Bobby Brown Was Drunk At 12:20pm

It takes a lot of effort to get at DUI on a Monday afternoon. Police are not really thinking that anyone is drunk at lunch on a Monday. A Friday? Sure, maybe. People don't really go out to lunch on Monday's, let alone tie one on. I have wanted to use that expression. I also feel like I should make some New Edition jokes, but they all involve Eddie Murphy and a hot tub. Anyway, Bobby Brown got pulled over talking on his cell phone, and the police smelled booze and the next thing you know he was having to call Mr. Telephone Man to arrange bail. Wait to set an example for your kid.