surprises! ;)