It takes a lot of effort to get at DUI on a Monday afternoon. Police are not really thinking that anyone is drunk at lunch on a Monday. A Friday? Sure, maybe. People don't really go out to lunch on Monday's, let alone tie one on. I have wanted to use that expression. I also feel like I should make some New Edition jokes, but they all involve Eddie Murphy and a hot tub. Anyway, Bobby Brown got pulled over talking on his cell phone, and the police smelled booze and the next thing you know he was having to call Mr. Telephone Man to arrange bail. Wait to set an example for your kid.
Grass is green.
ReplyDeleteWow i thought about it and it does take alot of effort to be drunk on a monday early afternoon! He gets a gold star!
ReplyDeleteWow, that is one ugly man. What did Whitney ever see in him?
ReplyDelete...if it's true that she was really a lesbian and was pressured to fake it and get married, let that be a lesson to parents who try to force their kids into living a lie. Worst case scenario: they self-medicate and die young.
Whitney dabbled with women, but she was genuinely in love with Bobby Brown at one time. I had a friend that used to be a driver to celebrities. I also don't think he was solely responsible for her downfall.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's that uncommon, I was hit by a drunk driver at noon, and the guy had been in court at 9am that morning and lost his license for a DUI.
ReplyDelete*shrugs*
@figgy I think it was the "alpha maleness" she responded to. They played one of their interviews together after she passed and he was all like "this is my woman" and the look on her face was just elation.
ReplyDeleteAnd when they first met he was at the top of his game music/body wise. Shit rolled down hill fast.
Karma sure took a special interest in Bobby.
I don't know what Whitney (RIP) ever saw in this loser.
ReplyDeletegood god, i truly hope there is someone in that family that's isn't cracked out/in denial and can be a good example to bobbi kris.
ReplyDelete@Princess, is that a joke? Please tell me you're kidding.
ReplyDeleteIs there some kind of Eddie Murphy reveal in here or is that a movie reference that's gone over my head?
ReplyDeleteDrunk at noon is not surprising. For someone who wakes up at eleven, that would give them an hour to get wasted.
ReplyDeleteSet example for his kid? Why start now?
ReplyDeleteI read the headline and thought "and why is this news?". Bobby has probably been drunk at 12:20pm more often than most of us have been eating a sandwich at 12:20pm.
ReplyDeleteI'm on team TimeBob. While Brown/Houston were engaged Arsenio Hall did a remote interview w/her from her NJ house -- he was teasing her about not knowing the way around her own kitchen when Brown called. Houston was *ecstatic* -- "Is that my man?", she crowed. I don't think she was faking it.
ReplyDelete"I should make some New Edition jokes, but they all involve Eddie Murphy and a hot tub." Enty are you referring to Eddie and NE's Johnny Gil and their alleged romance because Johnny lives on Eddie's estate for FREE!?!?!? LOL This is an old one but good one.
ReplyDeleteWho's drunk at 12:20pm on a weekday?
ReplyDeleteA fucking alcoholic, that's who. And a serious one at that.
Poor Bobbi Kristina, girl never had a chance with these two parents.
RIP Whitney but damn am I glad you only had one kid.
I still want to know why his parents or Whitney's left that little girl with people who didn't take care of her or themselves.
ReplyDeleteDon't know about Brown's parents, but Whitney told her mother Cissy that if she made a move on the baby she'd never see her again.
ReplyDeleteDouche! I can smell the vinegar just looking at his pic.
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