This newest celebrity who is only famous for being famous, (and really only became so because of the internet) is constantly hatching plans to stay in the limelight. Don’t worry fans, she’s got a sex tape all cooked up and coming your way!
That blonde who had a website in the 90's that had of her in bikin's etc. Probably in her 40's now. Can't remember her name, but she was pretty popular in the day. Well, not that popular since I can't remeber her name.
Who is Jules Kirby? She can't be that much of a celeb since I've never heard of her. Now COurtney I've heard of. I can't stand all these people who are famous for being skank.
No way it's Rebecca Black. She's only 14 or 15. Even if she released a sex tape it wouldn't see the light of day and even though I'm sure you'd be able to find it it wouldn't serve as a stimulus for her career. As I don't think she is "constantly hatching plans to stay in the limelight". If anything i think she's trying to stay out of it after the backlash from "Friday". She did have to quit her school and start being home schooled because she was harassed constantly about that video.
There's no way it's Courtney - her fame depends on her marriage so she wouldn't sleep with someone else, and there's no way he has ever gotten it up for her. Although, I guess theoretically he could have a fame boner.
Rebecca Black?
ReplyDeleteVicki beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteOlivia Palermo
ReplyDeleteJenna Marbles (Mourey)? I hope not though. She does have a master's degree so lets hope she is smarter than that!
ReplyDeleteThat blonde who had a website in the 90's that had of her in bikin's etc. Probably in her 40's now. Can't remember her name, but she was pretty popular in the day. Well, not that popular since I can't remeber her name.
ReplyDeleteNever mind, I just caught the "newest celebrity" part.
ReplyDeleteWhat about that redhead, the chicken cutlets one?
ReplyDeleteCourtney Stodden?
ReplyDeleteI think it's Courtney Stodden.
ReplyDeleteJules Kirby
ReplyDeleteI'm with Spacecowboy...Courtney Stodden.
ReplyDeleteAnd the countdown to Madam Courtney's 18th begins.....blech!
ReplyDeleteBigMama, we’ve got until August to build a bombproof shelter.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Lana Del Ray?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Lana Del Ray?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Lana Del Ray?
ReplyDeletePatty, are you thinking of Cindy Margolis?
ReplyDeleteCourtney Stodden. Even I can't get on board with this being Rebecca Black. Isn't she like 14?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Princess. It's most certainly Jules Kirby. I have proof. I've seen the tape in question, and she's getting it on with George Wendt.
ReplyDeleteI say just Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of Ewwwwwwww, Jules.
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I think they were JOKING about Rebecca Black. ;)
ReplyDeleteLol about Jules!
ReplyDeleteIt's honeybadger!
ReplyDeleteWho is Jules Kirby? She can't be that much of a celeb since I've never heard of her. Now COurtney I've heard of. I can't stand all these people who are famous for being skank.
ReplyDeleteNo way it's Rebecca Black. She's only 14 or 15. Even if she released a sex tape it wouldn't see the light of day and even though I'm sure you'd be able to find it it wouldn't serve as a stimulus for her career. As I don't think she is "constantly hatching plans to stay in the limelight". If anything i think she's trying to stay out of it after the backlash from "Friday". She did have to quit her school and start being home schooled because she was harassed constantly about that video.
ReplyDelete*facepalm*
ReplyDeleteI was JOKING. Jeez.
LOL @ princess
ReplyDeletelol @ Unknown. Honey badger don't give a shit.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm on the Courtney Stodden train. Ick.
I thought Courtney Stodden was famous for marrying an old creepy dude. Yuck either way.
ReplyDeleteWonder if the sex tape is with the husband. The horror. The horror.
ReplyDeleteLizard is my guess too and lord god almighty don't let it be with Peepaw..Ugh!
ReplyDeleteKate Upton?
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's probably Stodden
ReplyDeleteBut secretly hopes it's Lizzy Grant aka Lana Del Rey
LOL, Princess!
ReplyDeleteThere's no way it's Courtney - her fame depends on her marriage so she wouldn't sleep with someone else, and there's no way he has ever gotten it up for her. Although, I guess theoretically he could have a fame boner.
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ReplyDeleteGood Old Kim K...
ReplyDeleteShe is a fairly new celeb (although been a couple of years)
She is famous cuz of the internet (sex tape and all)